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NEWS:
>Another F1 reject wins in Indy
>VettelWinsLol
>Nigger on suicide watch

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Season standings:

1. Sebastian Vettel - 129
2. Lewis Hamilton - 104
3. Valtteri Bottas - 75
4. Kimi Raikkonen - 67
5. Daniel Ricciardo - 52

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interested in a brits opinion on the race. particularly the ferrari pit strategy

2nd for tifosi can't even admit that Ferrari rigged that race, how pathetic.

will Seb be able to hold off Hamilton for the Championship?

First for Takuma Sato

>Another F1 reject wins after his team partners' engines "mysteriously" fails
fix'd for you

>>Nigger on suicide watch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takuma_Sato

>those dead eyes
what went wrong?

>pressure from behind
>need to pit to retain track position against their under cut
>if you do this you will be in traffic
>if you don't you will be giving up the race lead and the 1-2

What do you do? Pit or not?

Ferrari say pit as retaining the lead is important because you can't pass at Monaco.

>you pit and your other driver has found an extra 2s a lap
>you wanted to pit him straight away to keep second olace secured
>but it looks like he can take the lead if he can keep up this pace for 5 laps

What do you do?

Ferrari let him race and drive faster than Kimi. This led to the overcut and taking first.

the real question is - will brits accept vettels wdc as a fair victory?

>tfw super aguri team shirt in the closet

feels RARE

Indy 500 > Monaco

literally confirmed by an F1 driver, so yes

Don't kick the wasp nest.

fixed it

>F1 best couldn't win

>rigged the race
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt

Engine cancer. It was terminal.

#notmywdc ?

>terminal
He died on the way to the hospital, i.e. DNF.

>what went wrong?

Dude doesn't know how to manage an engine.

Seb's moral obligation is to let Lewis win so probably not.

Super Aguri is such a cool name for a team, too bad they sucked

Doesn't anyone have the link to that f1 race replay site that doesn't show up on google due to DMCA claims

What if Ferrari just fucked up their pit strategy and the appearance of favoring vetlel was just an accident?

Google's DMCA claims still link the website, you just need to look from chilleffects page

Super Aguri is faster than 2017 Ferrari team.

V10
Lighter
Diffusers

yeah i got it now m9

At least one of Jenson Button's teammates won...

They will call F1 raycist, keeping the black man down if Vettel win.

wec = f1

Completely forgot there was Monaco GP today :^)

it was yesterday

>maybe it's because I'm black

>Marco
>Grandson of Mario Andretti F1/LeMans/Indy Triple Crown
>(Marco Andretti Indy 500 results)

just.jpeg

maybe hes right tho, hmm?

There's a reason he wasn't ever on track for F1. He only was one series victory, right?

...

Is Grazzi ragazzi grande lavoro, dare I say it, on par with My time?

saved

Back from Indianapolis. Ho lee shit, what a race. I wish THAT were the US GP. Not the infield circuit, bring it back like it was way back in the early days. Tell the F1 teams to build a car that can race the oval circuit, give the drivers a year to test it out, and drop the damn rag.

>daily reminder a 4 (Four) time WDC got wrekt the second he had a competitive teammate
>daily reminder this 4 (Four) time WDC needed team interference to beat an old man
>autists defend his mediocrity because 'muh stats'

apologise

2010 Turkish GP best day of my life

Gomenasai, Sato-sama

>Seb has nearly double Kimis points

le slow ice lad face

I didn't watch Monaco GP.

How did trick rick bully his way past BOT and VER

>F1 fags actually thought ALONSLO could compete in /indy/ turn left

mfw Sato has as many F1 points this year as Alonso

BLISTERING lap times and good pit strategy
amx got btfo like the no.2 driver he is

dutch boipucci pit baito

same lol

If Takuma came back and raced for a top tier team, he'd probably dominate.

He would surprised how little hp there is in the 2017 cars compared to his old V10 days

even if he raced for ferrari, he'd crash out 1/3 of the time at least. He's like a power hitter, not consistent enough when so much money is on the line.

>Webber fans still this mad

Sato's in the middle-tier of Indy drivers right now, he's just particularly good at this track.

>Reposting the Dixon crash if only to look back at Alonso leading the race

youtube.com/watch?v=6qsZ0bGEO98

>implying Indycar is stacked with talent

kek

>Back from Indianapolis. Ho lee shit, what a race
Glad it was as good in person as it was on video. Where were you sitting?

