Reminder that Kirk is the best captain

Reminder that Kirk is the best captain.

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Reminder that you are correct.

>Not Janeway

I watched star trek episode 1 on Netflix and this guy wasn't even in it. It was some other captain guy. What gives???

>Janewayfag

Are you my mom?

You watched the pilot

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In what fucking universe does Janeway beat Picard, let alone Kirk?

pictured: the ultimate alpha male in Western story telling

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he comes back in a space wheel chair and you get to rewatch that entire episode again

I still don't get why people rate that two parter higher than the pilot.

i started laughing so hard when this happened, kirk is the best

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QUAID

START THE REACTOR QUAID

This happened in a lot of stuff in the 60's, for some reason.

I remember in Great Escape, instead of punching the German guard, pushing him over or what have you, Steve McQueen just barrels into him.

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Pilot is one of the best episodes desu

why is he so smug?

because he fucks aliens

i think Picard is the better captain but Kirk is definitely the ultimate in being an alpha male badass

Yes, he is.

In none of them. Janeway is shit.

Nigga she blew through the Delta Quadrant like a fucking hurricane

Those episodes with the romulans and the corombite bluff were pretty intense and showed Kirk being a pretty based captain

I haven't seen much of next gen tho

I'd recommend Season 3's The Defector
Pure kino
Even most of Sup Forums admits of one of the best episodes

Are there any bad episodes about Romulans though?

Is the cartoon any good?

You know, I'm struggling to think of any
I know they were used as minor comic relief for their paranoid xenophobic stereotype once or twice but even then it was still well-done

KHAAAN

>Gonna build a subspace barrier and make the Klingons pay for it.

The closest I can think of is Tin Man, but they were hardly in it and they could have been any other race and the story wouldn't have changed though.

No.

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>Klingons

You mean Romulans

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>people hate based shatner
plebs

Klingons were the ones who wanted to immigrate in Star Trek 6 cause the idiots blew up their own moon.

I mean the Romulans in the new continuity might want to immigrate too because their star blew up, but I was under the impression basically none of them evacuated in time.

>Kirk tells pussys to man the fuck up
>Picard wears a safety pin
Yeah, Will is /ourguy/

Romulankino
>Balance of Terror
>The Enterprise Incident
>The Enemy
>The Defector
>The Mind's Eye
>Face of the Enemy
>Visionary
>Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
>Babel One/United/The Aenar
These are the ones that come to mind when I think of our pointy eared not-Vulcan friends.

this triggers the Sup Forums

Young Kirk is the only man I'd go gay for.

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Which one, though?
Chris Pine and young Shat are both handsome men I'd bend over for tbqh

I always liked Reunification too, despite Government Rapegangs shitting it up.

Shatner of course.

I want to like Unification, but it's just so boring and the Rommie's evil plan is stupid. Plus it's a waste of Spock.

Excuse me!

Reminder that The Corbomite Maneuver is the best episode of the entire show

Bill is so fucking based

Yeah that is a great ep and re-watchable af tbqhwyf

>*flash*
>*flash*

perfect star trek dream team crew

prove me wrong

>No McCoy

Yeah sure.

>no Kirk
>no Spock
>no McCoy
>no Scotty
perfect crew indeed

You're just a 15 year old reddit bellend who has never seen TOS, aren't you?

cant believe i forgot this qt

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The Romulans are fine, even without Romulus they were the Romulan star empire. They probably have dozens of inhabited worlds minimum.

I wonder if Remus survived.

Bump

>you'll never be preyed upon by Dr. Crusher

O'Brien was a martyr

This is a nice thread, would be a shame if someone decided to poison this thread's atmosphere.

Go away.

Sisko was ALSO a rapist BTW. Raped Mirror Jadzia and Mirror Kira.

Well well well

What's this I hear about poisoned atmosphere?

I hope you weren't planning on committing a serious offence?

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1. Deep Space 9
2. Enterprise
3. TNG
4. Voyager
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9001. TOS
9002. Reboot Movies

Reminder that the sentence given to Garak for "attempted genocide" was 6 months in jail.

One of us

This is a starfleet matter, Odo.

So SHUT the FUCK up and make yourself useful by shapeshifting into a chair for me. Committing genocide makes my feet tired.

why did no one assassinate this bitch

Pike had a hard life

Bajorans are pussy.

says the captain of a few vending machines

I try not to think about Into Darkness much, but was that same Pike as the TOS Pike? Same as in, concept of character, and not just a name homage.

same Pike

A Starfleet matter.

Hah. You solids are all the same.

I'll be patrolling the promenade if you need me.

>Who the fuck is this black guy and why is he on my bridge?
>RED ALERT
>Security to the bridge

>he used a semicolon correctly

truly the patrician cap

What did they mean by this?

>Cut cocks are bigger

Kirk and Picard would never have the balls to do something like this:

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When did Crusher rape Riker?

Kirk would have, and him, Spock and Mccoy would have been joking about it on the bridge afterwards at the end of the episode.

Biggest problems with DS9 and VOY was loads of talking and not much action
They literally talked their way through a battle without the budget to actually show it
At least in TNG the dialogue was good, the other 2 shows was technobabble bullshit

kek
even his emoji usage is based

>Those episodes with the romulans and the corombite bluff were pretty intense and showed Kirk being a pretty based captain
>I haven't seen much of next gen tho

What about one of the very first next gen episodes, where Picard threatens to suicide rather than let the ship be kept in that teeny pocket universe?

Captained like a proper SJW champ!

When Riker got a Trill slug in him.

enterprise is more boring than watching paint dry

Why would you get Bashir and The Doctor? They probably have a 100% knowledge overlap after a few weeks since Voyager's return or however long it took for Bashir to read The Doctor's massive fucking no-detail-missed dissertation on everything he learned in the Delta Quadrant.

Also

>Picking a blind helmsman
>Picking a stuttering Chief of Engineering
>Anyone except Data or Spock for Science officer
>Wasting Data on managing repair crews

But Kirk did.

>All that it means is that I won't be around for the destruction. You heard me give General Order Twenty Four. That means in two hours the Enterprise will destroy Eminiar Seven.

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It would have happened if she "won" the election.

Shakaar will Make Bajor Great Again.

PS I remember what you said last thread and you're a fucking disgusting cuck.

>perfect star trek dream team crew
>has crew from ds9 and voyager
you proved yourself wrong kid

It can't be though, Kirk never met Pike until he was in the wheelchair, and those events happened before Nero arrived but hadn't happened at all in 2009.

Is that from "The Host"?

Yes.