I fucked up Sup Forums >Be me >Be 16 >Yesterday night >Sitting in room watching porn >Remember condom in wallet >Put condom on >Jerk off with condom >feelsgoodman.jpg >Nut >Tie condom up and throw in toliet >Take a piss and flush >Go to bed
Literally a fucking hour ago
>Mom goes to my bathroom >Opens toilet lid for whatever fucking reason >”user, come here for a second” >Walk in bathroom >”Why is there a bag in the toilet?” >ohfuck.jpg >Condom didn’t flush >Floating at top of piss filled water >”No clue mom” >Fuckfuckfuckfuck >”You know exactly what that is” >”No I don’t” >Reach into piss filled toilet and grab condom >”What is it?” >”A condom” >”Why the fuck do you have condoms?” >”I was blowing them up like balloons”
Now, I was home alone for the entire day, so this didn’t help me, neither did the fact that I didn’t pick up the phone when she called me.
>Starts questioning me about what I was doing all day >After about 3 questions, full autism mode kicks in >”Mom, I had 3 guys over, that’s it” >Realize what I said >Mom looks at me like I’m some type of fucking faggot >Mom thinks I hosted a gay orgy at my house >Mom looks at me and tells me to wash my piss covered hands >She walks out >Wash hands, put condom back in toilet, and flush again >Hear mom talking to Dad about how I’m gay >Walk out of bathroom >Cry
What the fuck is my problem
Robert Martin
>be you >be underage faggot >get banned lmao
Andrew Miller
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Cooper Brooks
They sound like pricks, fuck them. Go to school, bring home a banging hot chick and fuck her really loud. Tell her what happened, she might find it funny and go thru with it.. Or tell the whole school.
Ian Sanders
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Christian Young
hahah lol kek ssssssssssssssssssssss
Brody Russell
Leave used condoms under your mom and dad's pillow
Assert dominance user.
Levi Smith
I had sex at the age. Most of us did. Also there is literally nothing wrong with being gay
James Morales
I’m not fucking gay
Parker Hughes
sure user..
Andrew Peterson
Who cares? You’re still a faggot
Jonathan Rivera
Why didn’t you just tell her you fucking moron? You saying you were jacking off into a condom is more embarrassing than saying you had a gay orgy? “I used the condom so it was easier to clean up, mom”. Done.
Alexander Perez
No way she’d believe him now.
Kevin Nguyen
Get rid of these fucking bots holy shit
Aiden Long
“Yeah sorry, I was jerking off into a condom” >gets slapped
Ryder Cooper
What does this actually do? Is it some horrible virus or does it show you a bunch of guys cutting their dicks off?
Austin Miller
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Brody Morris
Just say you had a girl over. Holy shit. She should be proud you used protection
Chase Brown
FBI
Tyler Howard
underage
is your mom hot though?
Jordan Watson
Pls do
Eli Edwards
underage faggot get ready for your perm ban
Carson Cox
>not checking if it flushed Yep, you're autistic alright
Carter Gomez
Just tell them the truth. Or tell them you were trying to smuggle drugs in your butt