By lucky coincidence, I have discovered that Kennedy's murder is staged...

By lucky coincidence, I have discovered that Kennedy's murder is staged, and he is still alive somewhere and Barack Obama in reality is one of the Nine-Eyed Qdzutll, which in turn means The Discordian Society cunningly plot to cover the sky with chemtrails in order to ascend to godhood. All we can do is hide under the bed and hope it goes away.

The genius of sapporo and I were both inside of kennedy's body when he was shot, so you are at least half right.

also, I may also be kevin mcallistor

The government has tried to cover up that researchers have invented a fuel that is much more clean, cheap and efficient than oil, which makes it plain that The Majestic-12 plan to fake another 9/11 disaster in order to make fat stacks of cash! All we can do is have sex one last time before it is too late.

Alex Jones.. is that you?

The fact is that the 9/11 attacks were set up by the government, therefore The Outer College of the Histories are scheming to fake another 9/11 disaster in order to re-elect the President.

So was Kennedy in on it, or was he tossed in a black site prison or something?

That fuel was actually a renewable energy source that was lost at the fall of atlantis.

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he was the only person that wasn't in on it.

ACORN, through their hidden links with the zionists, cunningly plot to fake another 9/11 disaster in order to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

It is obvious that Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone when he "assassinated" Kennedy, which I think you'll agree indicates The Psionic Society of Exchequers try to indoctrinate our children with communist ideologies to bring about the return of their master, C'thulhu.

Through hidden clues in pornographic Japanese cartoons, I have concluded that there are no less than three "Necronomicons" currently being published, which makes it plain that The Bavarian Illuminati have hatched a devilish plot to indoctrinate our children with communist ideologies to cover up the existence of Nine-Eyed Qdzutll

The fact is that the moon landing was faked, which can only mean that The Elders of Zion will infect specific minorities with AIDS in order to destroy their hated enemies, Science.

The Discordian Society would never do something so sinister, this can't be true.

The Elders of Zion, through their silent partners in the United Nations, are scheming to implant microchips in our teeth to sell the planet to Reptoids from the 5th dimension. Do You Believe That?

Wouldn't staging it be at least 100 times more difficult than just actually shooting his ass?

It is obvious that water fluoridation has delerious effects, but the government keeps promoting it, which makes it plain that The Freemasons will reverse-engineer UFO technology to ascend to godhood.

Modern science has unearthed new evidence that Kennedy's murder is staged, and he is still alive somewhere, which can only mean that The Templars will use high-definition television to set us back to the stone age. Do You Believe That?

As I was told by a Physics Professor I used to know before she disappeared, Evolution continues to be taught in our schools, and this can only mean that The Discordian Society have already managed to exterminate all other races to destroy their hated enemies, The Freemasons.

>JFK still alive
>DOB: May 29, 1917

Through hidden clues in the Bible, I have concluded that we are living in a virtual reality created by Betelgeusian Pseudo-Androids , which leads us to conclude that The Majestic-12 will exterminate all other races to re-elect the President.

The government has tried to cover up that vaccination causes autism and water fluoridation has delerious effects, but the government keeps promoting it, which only reinforces the fact that The Bavarian Illuminati try to mass breed genetically engineered superhumans to bitch-slap Dan Brown. All we can do is flee to the hills!