ITT: We adapt and use lyrics of The Beatles to mock Gerrard's Slip

>LYING THERE AND STARING AT THE CEILING
>WAITING FOR
>THAT SLIPPY FEELING

*to the tune of We Will Rock You*
>You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
>Slippin your arse all over the place, sing it
>THIS DOES
>THIS DOES
>SLIP NOW
>SLIP NOW

LET IT SLIP
LET IT SLIP
LET IT SLIP
LET IT SLIP
SLIPPING SLIPS OF SLIPDOM
LET IT SLIP

>WHEN THE SUN SHINES
>THEY SLIP INTO THE SHADE

OH THEY WERE JUST SEVENTEEN(years without a league title)
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
AND THE WAY THEY SLIPPED WAS WAY BEYOND COMPARE

I LOOK AT ALL THE SLIPPY PEOPLE
I LOOK AT ALL THE SLIPPY PEOPLE

GERRARD THE SLIPPY
LETS IT ALL SLIP
AT THE PITCH WHERE CHELSEA HAS BEEN
CRUSHING HIS DREAM

what is going on in this th-

oh

Oh me oh my look who's here

>WAR
>CHILDREN
>ITS JUST A SLIP AWAY, ITS JUST A SLIP AWAY
>LOVE
>SISTER
>ITS JUST A TRIP AWAY, ITS JUST A TRIP AWAY

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, I'M SLIPPING DOWN
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?

slip, I need somebody
slip, not just anybody
slip, you know, I need someone

SLIPPPPPPP


When I was on top of the league, so much higher than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way (slips)
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured (and now I slips)
Now I find, I've slipped my mind, I've lost the league

Help me if you can, I'm slipping down
And I do appreciate you not fucking slip
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you, please, please not let me slip??

>BABY THIS DOES NOT
>BABY THIS DOES NOT
>BABY THIS DOES NOT
>SLIP!

LA' LA' LA' LALALA' LA'
LALALA' LA'
Hey Jude

*to the tune of Ironic by Alanis Morrisette*
IT'S LIKE SLIIIIIPING
DURING A FOOTBALL GAME

oh

oh my god

HE'S HERE

THE MADMAN IS HERE

kek

And in the end, the slip you take is equal to the slip you make

There was civil war in Liverpool over which clubs the boys supported. I think most of them were Everton fans. John Lennon was a geek who hated sports obviously.

The world is treating me bad... Slippery

I'm the kind of guy
Who never used to slip
The world is treating me bad... Slippery!

I hear that slip made Sup Forums proud.
>His slip made Sup Forums laugh out loud!
Is there a chance that they'll defend?
>Not on your life, my Scouser friend.
What about that brain-dead Rodge?
>Guess that prick's out of a job!
Was that slip made by the Devil?
>No, God sir, now you can revel.
The mods gave me a two week ban!
>Take my proxy, my good man.
>The Reds are done Sup Forums, rejoice
>Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
ABL!
>How many more?
ABL!
>Ninety-six!
ABL!
But Palace is down three and broken!
Sorry, Scouse, the Reds are chokin'!
ABL!
ABL!
ABL!
ABL!

AB- D'OH!

Here comes the slip
Here comes the slip
And I say, it's alright

Slippy Steven, it's been a long cold hopeful winter
Slippy Steven, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the slip
Here comes the slip
And I say, it's all right

Slippy Steven, the smiles returning to the faces
Slippy Steven, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the slip
Here comes the slip
And I say, it's alright

Slip, slip, slip, here it slips
Slip, slip, slip, here it slips
Slip, slip, slip, here it slips
Slip, slip, slip, here it slips

In the title race
I can't forget the time or place
Where I just slipped.
It happened on tv
When we were playing 'gainst Chelsea
I slipped. Mm mm mmm mm mm mm~

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And they call me Mr. Slippy G

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been slipping like a mong.
It's been a hard day's night, twenty four years is just too long.
But when I get home to you, watch us win the league in '82
It makes me feel alright.

