OFFICIAL CHICAGO CUBS VS LOS ANGELES DODGERS GAME THREAD

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Kershaw vs Lester

Get in here and watch the cubs fail to score any runs again as more and more of their fans fall off their bandwagon

quality hits there

Is it one of those games?

>implying Kerchump won't choke again

hi jamal how are you doing

Safe at 1st

Double play still gets out the inning tho

>happ

Quite well friend.

love the socks

i wonder if they have memorial day stirrups?

Why was there so much cheering for that homer

scoring their 1st run in the series is like winning the worlds series for cubs fans

I fucking hate the insufferable faggot who sucks Kershaw's dick when he doesn't try.

Always knew Kersh would not have his best game against the Cubs. The chances of the Cubs getting shut out 3 games in a row felt impossible.

Piss Boi on suicide watch

Justin Turner when?

Think Kershaw's slider is a little fast today like it was in the beginning of the season.

OH BABY

Bellinger gets me hard

BELLINGOD

>LEST3R

Fuck off fat fuck

My boy Bellinger did it again

Bellinger is seriously "my nigga"

Is this thread what it's like to life in L.A.?

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>Lester

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So Lester is going to eat up about 50 million from now on right?
118 million contract and only did well his first two years

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LOL GET FUCKED CUSB KEKS

Do they call them animal fries because it looks like someone just dumped rotting roadkill on top of fries?

>rotting roadkill

oh the ironing

$35 million well spent

I thought you might struggle to recognise that with it being a man's breakfast.

>kershaw gets run support
>shits the bed

>meme home runs

happ will strike out

The money they pay these guys is ridiculous. One year today was a ten year contract three years ago. What the fuck is happening?

>Kershit

Imagine three 2-run homers in one inning.

Kek I was pissed during work but when I got into my car the cusb started shitting on kershaw

>kershit

dodger hater checkin in

all dog haters report n give dogs your power i wanna see a sweep of this shitcongo squad

lmao

attaboy fieldsy

>getting taken deep by austin barnes

>cusb
>try not to choke
>choke a lot

Daily reminder that the LA street dog shits all over Shitcongo's nigger tier, ketchup-less hot dog

hahaha cusb still setting 100 year old records

>Kershaw pitching like shit
>Romo pitching well

What the fuck?

talk all the shit you want about the cusb, I won't sit here and listen to someone speak ill of a Vienna Beef chicago dog though.

Holy shit Dodgerfans can catch.

Puig is still my friend

TYBP

hey LA what do you say
doyers gonna sweep today

Go dod~gers~
Go dod~gers~
Hey LA what do you say
Dodgers gonna sweep today

Imagine if this was in wrigley, there would have been less than 3,000 people left in the park by the 4th inning after having 40,000 lifelongs to start the game.

>hovercaps

actually the worst fries in the game