Anyone willing to book me a hotel room in Albany NY with a Jacuzzi tub? Payment negotiable...

Anyone willing to book me a hotel room in Albany NY with a Jacuzzi tub? Payment negotiable. Please my spine is killing me.

jeez thats some shitty botox

full frontal pic in mirror first, need to know how fuckable you are

Eh it's not botox but yeah my face is shitty

You can come to my house and ill fart in the tub

It's clothed but hey

fine so far but what I really need to confirm is whether there is a penis or not

Not quite what I'm looking for

you clearly own a bathroom. why dont you, you know, sleep in your own bed?

Im in albany, ill give you a creep massage for free

There is not, i aplogize

I just want a Jacuzzi tub, my friend has one but I'm not allowed to fill it with water

this ham beast has some of the saddest tits I've ever seen. why are you still posting this thread op

ah trying to get back to your homeland

Eh I mean there's girls fatter with me, my boobs are sad but I've seen sadder

We havent seen the tits yet, shutup

Yeah exactly

yes, I would like confirmation of this prior to further discussion of hotels.

the last thread she posted her tits. lrn2archive

Op im willing to bet im the only poster who actually lives in albany lol

They're pretty sad

Nah. You're too fat still. Learn your lesson.

Repost please

How about tits and a timestamp, or GTFO.

Yeah I figured, my stretch marks are pretty bad

wow worse than my wifes and I thought her's where the worst

Bullshit man! Smallbany here. Western ave. Actually a bunch of us browse Sup Forums

Fuck these guys ill have some fun w those tits

Damn its possible we actually know each other

Fucking time stamp come on it is the rules

How about we go halves and double team this skank lol

Jake from the sewage?

Please bound her and kill her...

Oooooffff be nice to your wife dude:(

The sewage? I used to live in the big apt building next to the church

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Maybe. If you drink at Casey Finn's or Maggie's, you've seen me.

You should try getting one of those memory foams for your mattress. It's better than nothing.

In what area? I can call up any hotel you wish. Money at the ready.

Not with them saggy tits you nasty skank

First time I see Albany mentioned here. Uptown or downtown?

Can you show us your ass?

not anywhere nearby. willing to trade some cam shows for the room?

Read the first fucking post you dummy.

Nice. whats your ass smell like?

Nah, usually the low beat and the one next to it

kek'd i can;t imagine the stench from her vagina. Probably smells like a chinese fish market after a long day

Now we're talkin

Lol Pay right now. I'll rent it for us and we can negotiate

Hell yeah I have a nice ass

There's the Hapton Inn & Suites at
25 Chapel St, Albany, NY 12210

Would that work for you?

kek is that your transexual boipucci holding the timestamp for you op

Oh Paulie's? Or the Clubhouse? Haven't been to either in a while.

Idk no one's been anywhere near my privates in over a year so idk who to ask either

My gf lives in Alabama unfortunately :(

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its meh

Well the hotel I was hoping for is Coccas, they have Jacuzzi rooms

>black nail paint
trashy as fuck. 1st post wasn't even that bad, looked like good dsls.

thats a shocker

If I was in Albany I’d book the hotel and fuck you but I live in the same state just many miles away. Post more ass pics op

do a full mirror full nude and i will do it for you within like 30mins to an hour

Im also on Western Ave. Right by the police station

Yeah good luck robbing this douche with yr junkie bf....skank

They're Barbie pink currently, I broke a couple so I had to paint them lighter

you could ask yourself

My boyfriend is dead so it would be super cool if he came back and helped me with a robbery!

sorry to hear that, user

Oh, cool. I'm out by University Plaza.

I like the way they smell and taste... sweet with a subtle aftertaste of lemon? I don't eat much besides blueberries and melon.

meet op, do stuff, record

Nice, I usually get my liquor from there. You a student at UA?

You're delusional ya ugly beeyatch!!! Upstate NY sucks!!! It's a fuckin' wasteland that's why an hashed out hoe like this truly believes she's hot because she's surrounded by inbred, unemployed dipshits...

does dubs get finger in pink

youre hot as hell, post your feet or asshole

Lok at this dumb ass bitch seeking empathy because
>muh obese tits

Damn i had no idea so many albanians browsed Sup Forums

Dude no one thinks she's hot or even fuckable. We're all just giving her false hopes because she spams her threads everywhere.

Nah. Older than that. You? I also get my liquor from there.

Yeah fuck this.

Tons of Cap dist folks are on Sup Forums. Should be more threads for us.

Wynantskill here, its a drive but only like 15 minutes. I'm married but goodluck to the user that pounds those tits tonight.

I'd fuck her

Somebody start a albany thread

I'd fuck her, my standards aren't high.

I'm just nowhere near her.

Got a gf myself. Plus I'm working. If I were drunk. Like really drunk. I might do it for the hell of it.

M'lady youve gained weight

come to my place I got a jacuzzi

post more ass

Lol nah I know I'm ugly as shit

Graduated in 2016. Now I'm just working at Albany med. Apparently we're supposed to get another fucking snowstorm Wednesday

What's the deal here? user gets you a room, what does user get in return?

Eh not usually, im just in severe pain and unable to sleep tonight

Shes not gonna do that. If she does though, we want pics user

you dumb fuck this uggo posts here all the time for shits. she wanted to fuck her just for yous not long ago. hopefully one of yall are really stupid enough

The Med huh? You must've known the infamous Kylie then? And yeah that fucking blows.

what is the context of this image

And I'm engaged so I won't be doing the dirty. Had I been single I would've delivered for ya

Hahaha I'm glad you remember me lad

Are you fucking serious??? Dude no please I was fucking grilling outside last week and then this shit hit, it's gotta end sometime..