Can Sup Forums recommend a good poem for a funeral?

Can Sup Forums recommend a good poem for a funeral?

You're all faggots
I'm glaf im finally dead
Come joing me niggers
Amen

Burnt Norton verse 1

do not go gentle into that good night, by Dylan Thomas

I was born to lose
But I live to win
I'm OP the fag
please mash my beans in

I like it, I think it might be a bit dark though

>this guy was a fag
>he really loved to suck butts
>i'm glad that he's dead

Life is a jest of the Gods and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh… or else you'll weep yourself to death.

Sorry for your loss. What was your relationship to the person? Father, Mother, Brother, Waifu?

Thank you user. My Father

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck this dead nigga
I got shit to do

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck you whore

Sorry to hear that mate, I lost my dad about 5 years ago.

It's an unbearable thing to go through, I hope you have people who support you. After my dad died I just wanted to be alone, but looking back I'm glad I let my loved ones help me through it.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh no there's a negro in my daughter scene 2

If you're gonna fuck around then at least be funny.

>Begonned thot
>for what i got
>was aids

Ah yes, I thought one up the other day

There was once a young lass named Khalifa
Who had a handsome young man beneath her
She looked down and asked:
"Keep away from my arse"
So he put it in her uretha

Thanks m8, I have been the same. They claim they're all trying to help me, but I don't really want to know. Some of them have been estranged from him all their lives and suddenly they're all upset... seems fake to me. My gf has been good though.

roses are blue,
violets are red,
i am so happy,
now that your dead.

You pronounced uretha wrong
it's uretha

To One Shortly To Die
by Walt Whitman

Winner

Oh mighty bullet,
Would you please snuff out my life?
Let's find out now... BANG

Couldn't tell you if it's fake or not but death any money can make people crazy.

If they're genuine then they won't ask for anything. The very second someone mentions money or that he 'owed' them something you should immediately become suspicious.

Crossing The Bar

trust me, this is the one

>>>lit

Crossing The Bar is about death but really beautiful and optimistic, i recommned

Well I certainly hope that doesn't happen.

I like that a lot, thank you.

Edgar Allen Poe - Conqueror Worm

Sorry for your loss. I lost my father when I was 6.

How about you get off Sup Forums and honor your father by asking an actual professional that’s not on the internet. I think he’d appreciate even the effort alone.

Not to be rude, but come on man.

funeral blues by w h auden!! had to read for english, makes everyone emotional. was in movie

>Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'He is Dead'.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.