Well, could you?

Well, could you?

Who would be able to last that long?

is this kino?

Was it rape?

>18 year old
>virgin

could i what?

40 days without sex?! WTF that's impossible!

I don't know

No

Yes

It has been 2942 days
I just went to a site and calculated it

I made it, but not without damage

No, it's impossible! Why, most normal people don't go more than two days without sex.

>tfw haven't fucked since I left uni

It's been 3 long years

How the FUCK do people manage going to work 5 days a week and find time to socialise

you could not have gone that long without jerking off retard

why are people so stupid on the internet

Last 40 days without sex

That's what I thought too

They don't

Whatever happened to Josh anyway? Haven't seen him in a while.

Women. And only women. Very few men can do it.

Men need to cum or else we go fucking mental.

I guess they don't spend their weekends shitposting

Sorry, not entirely sure what you mean by that.

I thought it was both 40 days without sex or masturbation.

Sex is easy. The masturbation part will be difficult.

It's just 40 days without sex, which should be nearly impossible for anyone to do.

>40 years and 315 days

h-ha

This movie made light of rape. It triggered me.

He was in penny dreadful.

>go 20 minutes without sex
>the 5 gf's and 20 FWB's I have are texting me constantly
>literally shaking
>become so desperate I charm a random woman walking on the street to get my fix
Literally impossible

If I fuck my boipussi does that mean I'm still a virgen?

>nearly impossible

You're just weak.

I dont understand how people go more than a week without sex. It seems physically impossible. I have to get laid a few times a week no matter what, and that's not even having a gf. idk how you virgin losers do it.

I simply prefer having sex with 2D women instead of 3D women. How does that make me a virgin loser?

when I was younger, I was having sex all the time. Making compromises, flirting, the club thing and the things young people do to get sex. I'm was the average looking chad dude. Now, I've broken away from that lifestyle and am much happier. I've come to realize my hand gives me more pleasure with masturbation along with my celeb fetishes...something I could never do attached to a real woman.

I'll die alone and happy

>try not to fap
>end up having a wet dream

The most miserable part of my life was just out of high school, had a car and I was dating. Never again. There is so many "games", so much drama, so much extra bullshit that goes along with having a girlfriend that I don't know why people need that in their lives. Sex is not worth it, it's not a reason to wake up in the morning or a reason to work hard.
IF you've never been laid, I can see why getting sex would be a high priority, or if you have a weird brain thing where sex is "your thing" like cars are some guys things, painting is some peoples things, playing an instrument...but the average guy won't see how much crap they have to deal with until they make a decision not to date, not to try for sex, and then they'll sigh with relief.

>What are wet dreams

You're a woman, aren't you?

I've never even seen my own penis

you tell me Dr.

Let me guess, you graduated with a Masters from the University of Google?

What like no cumming for 40 days period or no sex with another person because if it's the latter well thats easy as fuck. I've only had sex like five times in the past three years with zero fucks given. I can barely take care of myself why would I get other people in on this kek. I should probably get on the pussy train before I get too old though.

Personally, I've only ever been with one girl, my gf of several years who used to be my best friend in High School. There's never really been drama, some difficult times sure, but she was a pretty nice, attractive, somewhat straitlaced girl.

While I'm happy with her, there's been an increasingly pronounced feeling that I've missed out on alot of shit. Will I look back on my deathbed and think "Man I'm glad I'm glad I fucked just one girl my whole life"?

I've basically resigned myself to the fact that if any of our mutual female friends ever made a move and I had the opportunity, I'd not resist much. I dunno how much a chance of that there is, but as the only male in a group of friends and a not-so-unattractive one at that...

No, in that no movie was no sex and no masturbation. The longest I've gone without either was around 2 1/2 weeks. I was turning into a different person. Sex is a literal need for men.

This is Trump's America...

the question that needs to be asked and answered is, are you the only one SHE has slept with?

Without a doubt, I could tell that cherry hadn't been popped

Not yet, seeing how she's Hispanic immigrant

>I could tell that cherry hadn't been popped
...and after you've popped it?

Extremely doubtful, given how straitlaced she is. Pretty devout, religiously; she's admitted some apprehension with even our little pre-marital going-ons.

if you say so, hold on to that ..

This thread is full of underage reddit vigins who havent even seen this movie. They don't even know about the sea of tits.

>Knowing something basic that every guy knows about means you graduated from Google

Women. Not even once.

>Tfw 30 years old and still get stupid teenage shit like erections from bumps in the road because I've only had sex a couple of times in my entire life

avoiding sex as a good looking guy is hard as us avoiding computer/internet for 40 days,

I already have, multiple times. Often consecutively.

Jesus Christ, imagine how hairy that brown girl's pussy is.

>Th...there is no pussy here!
>It's just hair!
>And it's alive!

You know it's gotta be.

Get outta here, gramps.

wow i was thinking about making this thread today

I don't know, I've never had it. 11 days on jacking off so far. I think I've gone longer when I was younger. It also felt better, much better.

