Lena Dunham Not Moving to Canada

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>lenadunham: And for those demanding I move to Canada based on something I said when this man seemed like a steak salesman with a long shot at the presidency: stay busy reveling in your new regime. I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light. I can't wait for all of of this, and for the change to come, as we use what we've been given to protect those who can't protect themselves. What are you living for?

Why are liberals lying scumbags?

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She's reaching THICC levels that shouldn't even be possible

I won't lie, it's a lot more fun if she stays in burgerland and keeps on being humiliated.

It would be a massive disappointment if she actually kept her promise.

Because they just now figured out that Canada has strict immigration policies. The delicious irony.

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more like she can't because an eskimo would harpoon her

You guys think she gets a stinky vagina after sweating a little bit?

Thank christ

she's just going to get fatter and be the next hunny boo boo mom

She's the type of whore who doesn't realise she's pregnant drops a baby in the shitter with the ease of a pushing out a stubborn turd.

I try not to be a bastard.

I try not to wish for bad things to happen.

But I'd give my left nut if this pig faced retard of a whore bitch would die.

Theres not a single one of these celebs who claimed they'd leave who will actually follow through with it.

They'll cry, they'll call everyone who disagrees with them a bigot and like lard ass here they'll attack people for calling them out on their bullshit claims.

But not a single one of them has the courage to follow through with their claims because they're fucking cowards.

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>A lot of people have been talking about how we need to try to understand how this happened and what's going on in the minds of people who voted for Donald Trump. Maybe. Maybe. But let's leave that to the strategists, to the men in offices who need to run the numbers.
>let's stop thinking about it and let the big strong men take care of it
Really great feminist ideas, Lena.

>I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light.
>I will go and find people I dislike who do not think like me, then I will pretend to like them long enough to convert them to my way of thinking
>when a liberal accidentally describes the white mans burden
You couldn't make this shit up

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How can you have so much money and not want to use any of it to be healthier and look nice?

Rosie is.

Holy fuck.

The arrogance.

>HA! ILL TRAVEL TO PLACES YOULL NEVER SEE.

Thank God we dont have this cretin in Europe.

Rosie?

>But not a single one of them has the courage to follow through with their claims because they're fucking cowards.


Which is weird, because they have more than enough money to move to Canada permanently.

I felt that way about Amy Winehouse. Imagine my joy when she died. I also feel that way about Miley Cyrus. She may not be dead, but I found joy in watching her break down over Hillary's loss.

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>America is racist I am leaving!

>So are you going to Mexico? Or how about the Middle East? Really any brown country where you could use your wealth and privilege to improve the lives of those oppressed people.

>Oh no no no. GODS no. I would be moving to an even more white country with even stricter immigration laws. I mean have you seen how those other people live?

>someone had to watch this and not throw up

Now that's ACTING.

Kindred is plural.

>We can get a shitty apartment in Paris
Imagine being literally this delusional
I'd pay to see what happens to a warm fuzzy dyke in negro filled Parisian slum tower blocks though, the kind that burn to the ground in 7 minutes if someone drops a cigarette

>dropped from singing the bond theme for being too fucked
>"I was just too real for them"
>dies a matter of months later

Usually I can't predict things for shit but I sure as fuck could tell that Amy Winehouse was aiming to be part of the 27 club.

O'Donnell.
usherald.com/yes-rosie-odonnell-confirms-shes-moving-america-never-coming-back/

DAMN IT WE WERE SO CLOSE

>shes-moving-america-never-coming-back/

Canadian here, lol good luck, unless you are from India or China you are not getting in

>this arrogance
>this hypocrisy

I'm glad she's not coming here

kek

Clearly you don't understand how wealth works.

p-please take her
pretty please?

Pathological liar.

>Trump is a racist for wanting to keep people out, I'm moving to Canada
>Canada requires you have money, a current job and marketable skills, people to act as a sponsor, and it's a 10 year process
>Basically what Trump wants
>mfw

>your average tinder experience

is this your first election? this happens every time.

Anyone that makes me SICC can't be THICC.

If she wanted to spread justice, maybe she'd turn herself in for that time she spread her sister's light.

Really just shows you how they're some of the most entitled Americans of all. The idea that you can just pack up and move to another country and you'll have a swank apartment living in a postcard. It's like they don't even realize how these people live once they cross the border.

