it's your birthday

> it's your birthday
> this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you
> finally it's the end of the day
> she says "for your last gift... come with me"
> she takes you to her bedroom. No one else is at home
> suddenly she jumps on the bed and looks at you like this
> "I know you've wanted to do this to me for for a while... so I'll let you. Happy birthday"

What do you do, Sup Forums?

I dont get it. Do what?

360 and walk away. Obvious choice.

Nice try FBI

grab a pillow and fuck her up with it.

360 then pens in vagoo

Ask why she let this thread get reposted

Not today FBI

call her parents and ask them what the fuck are they teaching their child

deport her!

I'm not falling for this.

stick my earbuds up my nose and listen to music. i stick them up there now the music sounds good. i just have to remember to breathe thru mouth

>Steve Bannon approves.

Say “this is in appropriate.” And leave, call her parents to come pick her up

I would first ask myself why I've spent my whole birthday with a 13 year old girl. I mean seriously what a horrific way to torture yourself on your birthday. I would then go home and consider start drinking again.

Ask myself why I'm hanging out with a 13 yo

...

Not today FBI!

well i mean she is letting me, so why not?

360 is a full circle fuck head.

why is there a 13 year old at my birthday?

Shut up newfag

Grab her feet, sniff them and rub them on my face, lick her feet and between her toes then suck on them.
Take her clothes off, bend her over and sniff and lick her butthole and pussy, then push my tongue inside her butthole and make circles inside her, then get up and rub my dick and balls on her face and put my dick in her mouth.
Have her suck me and then pee in her mouth and have her drink it all, then put her on her back, push her legs back and slide my dick inside her butthole and fuck her hard and gape her. Etc etc the usual

Found the dumbass newfag.