Somebody once told me the league is gonna roll me
I ain't the fastest guy on the field
My wife was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "96" on her forehead

Well the fans start running and they don't stop coming
Fed to the fence and hit the ground crushing
Didn't make sense not to live for Stevie
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to win, so much to lose
So what's wrong with taking Chelsea head-on?
You'll never know if you don't pass
You'll never shine if you don't slip

Hey now, you're a scouser, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a captain, get the show on, get paid
Now Demba Ba scored a goal
Only Stevie G's let it slip awayyyyyy

STEVEN G. GERRARD SLIPPED IN A FIELD AND WAS GIVEN NO CUP OF PL
CHELSEA FANS CAME
HIS STUPID ERROR COST LIVERPOOL A PLACE IN HALL OF FAME
TROPHY NOT GAINED

OH THE LONELY STEVEN, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DRONE?
OH THE STUPID STEVEN, YOU'LL ALWAYS WALK ALONE

...

NOW, HOW CAN I SLIP WITH ANOTHER
WHEN I SAW HIM SLIPPING THERE

LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BE
NO LEAGUE FOR YOU, ONE SLIP FOR ME
CAUSE I'M THE SLIPMAN, YEAH I'M THE SLIPMAN

SHOULD THE LEAGUE CUP APPEAR TOO SMALL
BE THANKFUL I DON'T SLIP IT ALL
CAUSE I'M THE SLIPMAN, YEAH I'M THE SLIPMAN

Fucking Based! Thanks, Russia!

some real beauties ITT

>I
>AM

A LITTLE BIT OF SLIPPINESS
A LITTLE BIT OF DISREGARD
HANDFUL OF COMPLAINTS
BUT I CANT HELP THE FACT
THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THESE SCARS


>I
>AM

WHAT I WANT YOU TO WANT
WHAT I WANT YOU TO FEEL
BUT ITS LIKE NO MATTER WHAT I DO
I CANT CONVINCE YOU
TO JUST BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

>SO
>I

LET GO, WATCHING YOU
TURN YOUR BACK LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
FACE AWAY AND PRETEND THAT IM NOT
BUT ILL BE HERE CAUSE YOURE ALL THAT I GOT
>GOT
>GOT
>GOT
>GOT

why are people calling you """"b-

oh

Though it's great that we all witnessed this live, it's kind of sad that sport has hit its peak irony. There will never be anything like this again.

>96

Slip together
Right now
(it's) Over la'

hey la it's slippy time
slip slip slip
stevie la

He was a dayyyy slipper
Sunday diver yeah
It took him sooooo long
To fall down
He fell down

I missed you

Literally unstoppable

Yesterday all his troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, he believed in yesterday.

Suddenly Steven G was not half the man he used to be.
There was Demba hanging over him.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why he slipped again, I don't know, what was going on.
He did something wrong, then his enemy became champion.

Yesterday it was such an easy game to play.
Now steve need a place to hide away.
Oh, what he did on the field.

IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
I AINT NO SLIPUNATE SON

Best one

Well, slip it up, Stevie Gee (Slip it up, Stevie)
Slip and Lose (Slip and Lose)
C'mon C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, Stevie, Gee (Come on Stevie)
Slip up and lose the premier league (Prem-ier league)

