What the fuck were the film-makers thinking when they put in that boat ride through the tunnel sequence?

What the fuck were the film-makers thinking when they put in that boat ride through the tunnel sequence?

Surely in the top five most fucked-up scenes in a children's movie.

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children should be emotionally challenged instead of madagascar and ice age

They were thinking let's make one of the best films of all time

It's 45 years old and it doesn't drag AT ALL
The songs are amazing
The humour is dark, multi-leveled and satirical

I don't give two wanks if Roald Dahl didn't like it

It really is something special even after all these years.

He didn't like it? What a loser. I liked his work on the Connery bonds.

OP isn't saying that scene dragged, but rather that it was seriously fucked up for a children's film.

Which it was.

>that army dog cameo half way through the movie
Absolutely fucked up

am i the only one that thinks the burton one is better?

Yes

Not even remotely scary. Now talking to women, THAT is scary

It's pretty shit, mate, but there are a couple of things I like about it.

What did he mean by this?

He means he's a pedo but you already knew that you memeing fuck you're as bad as him note how I am not replying to him so he doesn't get my (You) and honestly you don't deserve it either so I'm deleting that part of my post also fuck you both

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Wut?

you dont have to be a pedo to find little girls cute

yep

>filename literally says waifus
But i agree with you

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The movie was heavily-influenced by drug-imagery and culture.

They needed something to coincide wth the aesthetics of a "bad trip".

Really, everything in the 60s and 70s was. It was a magical time.

bright eyes, JUSTing like fire

I like that you hate memes but not pedophilia

I honestly always found it funny more than anything.

I dunno about modern kids but I loved disturbing stuff when I was a kid. I mean, maybe disturbing by kids standards.

Loved Beetlejuice, Robocop, Terminator etc. Not to say it didn't scare me. I was scared to death of robot uprisings and shit. Terminators, the Borg and the movie Virus scared the piss out of me.

so did all the kids die or what? is there lore that expands upon this?

The kids were turned into candy and the parents executed.

Blueberry girl was kept alived and her tits were hooked up to a juicing machine that perpetually juiced her for future projects. Her father was forced to masturbate to it and shot in the back of the head as he ejaculated, crying.

Charlie kept up Wonkas practices and ended up kidnapping more girls for the factory.

In the book everyone survives, just more miserable than before, the kid with the least troubles was Augustus Gloop who got out just covered in chocolate.

>ywn have a candy factory to invite cute little girls to and steal them away from their parents and have your way with them in horrifying ways and make them disappear from society

Why even live?

Reality is scary.

Kids should get a taste of it growing up so they can handle it later, not unlike an immunity shot

I loved this movie as a kid, and yes this scene freaked me out but in a good way

There is no justice in this world man.

Sup Forums really is just Sup Forums with more waifuism now
nothing but worthless edgy faggots

I'll have that some day.
I'm saving up.
$15 a week

were they autistic?

>Violet's fate: Returned to normal shape; now purple in the face.

Gene Wilder fucking killed it as Wonka

rip one of the good ones

the scene legit gave me nightmares as a kid but I love it now. It's a fucking trip

(tu)

le faggot.

is he our guy?

fucking kill yourself

Time Bandits, Never Ending Story, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What are some modern children movies in this style if any?

Nightmarish shit is a hallmark of Dahl's work. Usually adaptions make it too lighthearted, like not making the main character of the witches live life as a rat.

What's wrong with scaring kids?

Modern movies try to sometimes but are still too safe.

When I was a kid Robocop was rated R, had blood and butts and some titties but kids loved it, it had a toy line. It was basically the 80's version of a Marvel movie. Compare it to the remake and it's balls are cut off. That seen where Murphy is just a head and guts though was pretty dope.

>short sleeves over long sleeves
>red/black color scheme
>skull shirt
/fa/ AS FUCK

i vaguely recall something about his lifespan being shortened to that of a rat as well, so he'd die about the same time as his grandma.

That scene was easily the best in the whole reboot

His unveiling to the public was pretty cool too

Source? It's on the tip of my tongue...

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In that same vein...

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both are great in their own right

RoboCop and Willy Wonka have huge similarities
Look at all the isolated parody scenes

It's not that great movie. The remake is pretty much the same level too.

0/10

>b-but muh nostalgia

You sound like you voted for Hillary

> visible bumps

D R O P P E D

>doesn't drag
>cheer up charlie

fuck that song. goes on for 2 minutes too long.

return to OZ

an underrated post here lads

Tiny, developing bumps are the best!

the burton one is great at being a piece of fucking shit

Someone start a Sup Forums stream of Willy Wonka please

fag

Teenage girl buds were the best thing about high school.

The author thought that the movie was too saccharine. He wanted it even more fucked up. He was so angry, he forbade them to make one of his sequel.

Worst part of the film
Second worst, because it scared me when I was little

>tfw blueberry girls are my fetish

The actress was sitting in school one day, and she started to sweat. Some of the blue dye was in her pores, and so she was sweating blue.

So what's your favorite song then?

>Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING, FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!

Jesus Christ Raimi

Gene Wilders acting was 11/10 the entire movie

no that's just what you're great at ;^)

well it's nothing like the book.

But that's fine.

>I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, try speaking a little louder next time

You don't get acting, or writing, like this anymore, especially not kids' movies

its got a story line but no plot.. Things happen, but theyre just unconnected events and set pieces and then they wrap it up at the end..
Keeping it fun was an achievement

tho boo to them for the World of Pure Imagination song.. Id love it if they didnt try to rhyme the word "imagination" with "imagination".. seriously, thats the least imaginative thing they coulda done

Based Wilder

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It's ok for kids to be scared sometimes. Builds character.