Help me out Sup Forums Not a personal army request, just looking for suggestions.
My aunt lives across the street from a TROG that sits on his porch and plays a two string guitar at any odd hour. We live in an incredibly small town that has no police and no noise ordinance. His amplifier is just loud enough to hear three blocks to the West and one block to the east. My aunt isn't the only one effected but is the closest neighbor and there for most effected. Somehow this creep as figured out how to make his guitar sound like a broken washing machine and strike the same "chord" for hours on end. She's exhausted all reasonable solutions and is tired of being woken up on the middle of the night. Pic related, his house.What do?
hire someone to sneak in and break the damn thing then steal amp
Colton Richardson
Damn son ça c'est une solution efficace
Camden Garcia
In dreams.
Joshua Johnson
Et ca marche pour tout
Chase Diaz
what's a TROG?
Tyler Reyes
Complete trog. Always home. Always has some sort of weapon.
Caleb White
Totally reliant on government. Welfare and social security.
Charles Wright
Do you know his name? Do you have his fb? If so, start a thread with a fb profile pick of some relative of his, for example, his sister. In Op, talk about how you want to fuck your sister/father/aunt... whoever the picture is of.
Wait a bit, then post as another user pretending to have found op's fb profile. Instant Personal army after that.
Alternatively, get his address and make an ad on Craigslist. Give all the nigerian scammers his address when they try their certified check scam. Keep him flooded with fake certified checks. If you're lucky, he will deposit a bunch at once before he knows there is fraud. Maybe he'll even get questioned by cops or arrested.
Cameron Brooks
J'devrai l'essayer dans ce cas
Christopher Scott
He doesn't have any social media. Probably no internet. I do like the junk mail idea. Is tiger beat still a thing?
Jacob Foster
'scuse me for asking, but what state is this happening in OP? Believe it or not there are actual laws in regards to noise pollution, with a few federal ones (namely in regards to products and buisnesses) and some state laws that are more on a private citizen level. If we know what state this is happening in then we can figure out a way for you to either a) sue his ass and win or force a settlement where he gets rid of the guitar and amps or b) get the state police on his ass.
Gavin Perry
This sounds of pasta literally, but I lol'd at >Somehow this creep as figured out how to make his guitar sound like a broken washing machine and strike the same "chord" for hours on end. And a >2 string guitar Lol nice
Wyatt Price
Gas and matches ?
The solution is way too easy, are you faggots even tryin ?
Aaron Foster
Please, unincorporated counties don't have shit for noise ordinances and there's no federal noise ordinances that would apply ti someone playing guitar
Lincoln Cruz
Call Donald Jr.
Wyatt Howard
Google earth shot of Ol' Joe Strummer.
Adrian Barnes
Same user here, belay that I just found something that may help: nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/neighbors-noise-faq.html if you and other residences actually told him to stop being so loud and he didn't stop, then you can get police on his ass or sue him for being a public nusance.
Grayson Campbell
This is America. You are the police.
Adrian Kelly
start drumming
Ethan Johnson
I wish I could bring you all here for a day. If he wasn't a complete asshole he'd be entertaining.
Zachary Sullivan
He would probably think I'm starting a band with him.
Caleb Brooks
No noise ordinance, eh? Ok, find a place for your aunt to stay about a week. Get the biggest speakers and amp you can find cheap to buy, borrow, or rent. Find the most annoying track ever (google something) then blast it directly at the neighbor's house. Loop it nonstop 24 hours a day for the entire week.
Someone should be at the house at all times. Best to get some good friends to help (draw up shifts.) If he actually makes it outside and crosses the street to demand you shut it off, tell him you don't hear anything and that it's all in his head.
Oliver Garcia
There usually little need for community involvement around here. We are a self policing town. Our biggest problems are kids on quads. But this dude don't take a hint.
Benjamin Walker
I like this one too. I have the resources. I'm sure he wouldn't like mumble rap. I'd hate to be a dick to the rest of the neighbors but desperate times...
Blake Cruz
>Auto perfect!!!
Lincoln Sanchez
That could work, although I was thinking Nyan Cat or something similar would be gold. Also, maybe start it off at low volume and gradually increase it, making the mind fuck that much better.