Vettel haters are in for a long haul again, be nice.

Towards the end of the frontstretch. Obviously you can't see a ton of the track, but same goes for almost every seat there. Just the atmosphere, the noise.

Are you me? Box 36

>ywn put your dick in a ferrari
why live bros

long story but yes, I am in fact you

>ywn put your dick in the RB13 nose

this is the real killer

Don't you have any real male role models to tell you when you're acting like faggots, because you're acting like faggots.

>Wake up
>Gimi got 2nd
Fuck Ferrari man
At least Mercedes didn't get any podium slots

lol chill out fag, don't take everything you see on your favourite chinese knitting forum as real

You're doing it again, faggot.

CRASHES or GTFO

So did Sainz overdeliver or was Hamilton really that shit today?

Did the F1 race have levitating cars like IndyCar?

>indy
>engine management
LOL it's a 100% throttle race, there's nothing to manage.

plus there were two blown engines, both hondas.
HMMMM.

Calm down man, fuck a Sheep

Copied Vettel and did an Overcut

>being this ignorant

If this doesn't make Kimi retire I don't know what will, and then we get to hear the apologists pull out the weak excuses for Perez beating him.

>oh he just had a child
>he doesn't like the car
>it's deliberate to get out his contract

Glad I rewatched so many old races on the stream this year. Once you realize how the Anglo media have manipulated and steered the mainstream opinion. Sky already ramping up the propaganda against Vettel after calling Rosberg an "ex world champion" lmao

Fernando Alonso has scored 47 points in the IndyCar championship by running the 500.

the only points he will get in racing all year :^)

Wait how is Helio also off the ground there?

hitting a bump in the pavement at 200+mph will do that

He'll get a cheeky 9th in Hungary

JFC this other kiwi was a mistake

why are brits so annoying when it comes to F1? i remember brit media sucking button's dick and calling him "da champ" long after the brawn championship when he was basically irrelevant. now they suck this """british""" "talent" dindu's dick 24x7 even though he is failing massively.

Helio takes to the merge area to avoid the crash, and that dark area just behind him is a bump that gets him airborne - before Helio lands on the grass. You can see Helio catch air at about the 4:22 mark of this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=tHdYvq-x2-8

Pretty amazing to go from that to just a few car lengths from winning.

bongs tend to think very highly of themselves. look at the way brundle is always on his highhorse talking down to other drivers despite having never won a race himself

He was doomed from the start, the 2006 Indy 500 was the biggest case of the Andretti Curse of all time.

A double cucking for the ages.

>the only driver on daddy's team to not win the 500

CAN'T WAKE UP

I dunno, if you look at Mario's career he easily had as bad a case of the Curse as anyone in the Andretti family.

There used to be a dark joke at Indianapolis:

Q: What are the 4 most famous words in auto racing?
A: "Mario is slowing down!"

Isn't he the fucking worst? I've been saying this for weeks now.

>Sky already ramping up the propaganda

Sky is even more cancerous than /f1/.

The summer break Rabbit stream was GOAT

Reliving those old emotions was great

But.... is an car an athlete?

Lost your anal virginity and didn't bleed on the sheets?

I can't stand David Croft anymore. He's a fucking cancer that's ruining my enjoyment of races.

Do any international channels use Channel4 commentary, and have all races live?
Preferably without ads.

>Amount of overtakes excluding blue flags, pit stops and lap 1: zero (0)
>Amount of overtake attempts: two (2)
>Amount of cars retired from crashes caused by failed overtakes: three (3)
>Years in a row where the mood on the podium hasn't been happy: three (3)
When the fuck is Monaco being retired as a race? It's from a bygone era. The cars are too big and too fast for the track. The podium always look like those stupid steps down because you aren't allowed to stand higher than a monarch. It hasn't been a relevant race for decades.

>tfw Americas Cup qualifiers had more passes that same morning

F1's worst did. Really makes you think

pretty much all the supporting series had overtakes. some of them even had pretty nice overtakes.

Post your killer catchphrase for the start of the race. Honestly, I like Crofty's so much, I think it's perfect - sets the seen, literally describes what's happening and has fanfare. I'd plagiarise it. But what would yours be if you were a commentator?