Help Sup Forumsros what do I do? Serious replies only please

Help Sup Forumsros what do I do? Serious replies only please

Got any other images of her?

Say thanks and compliment her too.

Yeah, say something like "Thanks, you've got a pretty smile yourself" with a smiley emoji or something

"It's to hide my dead soul"

Edgy and then she can't act surprised when you wear her skin to your wedding.

nah that’ll come off as beta and faggy. if anything neg her and make her want your approval

negging is what gets you dropped you kike

Post your profile and pics you fucking Chad

is her background a minecraft picture

Tell her thanks. And say "that ass though"

>neg her and make her want your approval.

Yhea that would be much more funny to watch.

If dubs, say: "Dat ass tho"

Rolling

this

let's roll oll

This
Or this

I guarantee she won’t reply to this. That’s a decent start but you’ll have to add more if you want her to actually talk to you. Pick something from her profile and ask her about it, maybe make a comment on one of her pics, or something you might have in common (school, town, etc)

Do it!

Ask her about the place she is in her picture.

Well yeah I would've added more but all we've got so far is a small circle with her in it that we can barely see

OP won't deliver

Fuck you guys. It’s in your hands at this point. Get me laid and I’ll take pics and post them

we got u fam

pure, undistilled, autism.

Why would you reply with that if you said serious replies only you autistic piece of inbred shit

Good job OP we're with you all the way

This is actually good: confident, straight forward and humorous.

the way you said it, seems lifeless and dead. she wont respond

it's a bot you lonely mongoloid

No. I agree it could have been done well but Op failed the execution

literal autism in a bowl here

you have my respect OP

just send her this and say its yours

should have added a god damn emoji OP

You should have included a winking emoji, sorry I didn't say so in my original post bro.

exactly! the lack of emoji makes it seem cold and bro-like. took away any playfulness

aaaaaaand its gone.

> End thread

Thought he was gonna understand include a winking emoji but alas, nope. Might still work

Kek

We all know how this will end...with you done fucked up! Lol

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread derails and dies within minutes.

Cmon bitch reply

kek you didn't put a winking emoji

>centimeters

Supposing that's a good size, she will disappear like a fart in the wind as soon as she sees that the peel is still on your banana, friend.

26cm is 10 inches btw

My dick is half of that, fuck

haha im big. when its this big it doesnt help. 5 inches is better friend

Whats her reply op?

No reply huh? Remember to include the emoji next time bro.

Op here. Waiting for a reply. I’m gonna wait like maybe 5 more minutes then I’ll assume she’s just ignoring me

26cm-10inches=0.6cm bro that 0.6 is the most sensitive part of the penis

That much length is useless when you have zero girth. Pencil dick at it's finest.

Does tinder show if they saw it?

Spoken like a true American. Also fuck the metric system right?

Of course shes ignoring you retard you just gave the worst response you could. Doesnt matter if you wanted to troll or smash it was just plain retarded and you fail at life.

I don't believe so

wow I hate you guys. Can’t believe that worked. What’s next?

+1

"Thats not a bad thing, but I'm open to noticing more things about you"

>OP thinks he's in there

Kek

Add a wink to this

>Can’t believe that worked
It didn't tho.
You got a reply, nothing else.

just don't forget the god damn emoji this time

R.I.P

...

Something along the lines "It's hard to see presonality on Tinder". Should get a conversation going.

If you plan on saving it OP, this is what will likely save you. DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING EMOJI THOUGH

this

Do not forget emoji!!!

i bet some nice smelly logs come out of it ;)

yup. pencil dick yet bigger than most pornstars. my painful life

I second this. Spell it properly though...

Never forget the o.6

goddamn you beta, include a fucking emoji and change open to to something less autistic

dick pic boii

Kek

Alright cassanovas its just some bird on tinder
Who cares if she gets away
The whole world is made of slags

Oh and look at that
Shes still here

"hey I say own it, but it was really your _____ that got me to swipe right."
Fill in with whatever you want OP, face, smile, eyes, bio, ect.

Waiting for reply

Ask if she would like to see you preform sometime..then when she asks are you in a band or a dj? Say nah preform self felatio

good luck op

good!

such as how long and smelly your logs are

I like "agape"

She's a skank if she falls for that tho.

eww why did you mix like three responses together?

>"I'm open to noticing more things about you" after the personality comment
At least you didn't forget the emoji

Godspeed user

>winking emoji
you're in lad

What movie is that from

immediately set up a date to talk.. too easy to fail via texting

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Lol

basterds

Inglorious Basterds

spaceballs

>Using a thesaurus

Kek this nigga actually taking this thread topic seriously.

Good save. Turned the first post from a pervert creep to a confident straightforward dude. And with the start she provided it shouldn't be hard from now on.

That's a fake profile you retard.

you fucked up, why put that cheesy shit at the end with a winky face, makes you look like a perv