Can we muster up a YLYL Greentext Edition?

Can we muster up a YLYL Greentext Edition?

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Bump

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7/7

She's probs out there, she just doesn't want to "Settle" for you and so will wait for some 9/10 doctor to come for her until she passes through the fertility barrier at which point she will start writing articles for salon about how men refusing to grow up is the reason she's alone and childless at 40

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So basically i need to join med school a.s.a.p¿

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LOL that faggot wishes
We are only in the larvae state, finna metamorphosize and infect the galaxy.

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>1%

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OC based aussie

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I lost

I never noticed his shoes until now.

Godammit lost it at Dangerously chessy

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I don’t get this at all pls explain

Guy tried posting an image to finish thought.
Other guy beat him to it with one of Kermit.

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Probably one of my favorite greentexts of all time. I might dump, but I also might not.

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Wtf I can't even read this shit.

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Shit, this is gold

lost at cheetos deek imprints

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Did you try making it bigger? I can read it clear as day.

Omg this yes!

Sad part is.. I agree with him.

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interested in the video for research porpoises

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Yea. But I'm using a cheap boost mobile phone. Guess it's my broke ass fault I can't read it. Thnx for pointing that out user.

the shit you screenshot isnt funny

>Mom comes home to see Chester the Cheetah "came" by.

You poor soul

Kek one of my favorites!

Hadn't seen that one before. That was quite a ride.

somebody call the fucking cops

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No problem

Top kek

that must happen eventually

Was just about to post. I laughed so much the first time I read it.

God Damn it

Light, that's a classic.

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