Any way to increase penis size and/or height?

Any way to increase penis size and/or height?
>19
>5'6"
>5.5 inch penis

bump.
I should also add... I'm not overweight/obese. Normal BMI.

Nope

anyone

unless you are 2 (and you're not), no, you have what you have, make the most of it and stop fixating on penis size, only sub-human, low iq morons worry about how big their cock is all the time, give it up and live your life, and have fun for christ sake!

Actually I have an IQ over 160 but I constantly worry about not having a 9 inch cock. Also not being 6'2"

OP Here. Not saying that I want to be fucking 6'2 with a 9 inch cock, but with todays standards it seems like what I've got just isn't enough.

i'm a 5'6" guy with the same sized dick. just be confident, man. my personality has gotten me with waaaaaaaayyyyyy more girls than just penis size.

Yeah sorry man, you always want more... Maybe find a cute Asian girl?

That's great you cock faggot. How many went back for more? Jigaboo

Boy have I got a show for you

explosive decompression?

Societal standards are your problem, quit paying attention to them and just live your life.

Also stop watching so much porn

Haha you fucking manlet, I'd be more embarrassed about being a fucking dwarf than having a small dick

sorry, what i should have said is, you get into one of those decompression chambers they use to treat deep-sea divers for nitrogen narcosis. drill a three inch hole in the window and add a rubber gasket that will fit your cock comfortably.

get inside, close the door, stick your cock through the gasket and have someone turn on the pump. the increased pressure inside will force blood into your dick, making it bigger. a kind of reverse penis pump, if you will.

downside: you'll be inside the chamber and your dick will be outside.

Yawwwn

this
lmao so many manlets

Lol yeah that's a brilliant idea. I don't think anything would go wrong

This is counter intuitive, but trust me, it works. Cut your pecker slap off, you have to get as close to the base as possible. Then for the next 3 weeks drink and eat nothing but baby formula (similar with iron is the best). It will fool your body into regrowing your appendage thicker and longer than it was before. You can redo it 3 or 4 times for best results. But make sure and wait at least 2 months between clippings. I do it once a year for maintenance. Went from 4” fully erect at age 16 to just over 13” now (I’m 22). Thick as a can of corn. Can’t get the girls to leave me alone. They love the horse cock. Trust me. Remember the closer to the base the better.

"okay, that's as hard as it's gonna get.. it's turning purple.. now shut off the pump and suck on it."

"the pump control is stuck! it won't shut off!"

"noooooooooooooo" *POP*

6'2
8 inches
get gud

Dicklets detected

>tfw 6ft tall 7.5in cock

what does he mean by this?

5.5 is plenty. You'll never please a size queen, but most women will tell you that 5.5 feels good. It also won't be painful, and lots of women prefer that!

it's amazing how guys in these threads - especially the guys with huge cocks - never own phones with cameras, or they can't work out how to take pics of their endowments.

> posts image
> google reverse image search shows pic was posted on a gay contacts website four years ago

Having a 5.5in dick is like eating well done prime rib. Is it good? Sure, but still a waste. You never end up being fulfilled.

>24
>6’3
>8 inches x 6 girth

>uncut

I can smell the smegma from here.

Not him, but I'm only 5", married now, but have been with about 30 women, many fuck buddies, dated a few, and some I've never seen again. Not saying it's for everyone, but considering how many just wanted sex, I'm not sure size matters. I'm 6ft tall, 215 lbs, and I workout, smell good, always look presentable, and learned to flirt. To make things worse than my little dick, I'm a fucking ginger.

He’s giving the secret to having a monster Dick away for free.

> knows how to wash own penis

i don't smell anything except gf's saliva and tears.

>to make things worse I'm a ginger
Ginger here. Just under 4 inches and I have a gf. Size doesn't matter