Things you'll never hear a black person say

Things you'll never hear a black person say.

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I'm going to be late for work!

Oh, it's a police officer! I can get help from him!

Good morning son

No thank you, duh.
I nown want dat gummint azzidence.
Sheeeeeit.

Theft is wrong!

welcome home dad

what's welfare?

>"I will take responsibility for this child"

rolling

Let's go for a swim

I'll get the tip.

Pass the mayonnaise please

Rock and roll, dude!

lmfao

Black Panther sucked.

>"So I'll see you at the next KKK rally this sunday"

Ask

>Things you'll never hear a black person say.
RIP Billy Herrington 1969-2018

"Things you'll never hear a black person say"

God its good to be black

+1

Im going to save my money for a nice retirement

lets go for a swim

*I'll pay you back. "

Welcome home dad

I love you

I like Nickelback

"who wants to watch some Nascar?"

Oh dear, that kid left their bike in the street, lets make sure no one steals it

I hate grape soda.

"Why didn't you cum?"

Let's give to charity

Wrong thread. That's "What you'll never hear anyone say."

I hate Tyler Perry movies

Because they don't care

"Daddy came back from liquor store"

Sir, you dropped your wallet.

I'm black and watch NASCAR nigger


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i worked overtime

...

"I raised a good honest son"

i hate watermelons

It's my fault.

I love anime tiddies.

Hi, I'm just visiting this thread but can I get your explicit permission to say the N word so when somebody tries to call me out for it I can tell them it's okay and show them your post?

I honestly don't understand why Nickelback gets so much shit. They're actually pretty good, or at least they used to be. Post-2010 Nickelback is awful.

i say hey daddy im 19 and still call my mom and dad mommy and daddy

ive said all of these things
pic related its me im 99 percent white and 1 percent African

these 2 you guys are actually fucking niggers

"Dont say that thats racist"

"Nice! I paid my child support for this month and now I can sit back and relax without having to worry about a thing. I wonder what's on cable?"

>i got the check
>ill be civil and quiet in this movie theater
>i put deodorant on today

I miss Bush

All their songs sound the same.

I have a job

Didn't ID me whitey

I don't like this

Sorry for disrupting the class

"President Ronold Regan was the best"
>or
"Barrock Obama was the worst president"

truuuu kek

"I payed the rent"

> here's the 10 bucks i borrowed

wow that guy who got caught shooting up a shop and his facebook is full of guns and gangsta tattoos must be guilty
thank you officers for cleaning up the community.

Fpbp

>Payed

I've never been to Centrelink.

0/10

i know how to swim

We ran out of kool aide at the barbeque.

"where's the cocktail sauce"
I legit had a nig at work not know what cocktail sauce was and when I told him he said that's white people food I dunno nuthn bout that

who would pay 5 times the price for slightly better bass on cheap speakers
those rap kids are stupid

Kek

I hate chicken and watermelon is the worst

looooooool

thanks for bringing an ice cream back from the store; dad!

Well I mean let's see you name 3 items of "soul food" not fried chicken, black eyed peas, or chitlins

Shrimp cocktails,
Lobster tail
Black eyed peas

FUCK

Happy Father's day

Kek you did that on purpose nigger

"It's Not Black Eyed Peas!"

they say it, but don't do it...

I like Tyler The Creator

I'm white.

muh dick

Pass the mayonaise

GIN? ... GIN!?! ... AND YOU MIX IT WITH JUICE?
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?

agreed, they're not great. but there are a shit ton of other bands/artists that i'd kick right off this fucking planet before i got to nickelback

i forgive you all for 400 years of slavery and another 100 of race segregation.

Happy Fathers Day

Thank you white people for all your white ancestors that died in the civil war so I could be free.

Thats not racist!

Even tho y'all really fought over keeping the union together and not-so-much being anti-slavery & the only ones who fought for reasons of slavery was pro-slavery in the south.

I confess, I did it

Your welcome nigger

Makes me want a gin, mango, and rock star guava

Fun fact: that lynching was in Indiana

I don't deserve this "A" I wants to earn a white "A"

That's amazing. How about this one?

I take responsibility for that.