What is the most expensive thing Sup Forums owns for me it’s my $3,000 Rolex

What is the most expensive thing Sup Forums owns for me it’s my $3,000 Rolex.

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Canal street tier

my house.

My house.

How the fuck is your car not worth more than $3k?

Why are you wearing it on your cankle?

My self esteem

This is bait, don't reply to this bait

my car.

$6000 saxophone

My car is worth 2.4k, and it is the most expensive thing I won.

My car is a 2002 it costed around 2500

My family! Quit being disgusting capitalist slaves, i demand better of the human race!

My house

Bought one of these last year, paid in full, cost me $26,000 and I don't own anyone a dime. Feels good man.

you own your family? slave owning imperialist!!

i'll steal your shit.

My home that I paid off a couple years back.

My mixing console; $6.5k

Buys new car
>Dumbass

I have 2240 gbp

really? explain.

No one owns anything you dumb slave, its an illusion.

Oh, here we go with this shit again. Fuck off to Sup Forums faggot.

A car is depreciating asset ,especially that type of car.

Lol nigga that's fake. Look at that shitty magnification. And 3k? No rolex goes for that little.

Only broke people say things like this . Haha

any of yall niggas know where i can find this vid

I own a 18 acre farm in Texas worth $1.2 Million dollars. I lease the house, barn and 15 acres to a Mexican guy who trains show horses for rich Austin parents who buy expensive show horses for their stupid teenage daughters.
The other 3 acres are leased to another dude who grows hay he sells to the Mexican guy as well as some dope..

You know that dream car you've always wanted? That sweet '69 Charger or whatever?

If you went and bought one of those for a few grand, and then spent what you'd be making in monthly car payments on restoring it, you could have a fucking sweet ass car that you absolutely love, rather than owning a depreciating value hunk of junk after 10 years.

They do actually...

That wasn't OP's criteria. He asked what was the most expensive thing we own. So I posted then all you jealous fucks came out of the woodwork to try to make me feel bad about it for some reason.

Of course it's a depreciating asset, and in the seven years I will own it, probably 10 like my last car, I will get more than that return on my investment in independent mobility. I drove my last car one several long trips for fun and pleasure, business, dated my now wife, including driving her to the hospital to give birth to my two beautiful daughters. You can't put monetary value on that so shove it up your arse.

Not broke, certainly wouldn't want to be rich via fiat currency (debt) though so disgusting, it creates weak products filled with profound incompetence.

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But that's not what I want. I don't have such an appetite. I want something practical which will give me an immeasurable return. Besides, the only reasonable thing to do with that dream car is keep it on display, maybe drive it around the driveway a little. Just last year I saw such a car in a really bad wreck and the owner sitting on the curb with his head in his hands sobbing like a baby. I know why, I get it, and if I had spent so much time and money on putting together such a fantastic machine I would be upset, too. But my 2017 car is fully covered by insurance and a warranty. If something happens to it I am made whole and I move on.

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Lol thanks for the technicality. Yes they do, if you want some aids ridden, small ass date just with a bracelet made from recycled Pepsi cans that you can't even service because the model is so damn obsolete. But gold Rolex watches? Hell no. You're trippin if you think that's the case

i bet they ugly

Not jealous , I own my house and own my Lexus GS ( that’s currently going up in value due to scarcity) . I was just pointing out it’s depreciating asset . Don’t assume everyone is jealous of your life .

Much to my disappointment they are not the prettiest. My wife is fucking gorgeous. We joke about how we had two "ugly ducklings" but one day maybe they'll be swans. No matter what, though, I love them and would kill or die for them.

Bully for you! So then you pile on more bullshit to prop yourself up. Jesus jumped-up Christ you kids amaze me.

look in the mirror

A child.

No, trust me, I married up!

My wife
She is priceless

where can i find this video?

Said like a man that’s achieved fuck all in life and now is bitter at the world .

Just because you pretend not to play the game doesn’t make you the loser.

Picture of wife or fuck off

Glad you know me so well. OMG, Dr. Phil's on Sup Forums. C'mon dude.

I shall fuck off, then.

what kind of faggot owns a rolex and not a house or a car?

