ITT: Sup Forums writes the lyrics to a song

ITT: Sup Forums writes the lyrics to a song

First response chooses topic
Each response after that is one line

big black dick

And to think I ate the pussy

That had a big black dick

Let me specify: the genre is a pop song, think something like Ed Sheeran

Yesterday, inside it

I'LL DIE ALONE A WORTHLESS FORGOTTEN MESS COLD AND GREY AND BLUE IN PUKE AND PISS AND NO ONE WILL COME TO MY FUCKING FUNERAL

>a David Allan Coe reference on Sup Forums
What the fuck

i like my cornflakes crunchy

I really really wish I had

Chipotle and..... FUCK!

we wuz kangz in this bitch cuh

i never thought i'd die alone

Because My mom is a telephone

Habeo effectus est bonum, sed malum.

UNBLOCK ME BITCH

leeeets get serious [mighty reverb]

(distraught audience)

I've been using these some routes..
been abusing them fake vows
now i'm ** ( long pause ) bigger shit vacuum you ever seen
i used to fuck your girl now i have no energy

take me out back take me out back

****taaaake me out back^*** (adlib)

skirt skirt

Am I alive or is this just false reality?

I'm trapped under a rock slide

Can't escape my full life consequences

I SAID HOTEL
MOTEL
HOLIDAY INN

You first was about an Weezer album
But now you give a ten to any death grips
I hate your stupid head
And your fucking white clean teeth

Latina tua est merda.

OVERHEAD THE ALBATROSS HANGS MOTIONLESS UPON THE AIR

... IN THE BOX