Is this the most retarded thing to ever happen on television?
Is this the most retarded thing to ever happen on television?
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>being this mad that Chris Angel freaked your mind
>"Now watch this, one take guys alright, one take"
>Camera 1 cuts to camera 2
On a scale of 1 to papa roach, how freaked do you think the minds of those girls were?
>THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON!!
Dude mfw I was actually super into Chris Angel as a little faggot kid and wanted to buy a pair of his trick levitation pants for 100 dollars but mom wouldn't let me.
Feels depressing man
Everybody has been into stupid shit at some point.
Hell I'm into stupid shit now. Like Rick and Morty. To the point that I would take the time defend it. Stupid shit is inescapable, sometimes it just hits the right note for you.
> magical pants
I didn't know he was mormon
This made me kek.
Nyte Blayde is real.
I hate his show.
10 year olds have more showmanship than Chris Angel.
No, this is.
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Lmao what the absolute fuck
shit this takes me back. I remember downloading two Chris Angel magic videos when i was younger, one where he did a coin in the soda can trick, and the other one was levitation pants. At the end he shilled them as for sale, so it was basically just like a 40 minute ad for pants with a hole in the right leg
>Can I, um, try something with your daughter?
>First thing we have to do if you want to look like a 20 year old is we gotta dress you up like a 20 yr old.
MINDFREAK
MINDFREAK
MINDFREAK
[Spoiler]are you ready?[/spoiler]
Holy fucking christ, he actually did it, the absolute madman
hahaha man that reaction at the end is priceless.
>OH MY GOD, YOU DID IT! I'M 20!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M 20! MOM!
>Oh wow, who are you?
Why was this made?
Criss Angel is so awful.
Who decided to give him a show?
DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER AT ME!!!
DON'T YOU EVER POINT YOUR FINGER AT MEEEE!!!
FUCK!!!
people who have opened their third eye to the infinitude of the universe, and who are finally at last ready to get their minds freaked beyond the astral planes of existence by a guru outside time and space
People that thought Magic was making a comeback but David Blaine was played out.
>Chris permanently removed her 12 most important formative years and sent her off into the adult world with the mind of an 8 year old child
He can't keep getting away with it
>DOES THIS LOOK FAKE RICKY
>RICKY LOOK INTO MY FUCKING EYES RICKY
me
he was edgy hip and alternative
like the other user said magic was back at that time
All those jews in the audience...
CHEEZ ITS
someone post more Chris kino, I never watched the show but am shitting my pants at the links itt
>start video
>little girl sucking on lollipop
Stopped right there.
>okay, for her introduction, she's going to stare at Criss and loudly suck on a lollipop
Blaine has a new magic tv show starting on the 15th
>he destroyed a loli
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Well, let's be honest. A lollipop undoubtedly tastes better than cock, but she has to prepare for the life ahead of her with a mother like that.
LOOK INTO MY EYES
An even more kek-worthy version of the body ripping "trick"
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...
Where does he find all the legless humans, does he put out an ad?
wait so how the fuck did he do that I was legitimately scared
Has a movie ever tried using magician tricks as practical effects?
>tfw mind freaked
>Would you have sexual intercourse with this 20 year old, even though she was once at eight year old girl
>YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING LEGS
he just walks away, the absolute madman
>Who are you!
Like a series or one of his specials... or one of his body limit stamina stunts.
Can we all agree that card tricks are illusionkino?
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no i think pulling human beings in half and then putting them back together on the wrong legs is illusionkino
Not sure
I just remember seeing a bunch of celebrities in promo. Probably just regular tricks
Can't imagine they could get Johnny Depp to watch Blaine sit in a tank of water for 8 hours
my mind is officially freaked
>Can't imagine they could get Johnny Depp to watch Blaine sit in a tank of water for 8 hours
Maybe see how many cellphones he can be pelted with before he considers it assault?
prop tricks are for plebs.
HOLY FUCK LOL
Yes. Card tricks never gets old.
>fuck this shit, I'm going home
Javascript. Lets'go, baby.
Implying he didn't just tap into the nexus of the occult and split them in two with sheer freak of mind
>who are you?
Painfully underrated.
>"Can I try something with your daughter?"
No wonder people were so easily tricked by Hillary.
1/10
>Implying the country wasnt wise to her paltry parlor tricks which is why based trumperoni is now ourguy
You are right, I focus on the bad side too much. Even when good things happen, I'm still bitter :(.
Hilary would is like Howard Thurston but Trump is like Chris Angel.
More people voted for hilldog though.
America should be fucking gassed, far too many retards.
I remember being in primary school and my friend was telling me how he's getting the Criss Angel DVD where he teaches you how to levitate. It was pretty exciting, especially since at the time we thought he could literally levitate and that it wasn't a trick.
Guys what's the status of everyone's minds right now?
ABSOLUTE
FREAKOUT
Wtf is this intro
I was into that masketta magician which I forgot his name
Is this real?!
Just by looking at the video title I died
>Areyouready?
At one point in the intro he stands next to a midget wearing a suit. FREAKY
Who was the target audience for this?
>These music choices
I love the morons that keep yelling FAKE in all of his videos when it's clear that Criss Angel himself shows how his tricks are done.
The guy already admits that it's all tricks in his interviews but people are fucking retarded and feel somehow threatened that someone is showing magic tricks on TV.
Fucking Fedoras I swear.
>MINDFREAK: \Mind*freak\ n 1: A modern day mystifier who utilizes skills beyond the category of magic. 2: the result of something incomprehensible. 3: Supernatural. 4: Criss Angel
Did you not watch his show as a kid? I remember it was pretty popular and on regularly.
xXxtremexXX magic
mind=freaked
Fucking badass is what it is. Something you wouldn't know anything about, faggot.
fuck you for making me laugh at a rage comic in 2016
I watched the one with a guy wearing a blazer and a black mask with some chicks, forgot his name though
Kids and teens.
Literally everyone in my class watched this shit all the time back then.
BANE?
The masked magician
I liked it.
And yes it's fucking retarded.
mind status:
[ ] not freaked
[X] freaked
pure, unadulterated kino
Why David Blaine doesn't do youtube anymore?
Fuck me wrong video
They actually gave him two shows and a recent TV special.
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I will contribute with this from the spanish tv.
One of the, if not the most stupid programs we have. They do all type of stupid things. In this case they wanted to simulate how to survive in an avalanche but they almost asphyxiate in the process xDD
Hear the screams of anguish,,,, xDDD
wow, i love the "awa awaaa" noises she makes, that is qt as fuck
loved those