Character asks out girl

>character asks out girl
>"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend"

>"Why'd you talk to me then?"
>"I was just being friendly"

>sorry, I'm gay

>actress has a kissing scene
>she literally sucked the directors dick minutes ago

>autists think that any girl that talks to them wants to fuck

>Characters finish having sex
>"That was...amazing!"

>kissing/sex scene
>the actors aren't even in love
>they're only pretending, which is the same as lying
It's not right and it shouldn't be allowed

Wait what???
You just shattered my world.

>character dies in a movie or tv show
>later you see the actor doing an interview
>realize they didn't really die and you've been lied to again
God damn it they can't play with my emotions like this

>he doesn't fall in love with every girl that even slightly acknowledges him
leave normie scum

>fall in love with every girl that even slightly acknowledges him

This hits home

I would hate to act opposite Olivia Munn then

even landwhales?

>not falling in love with all girls
back to plebbit you go

>not falling in love with all attractive stacies

You guys don't like us homely girls.

L O C A T I O N

I do if you make me laugh

...

Why?!?

So you can use me and break my heart?

No thank you.

I'll stick to my 2d Husbando who would never hurt me.

HOL UP

What's his name?

"Woman"

even autists have some standards

hold me bros

...

i love alice but she looks like she smells bad

>Characters finish sex
>Guy: "that was amazing"
>Girl: "meh it was alright"
>Laugh track

t-thanks

>character says hi to girl
>cut to them finishing sex

>character talks about virgins
>start blushing
>family notices and gives remarks

fuckiong STOP

>character asks out girl
>"Sorry, I only breed black"

as socially inept person all I can say is:
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES"

I don't know if you're memeing but happens to me, what's worse is that they don't love me back...

I'm madly in love with you.

explain

>characters are having sex
>instantly know that I'm watching sci-fi movie

>guy having sex with girl
>doesn't need to put something in his butt to stay hard

>that look in her eyes
>you just know

>girl asks me the time
>want to marry her immediately

I know this feel.