Bye bye

Bango

Not counting my home, it my Grandmother's engagement ring. It's insured for $37k.

Nigger that stole it

Its scuffed with splotches on the glass.
1. Its google picture
2. Not his

So, poor enough to not afford a new car?

Then put it in your ass and report it stolen

My investment portfolio and RESP

On that note I will leave you to your shitty life , arguing on the Internet is like running in the special Olympics.......even if you win you’re still a fucking retard !

Yeah. But its the feeling of being the first in her. You know. Oh wait. That means you fucked someone.

What a fat fucking wrist. Are you 600lbs by any chance?

my car, ~16k (used)

My weed smoking habit

>"my weed habit"
>posts 60$ worth of regs

Prove it and post real pics of them. If not then i own 2 houses and 3 lexus. Anyone can own what they want on here you see.

my house
1,3 million euro
and holiday house
400k
and car mercedes c class

Laptop with an e1-7010 apu processor and r2 graphics, I'll let your imagination make the specs yourself - sister bought it to me knowing i was aggravating her for a laptop, knowing a lot about computers I asked her to let me choose the laptop by price/performance comparison for both of us to be happy spec and budget wise
>"no"
she decided to go get it for me as a "surprise" from a scam hardware store if I could date even calling it that and she got me a peace of garbage that can't even play tf2 at 20 fps with the most tweaked low settings because that atrocious apu design bottlenecking the graphics
Computer price - 299€ (on sale)

i dont have shit except my bff dog.
but id prolly sell him

>inb4 no owning a depreciating hunk of crap is exactly what I wanted to accomplish and I won't regret it because I have already done it and I come to Sup Forums to rebuke social interaction, not accept its merits.

Stupid idiot

I'm wealthy. I own all u bitches.

FAKE

they only made 1 white-faced explorer, and it's a VINTAGE worth MUCH more than $3k. ANY Submariner is worth more than $3k!

are you saying op is a phony?

You're not wealthy, you're defective... carry on slave boy

>E1-7010
Gross. Why haven't you beaten the crap out of your sister for buying useless netbook shit?

laughing at all the poorfags right now who can't even afford even a shit watch like a casio or fucking timex.

Pic related is mine, cost me about $15,000

Nothing, I have about a pound of dank weed, maybe two.

Probably my gf.

I'm hoping your fucking arm falls off you masochistic freak.

worstbait

I have an older Rolex that is worth right around 3k. But yeah his is fake

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My house
Then my truck
Then my car

my house and land, which by the way, i do own. not like these other assholes in this thread that say they own a house, when the bank actually owns 97% of it

>bought a fucking new mazda

HAHA OH GOD FUCKING WHY HAHAHA

So you have a $2,000 car and a $3,000 watch.

Nigger detected

Costed

It's nice don't listen to these hater neck beard NEETs.

I have 2 cars and one of them I bought new. I love that car so much! Sing like having a car

Look at all the angry poorfags trying to roast you

holy fucckkk. I knew some anons were properly mentally disabled, but stupid enough to drive a new car off the forecourt? that is something else.

I mean 26k is not much money....But to spend it all on a new car (instantly depreciating asset) is just stupid.

>spaces in between punctuation
God I hate people like you. Learn to write English properly or go back to elementary school.

This. Second my tv. I dont own a car since I live in a huge city and uber is a thing

the time i have left

>poorfag

Oh wow you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

My car is worth twice this. I paid over £30k for it. I was the third owner, it had 20k miles.

Holy fucking shit, this must be an american thread to be so fucking clueless into being conned into buying new cars.

That piece of shit is so fake I can't even...
Also a real gold rolex is worth $15.000 to $25.000, and rolex has never made a gold submariner with a white dial.
If you bought it for $3000 and you didn't know it was fake, I'm sorry, If you knowingly bought a fake rolex for $3000, you should know that awesome swiss watches are available for less, like the Oris Aquis.

Did I hit a soft spot, poorfag?

i have an unopened cassette of number of the beast.

Pics?

I... what?

Read the comments again dude. You're embarrassing yourself.

>$3000 Rolex
Are you the guy from that Buzzfeed video attempting to troll us?