To the tune of Twist and Shout

Best

Second best

Third best

At least you tried

Kek

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play

SLIPPY G, SLIPPY LA'
SLIPPY G...BA!
OHHHOHOH MUH 96

Oh, train in from Liverpool Lime Street
Didn't get a ticket last night
On the way the Sun were on yer knee
Mate you want a fuckin fight?
I'm banned from Hillsbrough 'La
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Banned from the Hillsborough 'La. (Yeah)
Been unemployed so long I were on the piss
Gee it's good to bring the Cup home
Push into the crowd and kill me mates
Thatcher did it all alone
I'm banned from the Hillsborough 'La
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Banned from the Hills
Banned from the Hillsborough
Banned from the Hillsborough 'La
Well the Belgian cops really knocked me out
We left 39 corpses behind
And European bans make me sing and shout
That Istanbul's always on my mind
Aw come on!
Ho yeah!
Ho yeah!
Ho ho yeah!
Yeah yeah!
Yeah I'm banned from the Hillsborough 'La
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Banned from the Hillsborough 'La
Well the Belgian cops really knocked me out
We left 39 corpses behind
And European bans made me sing and shout
That Istanbul's always on my mind
Oh, all our fans are from way down south
Take me to your council house
Let me hear your car alarms ringing out
Come and get your wallets stole
I'm banned from Hillsborough 'La
Hey you don't know how lucky you are boys
Banned from Hillsborough 'La
Oh let me tell you, Robbie
Hey, I'm banned
I'm banned from Hillsborough 'La.
Yes, I'm banned
Yeah, banned from Hillsborough 'La
Ha ha

not bad

WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
WHERE I STOP AND I TURN AND I GO FOR A SLIP
TILL I SLIP TO THE BOTTOM AND I FINISH MY CAREER WITHOUT A LEAGUE TITLE

DO YOU, DON'T YOU WANT ME TO BE SLIPPY
I'M CATCHING UP FAST BUT DEMBA'S MILES AHEAD OF ME

I rate this

What a fantastic thread.

BASED

On the board that we all browse. Lived a man. A Romani
And he kept us entertained with his tales of Slippy G

Let me take you down because I'm going to
Slip in a field
Where nothing is real
And nothing to hung about
Slip in a field forever

Slipping is easy with boots laced
Misunderstanding ev'ry step
It's getting hard to be someone
But it all skids out
It doesn't matter much to me

Let me take you down because I'm going to
Slip in a field
Where nothing is real
And nothing to hung about
Slip in a field forever

He falls down yeah yeah yeah
He falls down yeah yeah yeah
He falls down yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh

You think he plays defense
But you saw him slipping there-er
His cleat got caught in mud
And he left the line so bare-are

And he falls down!
And you know that can be bad
Yes, he falls down
And the other team is gladddd

SLIPPERRRRYY, I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW
HOW YOUR GARDEN GROWS

YOU AND I ARE GONNA SLIP FOREVER

underrated

He falls down yeah yeah yeah
He falls down yeah yeah yeah
He falls down yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh

You think he plays defense
But you saw him slipping there-er
His cleat got caught in mud
And he left the line so bare-are

And he falls down!
And you know that can be bad
Yes, he falls down
And the other team is gladddd

SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD
SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD
I GUESS I JUST LET THIS FOOKIN TITLE SLIP

Beach Boys > Beatles

I wanna win a somethin'
I think you'll understand
A Premier for our customers
This title won't slip, laaaa
This title won't slip, laaaa
This title won't slip, laaaa

You have to go back

I am the slipman (woooh)
I am the slipman (woooh)
I am the walrus coo coo coo cachoo

In the town
Where he was born
There lived a man
Called Slippy G

And he told them
Of his life
And how he wanted to
Become a meme

So they sailed
Off to the Kop
And nearly won
The Premier League
But they lost it
Like some chumps
All because
Of Slippy G

WE ALL LAUGH AT THE FOOLISH SLIPPY G
THE FOOLISH SLIPPY G
THE FOOLISH SLIPPY G

Top kek, but "how he wanted/ to be a meme" sounds better with the tunes

Super kek

Based

whats wrong with your-

oh

Yesterday, all my failures seemed so far away
Now it looks as though it's here to stay
Oh I have slipped on yesterday

Suddenly, I don't have the cup I want to see
There's a Demba hanging over me
Oh slippage time came suddenly

Why I had to slip, I don't know, Bren wouldn't say
I did something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, footie was an easy game to play.
Now the MLS hides me away
Oh, I have slipped on yesterday.

Based Ruskie strikes again

best one imo

Asked Stevie G what he wanted to be
He said baby, can't you see
I wanna be famous, a star of the team
But first I'll slip something in between

Baby I cant slip that far
Demba Ba's already over thar
Baby I cant slip that far
Maybe next year la'

>im never gonna play again
>dirty feet aint got no rhythm

He's a real slippy man
Living in his slippy land
Slipping on his one last chance for glory

Zero leagues he did accrue
Knows not where he's slipping to
'does not slip' he told his crew last week

Slippy man, please listen
You botched your life's mission
Slippy man, your own flesh and blood were crushed by your fans...

