I fucked up Sup Forums

I fucked up Sup Forums
>Be me
>Be 16
>Yesterday night
>Sitting in room watching porn
>Remember condom in wallet
>Put condom on
>Jerk off with condom
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Nut
>Tie condom up and throw in toliet
>Take a piss and flush
>Go to bed

Literally a fucking hour ago

>Mom goes to my bathroom
>Opens toilet lid for whatever fucking reason
>”user, come here for a second”
>Walk in bathroom
>”Why is there a bag in the toilet?”
>ohfuck.jpg
>Condom didn’t flush
>Floating at top of piss filled water
>”No clue mom”
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
>”You know exactly what that is”
>”No I don’t”
>Reach into piss filled toilet and grab condom
>”What is it?”
>”A condom”
>”Why the fuck do you have condoms?”
>”I was blowing them up like balloons”

Now, I was home alone for the entire day, so this didn’t help me, neither did the fact that I didn’t pick up the phone when she called me.

>Starts questioning me about what I was doing all day
>After about 3 questions, full autism mode kicks in
>”Mom, I had 3 guys over, that’s it”
>Realize what I said
>Mom looks at me like I’m some type of fucking faggot
>Mom thinks I hosted a gay orgy at my house
>Mom looks at me and tells me to wash my piss covered hands
>She walks out
>Wash hands, put condom back in toilet, and flush again
>Hear mom talking to Dad about how I’m gay
>Walk out of bathroom
>Cry


What the fuck is my problem

>be you
>be underage faggot
>get banned
lmao

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They sound like pricks, fuck them. Go to school, bring home a banging hot chick and fuck her really loud. Tell her what happened, she might find it funny and go thru with it.. Or tell the whole school.

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hahah lol kek ssssssssssssssssssssss

Leave used condoms under your mom and dad's pillow

Assert dominance user.

I had sex at the age. Most of us did. Also there is literally nothing wrong with being gay

I’m not fucking gay

sure user..

Who cares? You’re still a faggot

Why didn’t you just tell her you fucking moron? You saying you were jacking off into a condom is more embarrassing than saying you had a gay orgy? “I used the condom so it was easier to clean up, mom”. Done.

No way she’d believe him now.

Get rid of these fucking bots holy shit

“Yeah sorry, I was jerking off into a condom”
>gets slapped

What does this actually do? Is it some horrible virus or does it show you a bunch of guys cutting their dicks off?

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Just say you had a girl over. Holy shit. She should be proud you used protection

FBI

underage

is your mom hot though?

Pls do

underage faggot get ready for your perm ban

>not checking if it flushed
Yep, you're autistic alright

Just tell them the truth. Or tell them you were trying to smuggle drugs in your butt