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>Rihanna

FUCKING DROPPED

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Inb4 retards hating on Cara

CGI looks a bit shit...

The color just looks way too basic and it seems like a stylish Fifth Element wannabe. Yes I also understand its the same guy... but more like trying to relive what was a great movie.

Bland AF.

Why does Cara always have that look like somebody smeared shit on her upper lip?

Cara is disgusting though. She looks like a man, has no hips at all and is covered in tattoos.

Guy looks like a bit of a poof.

Are there no masculine leading men left under the age of 50?

Chris Pratt.

I feel like Pratt wouldn't have even been a leading man 20 years ago. He's just not that charismatic.

I like him :3

John Carter inc.

Are they supposed to be siblings? They look like siblings.

Her eyebrows need shaving they probaball smell gross, nobody just washs there eyebrow. Hers no doubt have smega ebbed in the roots

>titarmor

I fapped to a Valerian comic once in school back in the days, can't wait to see this.

Well isn't that the question of the day

I think they're gonna lose a looooot of money on this
It's like a Mashup over every shitty Sci fi movie from the last 20 years

why the goddamn boobplates every fucking time

That kick she does at 1:16 is terrible

>who is considered by many to be one of the qtest in Hollywood

lol

Is this a remake or are we actually getting original scifi movies?

It's an original, adaption of a long running French comic book

I don't know lads, I don't like sci-fi and I don't like 8/10 things I see these days, but this looks like it could be good to me, not going to lie.
I am a big Fifth Element fan though so you can take that how you will.

Why the fuck not dude, it's a movie.
If you're a chick you better post several photos of your tits ass and face with a time stamp in all of them.

Why does Hollywood keep giving acting roles to models. Gadot, Miss eyebrows in the picture, they can't act.

Christ on a bumper car, he's prettier than she is.

What is wrong with you fucking kids these days?

They do what they need to. I though BvS was one of the shittiest things I've ever seen and Gal acted enough to be fuckin Wonderman. I don't see why people would take it so seriously.

Cara has a kind of exoticness in that not a lot of girls look like her in the business and she hasn't been in serious movies, so she does enough.

Get out faggot. Fuckin gay ass queer nigger.

>the visionary director behind LUCY
dropped

>cara, who is considered by many to be one of the qtest in Hollywood

I thought models were supposed to be attractive?

Model, not actress.

Literally taught all her life by pretentious fucks that she has to look stoic and unemotive for fashion shows and shit.

Then suddenly handed a role in a movie. People are fucking morons.

Let's be fair, she's learning how to smile like a human now

>Hollywood

Nigga they ain't doing this, it's all completely funded by the French

I came here to post this

yes, under the age of 35, no

this. i didn't even watch lucy, but it's an mostly unknown, unremarkable flick

were they too afraid of putting Leon there? because that's a movie everybody has heard off.

I got a bad feeling about this.

Like this looks like a "We threw $200 million in the trash" disaster.

See also: John Carter and pic related

john carter is underrated imo

I didn't say I didn't enjoy it I just feel like it's going to be a financial dumpster fire

20 year old cult hit that made 40m bucks versus 2016 movie that made half a billion

Lucy is his most recent movie, and it was a hit worldwide. That's why it's there.

Not all models are unemotive on the runway.

>has Dane dehaan uncucked himself?
Isn't that the question of the day?
i hate this meme and i hate myself for posting it

john carter is very properly rated.

This is exactly how I felt when I heard that the Lone Ranger flick was going to have a huge budget.

i think the problem with jupiter ascending was that it was almost a YA novel for older women. it desperately wanted to be "Dune" but couldn't muster anything that looked like depth.

looks cool

I can't look at her face, it's terrifying.

luc besson will never make another good movie

>tit armor when she had no tits

Until pedowood is cleansed, big chests will always be discriminated against.

you forgot to add
>written by a woman

From the trailer and all the promo shots, the girl looks like a miscast so far. All through she has that "model on stage" frown and displays none of the lighter side of the comic character. Then again, maybe the trailer was just cut badly and she's better in other scenes that we haven't seen yet.

I have no idea why they keep pushing models into acting when the extent of their acting capabilities is to basically frown and pose. Gal Gadot isn't any better, when I think about it.

wannabe? you do realize its made by the same guy right?

I just hope there was a reason Besson thought it would be cool to choose her, during the casting process. There had to be other candidates in the run that she overcame. I'm a sucker for pulp scifi, but somehow all recent movie attempts shit the bed one way or another. Also, the trailer focused on showing the world design, but it didn't really manage to make me interested in the characters or story.

It's a teen romance film, everything else is window dressing. Not interested

twitter.com/DystopianYA is doing the greatest slow evisceration of all post-apoc YA novels I've ever read.

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the name alone literally kills it for normies

"can i get two tickets for val er eeh an, is that how you say it ? valerian and the thousand stars or something like that, you know the space one ? it starts at 8"

"oh have you seen valerian and the city of a thousand planets ? no its not a shit scifi made for tv movie why would you say that ?"

names are very important to a films success

>not ordering online
>2016

People will just call it "Valerian" man

You make up some elaborate nonsense

They managed to get BOTH main protagonists bad

Seriously, cara?

DeHaan's good, memes aside.

And Cara is cute.

>And Cara is cute.

Truth aside

What's with the Mass Effect suits?

implying

For anyone that doesn't know, the comic book is partially what inspired Star Wars so hopefully Besson does the best possible from this.

Sci-fi has been ripping those off for a while now

>bulldog in a wig

sfx looks awful, looks like garbage in general. its going to make john carter look like a critical and commercial success

nice, will watch for cara

Actually it wanted to be more like the Oddyseus. Or wizard of oz.

So? Wizard of Earthsea was written by a woman. So was Juno.

Even. E.T. was written by a woman.

Calm down m8, it's alright if you secretly desire boyish looking girls. Bet you think Elle Fanning is gorgeous too ya closet case

Dakota is the more attractive Fanning

looks great

and the 5th element is one of my favorite "stupid" scifi movies

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she's playing a space whore. pretty good casting tbqh.

the SFX in the trailer are not even remotely finished according to besson.

>budget: $180,000,000

>meme model that can't act gets put in a movie
>dozens of threads about this kino appear every day

Bravo

>giant budget special effect extravaganza
>should we cast some attractive people in this movie?
>naw, we'll get the boy that looks like a girl and the girl that looks like a boy

I'd destroy both of their boypussies desu

Nailed it

Too bad they cast some beta numale.

>no redheaded Cara

but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I hate her eyebrows, I want to burn them off

Is there anything worse than a poorly designed CGI character that talks?

>Thick eyebrows
My fetish, thank you.

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Yeah looks nice

Fucking perfect, caveman looking bitch

really hope, JA should be in any patricians top 5

sadly, it looks bad and cara can't act no matter what

I wanna see Mila's pusy

>mfw someone trashtalks cara near me

If you're like Cara, then you can't make any other face anyway.

>implying Dane was bad in ASM2

get out reddit

everyone was bad in those turd flicks

There's absolutely nobody that looks like a man under his thirties on this age we are living.

People like Paul Newman, Steve McQueen and Clint Eastwood are an extinct species.

Isn't that the question of the day?

Except for you, right?

He would have also been 17 so there's that

I thought a numale was the problem glasses + hipster beard combo?

he just kind of looks like he has AIDS (no offense if you read this dane but get more sunlight)