Paul is Everton /lifelong/

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BOY, YOU GOTTA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME
BOY, YOU GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME

I NEVER GIVE YOU A TROPHY
I ONLY SEND YOU MY IRRITATION
AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CELEBRATIONS
I SLIP, LAD

BOY, YOU GOTTA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME
BOY, YOU GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
CARRY THAT WEIGHT A LONG TIME

I SAY YES
YOU SAY NO
I SAY WHY
AND YOU SAY I DON'T KNOW

OH NO
YOU'LL SLIP TONIGHT
AND YOU'LL SLIP ALONE

ALONE ALONE
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SLIP TONIGHT
YOU'LL SLIP ALONE

Bravo

SOMETHING IN THE WAY HE SLIPS
ATTRACTS ME LIKE NO OTHER LOVER

It's all too much for me to take
The slip that's shining all around you
Everywhere, it's what you make
For us to take, it's all too much

SUNDAY MORNING AT 12 O'CLOCK
GERRARD SLIPS AGAIN
CLUMSILY SLIPPING ONTO THE FLOOR
LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN FOR DEMBA TO SCORE

HE FALLS DOWN, DOWN TO THE PITCH
CLUTCHING HIS HOPES AND DREAMS
CRYING AND LEAVING THE BACKDOOR FREE
SLIPPING ONSIDE, BA IS FREE

HE
IS SLIPPING
AT HOME
HE'S SLIPPING AT HOME AFTER LEADING THE LEAGUE FOR SO MANY DAYS

I LOOK AT YOU ALL SEE DEMBA THERE WHO'S RUNNING
WHILE STEVIE G GENTLY SLIPS
I LOOK AT THE PITCH AND I SEE DEMBA SCORING
STILL STEVIE G GENTLY SLIPS

I DON'T KNOW WHY NOBODY TOLD YOU HOW TO WITHHOLD YOUR SLIP
I DON'T HOW DEMBA CONTROLLED YOU HE BOUGHT AND SOLD YOU

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Leader of the league
And there was not another team in sight
And I never had a year
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our trophies are oh, so close nearby
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
But we're choking like the Falcons at the end of the bowl
Choking like the Falcons at the end of the bowl
C'mon, do not slip
C'mon, do not slip

Though it's dry and sunny at the Anfield Road
I can see StevieG slipping on the pitch

...

I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior slip the run
Mother Superior slip the run
Mother Superior slip the run
Mother Superior slip the run
Happiness is a warm gun

There were reds on the field
But I never saw them slipping
No I never saw them at all
Till there was you

Also vocaroos when?

HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN

best thread on Sup Forums right now

Because the field was wet it blew my get
Because the field was wet, *ah's while he slips*

Slip is old, slip is new
Slip is all, slip is you

because the score is blue, it makes cry
Because the score s blue, ah

Because the field was wet it blew my get
Because the field was wet, *ah's while he slips*

Slip is old, slip is new
Slip is all, slip is you

Because the score is blue, it makes me cry
Because the score is blue, ah

Hey, Steven Gerrard, Where did you Slip, Steven Gerrard
Hey, Steven Gerrard, Where did you Slip, Steven Gerrard

He went out lion hunting with his immigrants and fans
In case of accidents he always knew to land
He's the English bullet-headed saxon mother's man.
All the children sing

Hey, Steven Gerrard, Where did you Slip, Steven Gerrard
Hey, Steven Gerrard, Where did you Slip, Steven Gerrard


Down in the Pitch where they mighty Tigers lie
Steve and his immigrants were taken by Surprise
So Captain Scouser slipped right between the lines

Hey, Steven Gerrard, Where did you Slip, Steven Gerrard
Hey, Steven Gerrard, Where did you Slip, Steven Gerrard

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