But ditch this shitty dudebro movie and read the superior version for people like us.

Just imagine how many "time to kill yourself white guy!" comments there would have been all over Twitter if Hillary had won, holy shit.

I don't think a single person alive could honestly tell you those left wing faggots would have taken her victory with modesty.

G-guys, Is there any real benefit or behavior change related to No Fap? any experiences?

Nah. For whatever reason they pride themselves in being crass, in-your-face, and low-minded. I imagine it's something to do with defying normality or gender roles or something retarded.

Makes you more outgoing and sociable, subconsciously motivates you to talk and flirt with females more. You get aroused more often, and generally have more energy.

I'll try, maybe works against procrastination.

What kind of loser is still a virgin at 18? Even the biggest nerd in American Pie still got it in a girl before turning 18.

He is allowed to jack off in this, just not have sex with a girl. I honestly don't think I could go that long without getting it in a girl. Longest I have gone was two weeks and that was torture.

He's a method actor, going 40 days without sex literally killed him

...

>Latina virgin

So naive. Unless she was 11, you been had bru

different user, but what if you're a skelly that's only into straight acting guys with muscle

and what if you have no way of finding any of these people in real life, let alone social media

...

>straight acting guys with muscle
Those would be something like masculine/non girly gay men?

>Red is the best age to lose it,
>Purple is perfectly acceptable
>Green is pushing it, basically your last chance to not be considered abnormal
>Blue and Dark Blue, don't even bother trying, at that point the only way to salvage any dignity at all is to go your entire life without having it.

Lost mine at 21, girl was 3 years younger than me and had already been with five guys by then. I actually felt like even more of a loser after and wished I had just never done it at all. My life would have been far better if I had just accepted at 19 that sex wasn't coming to me and to move on.

>girl was 3 years younger than me and had already been with five guys by then
Disgusting. I'll accept the fact most women over 20 have rode the cock carousal, but any girl that young has to be a virgin or bust. No exceptions.

You're approaching some kind of early variant of mid-life crisis. If you inflict that kind of betrayal on someone that's trusted you and been loyal to you for years, you'll die on your deathbed as disgraceful, disloyal, backstabbing human scum. Since you're open to the idea of cheating on her with a "friend", it's probably safe to say you're already halfway there.

people lie

already gone over 8,000

and women lie in the opposite direction which cancels out the male lies.

maybe it is just because i went to school in an urban area, but by 16 every remotely attractive girl in my school had already been with at least one guy, 2 or 3 by the time they turned 18. are you from a super religious area?

>Lost mine at 21, girl was 3 years younger than me and had already been with five guys by then. I actually felt like even more of a loser after and wished I had just never done it at all. My life would have been far better if I had just accepted at 19 that sex wasn't coming to me and to move on.
??? It's not like you married the girl... Did you find this girl on Tinder and have her ghost you afterwards or something?

If you're still a virgin after the age of 18 you are a fucking subhuman and should be forced to wear this badge on your clothing until you can prove you have lost your virginity. Look at these shooters like Elliot Rodger, if he had been wearing this badge on his clothes those people he shot would have known to stay far away from him. Also putting them in camps where they can concentrate on figuring out how to lose their virginities might not be the worst idea either.

>until you can prove you have lost your virginity.

How does losing it eventually fix anything? If you haven't lost it by 18, the damage is irreparable. Literally nobody is going to respect you, and you will have to live with the secret shame of how late you lost it for the rest of your life.

why would you say such a thing to innocent virgins? :(

>This excerpt from Million Dollar Extreme's new book "How to BOMB the U.S. Gov't" brought to you by Dow Chemical... and posters like you.

Speaking honestly, if you're still a virgin past 18 please take your own life. It will end your misery early, improve society, and prevent potential victims.

I think 250ish for me.
What a ride

>Innocent

It's pretty easy to tell when you're the first one through the door, m8

It's mostly the tail end of a bit of an existential shitshow, where in addition to a hell of a paradigm shift I've also got to face up to many wasted years and a shitton of regrets.

I'm aware I'm kinda trying to have my cake and eat it too though.

Society says suicide is evil and selfish and shames people into not doing it.

That only applies to normal people.

ok reddit

A cashier at a burger place told me I had nice eyes and I freaked out. I still think about it a year and a half later.

jesus user

You need to move to San Francisco brother. 100% serious.

As long as it includes the women, that's fine.

Even loser shut-in virgin must have some family he's not in regular contact with. How wrong would it be for him to hurt them by burdening them with the double shame of having a pathetic son who also committed suicide.

*raises paw

>Oh you're a virgin? Nothing wrong with that. It's a good thing. I wish I was still a virgin.
Is it true?

>paw

no

my record is 3 and a half weeks

Whatever happened to Josh Hartnett? I remembered him being in a ton of stuff at one point but then just kinda faded away.