Official /turnleft/ Coca-Cola 600 @ Charlotte Motor Speedway Race Thread #2

Chase and Kes are dead

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rolling for the winner

Is Suarez a bust?

>not betting one fucking dollar on Danica to win every race in in her career

Looks like it's going to finally pay off tonight lad

This is now /Team Flörsch/ general

First Danica post

nice race so far

>HONDA

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>Three Top 10s

No.

she needs to get her pretty little ass over to NASCAR

>nipples

how many sponsors can you possibly have? Ia every single american company sponsoring this shitshow?

>All Men Ding Her
We should be so lucky

Also have some more more /ragsinabox/

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Who had the best Rookie year and why was it Tony Stewart?

That's my biggest complaint. I understand why it happens because money, but holy shit it's a snore to see cup guys just buy wins with better equipment.

>diamond nips through bra

she will be the next Simona DeSilvestro of IndyCar

that, or just go DTM

She'll never achieve fame in F racing
NASCAR would make her a true queen
Danica's career will pale by comparison

No. He's actually a good driver and he's on the best team. Suarez will win next year and France will jerk off for months.

Reminds me too much of Chelsea Clinton.

who is this semen demon

Fire Greg Ives

He makes cars worse with every adjustment.

Ana was >> Simona

Who's replacing Joonya next year?

I think it should be Alonso

>Nationwide(R) Dale Jr Performance Report(tm)

Well you won't see any brands that compete with the series sponsor for one. Also this is muh crown jewel so the big companies dump even more money then usual.

Carl Edwards

i could actually see this

Robby Gordon

Nope.

Seriously?

What happened to him this year? I missed that drama

Do not talk shit about our future president.

Alex MemeDriver Bowman

>Golden years Dale

I think her skills might translate well to NASCAR :^)

Kimi Raikkonen

It would be hilarious, hearing him complain about the Heat in the truck series was funny as shit

>When I retire, I'll be Twitter Shitposter Dale

I fucking HATE stage racing

HYUNDAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

"Retired"

My theory is Carl hopped out of JGR because he an Kenseth were on the chopping block after this year
Made the move because he had inside info on Joonyear retirement
Will drivee 88 next year
Hendrick shitcans Kahne
Drives 5 in 2019 and 2020 on a 2 year deal
Carl is one smart cookie

Ryan Blaney leaves Wood Brothers for the 88.

Madison International Speedway here. ARCA pays us a visit each year, which is always fun.

THIS
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Wouldn't he need to run several races this year before they let him run at Daytona?

Fuck off, underage virgin Ameriboo.

Oh she definitely belongs here
Get her into the ARCA series now! She'll rise straight to cup

He got kicked to the curb because Carlos Slim wanted them to move Daniel Suarez up to cup

So they made up some story about how Carl Edwards wanted to take a break

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I was so fucking confused when I first saw this. The ultimate sell out.

That's no way to talk about a qt, m8.

Jr said it won't happend

Agreed, senpai. Never really saw Kenseth's and Edwards' personalities go well together.

p-pls someone give Regan Smith a shot in good Cup equipment

I thought you only had to be 18 to run a resctrictor plate race

danica a shit

>These cars are e d g y
Top commentary, DW

WHUT DAWNT EWE LYKE ABOUT STAYGE RAYCIN??

>mfw all these underage beta virgins that haven't made it through puberty and can't stop thinking with their dick for more than 10 minutes fawning over bitches in a racing thread

Last week on Periscope Jr said he wants it to be Bowman.

>implying kenseth and edwards arent soul mates like survivors from the same platoon after getting out of Roush

That Darlington victory was based but it will be the highlight Smiff's career. Best thing he could do is drop to trucks and be a Hornaday.

Golden Sands Speedway in Wisconsin (C)Rapids and Marshfield Motor Speedway both host the Tundra Late Model Series

stages are fucking gay

triggered user?

>kryle wins again
what the fuck? He can't keep doing this

I bet she gets super flirty when she's drunk

Edwards nearly punched Kenseth once

F1 britbong here

What is this stage mularkey?

pop a viagra gramps

Idk how i managed to read that

Maybe you should take a break from Sup Forums altogether until you can chill out and stop being rude to other drivers. I think I speak for the majority here when I say that we are a tight knit group and if you "fit in" you actually don't name call other drivers, especially women drivers.

I've been here every day since (just after) the election and was even involved in HWNDU and RWSS on Sup Forums (not like you've ever heard of them) so I'm pretty sure I have more experience than a lot of the people in this thread including you. Head my advice newfag.

Stage racing is great. It assures that all drivers will be committing at least 80% at all times.

we pre Winston era now

>Leaving Penske equipment at this point
He'd be a fool.

A load of bullshit.

>yfw you're too gay to look at women

They may have changed it since, but when JPM came in they had a rule in place requiring having finished a plate race in a lower series or something like four or five non-plate races in the same series.

Are her tits getting bigger?

imagine nascar used pirelli tires instead..

*blocks your path*

Ok guys. I just got back from the futute....six months to be exact. And I know who is gona be in the 88 next year.

So with Jr retiring Nationwide and Axalta alter their sponsorship agreements with HMS. Essentially this causes the 88 to be grossly unsponsored for the 2018 effort. Mt. Dew stays with HMS but goes to the 24 spliting the season with NAPA. Things were looking bleek for the future of the 88 as rumors begin that HMS might scale back to 3 cars.

But suddenly, out no where an announcement is made in late September. A driver from the JRM stable has been selected and is bringing along his longtime sponsor. He is a Cup "veteran" with over 100 starts to his name.

Is it Elliott Sadler and One Main Financial?
Or Justin Allgaier and Brandt?

No...driving the #25 (because why not its the original number) Pilot Travel Centers Chevrolet...MICHAEL ANNETT!

Screen cap this...and remember who told you first. I gotta get back to the present now. BTW next year they're gona eliminate the bottom 10 cars after each segment so...yea get used to that too

a scam to have even more commercials

I 'member

>ive got something for you...

>NASCAR drivers need motivation to do well in a race

maximum KEK

>not *steals your car*

thats a pretty masculine jawline she has

Edwards is a little bitch who bends over backwards to suck dick. Kenseth is more of a hardass who doesn't take shit from anyone. They make a good couple.

Didn't those races actually stop during the stage breaks?

post yfw Alonso has to run the ARCA race

Micheal Annett?

He's too Mediocre

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>bends over backwards
funny backflip joke

Imagine if teams had a choice between Pirelli, Firestone, Hoosier, and Goodyear on each pit stop

Imagine

10 bux says she's not wearin panties

What race is the young girl in the back?

Dated a girl in high school who looked similar