>Trump brags about sexually assaulting women, then denies ever sexually assaulting women

Why are conservatives lying scumbags?

>ywn cum in this face

What did she mean by this?

It's like poetry, you see?

They rhyme.

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so, fat?

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you know i feel a bit bad for canada and canadians
american treat their country like a joke most of the time and then talking about moving there like it is nothing while trying hard to keep people out
but only a bit bad though, hard to care much for A.FUCKING.LEAF

>implying you've never said anything like he's said

Plus the "claims" the women made were statements he really couldn't say much about because they were so vague.
Basically, the media was trying to make him admit to them by taking his words out of context.

She's fat but she has no tits.

How does that work?

All those people who said they would leave but refuse to should lose their contracts under the clause of being blatantly dishonest in eyes of the public and damaging the reputation of the studios they are affiliated with.

I'm praying if there's a HR guy or something lurking on Sup Forums , that they consider my idea.

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Wait, are you saying that female actresses are lying hypocrites?

phew, was getting worried ther

> I'm going to leave this country because Trump is a big meanie head towards everyone.

> Instead, I'll go to France where...
> it went ape shit when they wanted to legalize gay marriage
> completely failed (for various reasons) in successfully integrating their immigrants, thus creating tension that eventually went into large act of terrorism that elevated further the existing tensions to an all high level
> the supposed socialist government openly went against the workers by voting a law that would drastically changes the country's work ethics in defavor of the people
> police forces are more and more militarized and are open in striking down in excessive forces every protests and public's demonstrations by the people that doesn't directly fancy the government

Truly, France is a paradise for every leftists americunt. Reste où tu es, sale pétasse.

I take it shes writes herself into making out with Chads?

Also

lenadunham.ca/

What's the name of this meme?

god hates her.

hahahaaha.... she's still salty about djt blowing her the fuck out on TV after all these years.

youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

SELF
DEFENSE

must be easy being on the wrong side of history

liberal cucks

She should move to any non-Western country.

She won't, my claim still stands. They're all cowards.

I'm not calling you a liar here dude mind, I'm saying she is.

She might AT MOST leave temporarily as a symbolic gesture but even if she she'll return again.

That's only if she can even gain citizenship somewhere else.

>a sex tape in text form

Fucking retards

This, everyone forgot we got a system to prevent that.

Or from the Commonwealth or Dutch.

Its always stinky.

>I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light.

Is that code for "molesting more little girls and then being proud of it"?

CHRIST ALMIGHTY, THAT WAS AWFUL.

I would move on her. I would move on her heavily. I would take her to a place where they have some nice furniture, I would grab her right by the pussy, and I would move on her like a bitch.

>Because they just now figured out that Canada has strict immigration policies.

And higher taxes.

Can't give up that precious, precious, precious money.

Was it ever confirmed they were actually her

Or even better, the kind that are filled with military-aged male Muslim immigrants from Syria.

I'm sure they'd be SUPER TOLERANT of her poly-gender bi-romantic lesbianism.

I doubt she would launch the lawsuits she did if they weren't.

IMAGINE

fpbp

what body shape is this?

>I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light.

She probably typed this and meant it totally unironically.

The haggis.

pear passing an apple

>I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light.

Sounds like something a cult leader would say.

Watch-It-Wallace

>surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light
And small rocks.

Lies

> when this man seemed like a steak salesman with a long shot at the presidency

what does that even mean

why would rich celebrities actually move? they are in no danger of trumps presidency, rich people are always exempt

Even based Snoop supports Donald
youtube.com/watch?v=hexkTAnrk_4

It's symbolic and supposed to make them seem more like their target audience.

>See I hate Trump just like you! And just like you I'm going to sell my multi million dollar property, quit my job, and just by some new property in an even more expensive foreign country! Because I'm just like you!

if dubs ill kill lena

You would not be able to penetrate the blubber, it's like armor.

>Make a declaration
>People expect you back up your statement
>renege on said declaration and have a hissy fit.

Fucking feminists

More like something a seventh grader whose parents JUST DON'T GET ME would say.

kek

she learned that she would have to pay to reinforce the bridge into Canada to support her weight

BEHOLD!

THE CREATURE GOD FORGOT!

what a disgusting pig, she should be slaughtered

Are we posting Lena?

For women, most fat goes to the buttocks and legs. What you're talking about is lactating I believe.