Find one flaw with this flashlight

Find one flaw with this flashlight.

>Protip: You can't.

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Needs a rear mounted flashlight

wtf how are you supposed to hold that shit? no part is even joint together

That's just silly

png not gif

>triggered

what if it's dark behind me?

You do a 360 and moon walk towards the dark

I am not triggered. Do not reply to me again.

with a fleshlight like this op you have the power. hes got the power

but no balls to use it

How about one on the pistol grip that points down so i can see where I'm walking while its dark.

You been triggered nigger

What if it's dark over you?

The Power of it all is too much to handle for one user

Shit, I haven't thought about that. But still not a flaw (technically)

Do a barrel roll

It's a flaw if I trip, just replace the pistol grip with another flashlight.

A barrel roll?

The fuck is wrong with you he said don’t reply.

What if there is no light inside you?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You're a pedo.

TWO. Two barrel rolls.

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Steamed hams

Boiled broccoli

Do you have the copy pastas about politics? Either side.

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Le Reddit xD

This is clearly an assault flashlight, and should only be used for war!
Give me one reason why any normal civilian needs one of these war machines!

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