Looking to kill myself in the most painless way possible...

Looking to kill myself in the most painless way possible. I'm also from the UK so how do I go about doing this because I can't just get a gun and put one in my head?

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Acquire a helium tank, a medical oxygen mask, a towel, and a closet.

Attach mask to tank, enter closet with tank/mask and towel. Roll up towel and put it against bottom of closet door. Put on mask, open tank.

Sleep well user. I hope somebody will miss you.

heroin/fentanyl i guess

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

One of the smoothest ways is to some gas (does not really matter what, e.g. helium or whatever) and breath it purely through a mask. You should be unconscious after two or three breaths and die soon after.

But don't do it, despite what the faggots here might say. I was also going through a hard time in the last years. And I handeled it by just canceling everything.
Just walk away from everything that pisses your off. And I mean how cool is this: from now on you can do what ever you want. You do not have to give a shit about anything. Don't want to work anymore? Don't give a shit! Just steal food and whatever you want. People will probably not even report you, if you do not steal expensive stuff. And even if they do, who cares. Do not want to live/care about with certain people anymore? Just go away. To another city or wherever you wanted always to go.

As soon as I understood that I could do whatever I wanted my depression went a away for the most part.

Helium shortage!
This will never work, the Helium is just not high grade enough for killing yourself anymore.

Nitrous oxide will work just as well, but it's a bit more expensive. If you're shuffling your mortal coil though, i guess money doesn't matter much.

>helium tank,

How exactly will this feel? Will I just feel tired and fall asleep? Will I be gasping for oxygen for a little bit because that's what I've read about Carbon Monoxide poisoning?

I don't know where to get this and I don't want to get arrested for trying. That will just make things worse.

You again with the fucking helium.

Its cheaper and easier to do it with CO2.


Also OP is a fag and just baiting and I have bitten again like an idiot.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

I'm not looking to set my house of fire.

You will get lightheaded and swimmy, there may be a bodily reaction of deprivation, but if death is your goal, Whats the harm in feeling winded? Every victory requires effort.

Gives the same result doesnt it?

>And I mean how cool is this: from now on you can do what ever you want. You do not have to give a shit about anything. Don't want to work anymore? Don't give a shit!

I've failed in life. I don't see the point anymore. I'm really just waiting to die. I may as well end it ASAP.

You have clearly never been in a CO2 rich environment.

I'm not baiting. I'm serious. I wouldn't ask otherwise.

Well, I'm not looking to kill others. Just myself which I have the right to.

darknet :^)

Your life belongs to god, so stop triying to kill yourself.

I just gonna get scammed or have the NCA knock on my door.

Yes I have Gives you a headache and makes you sleepy.

Maybe it's your god's plan that OP kills themself.

Fuckig hell just become a trap and you will be loved in here. At least give us nudes for your bait.

My life belongs to me. I never asked to be born, but I was and so I should have the right to end myself.

I wouldnt know about that, I will send an eamil and get back to you.

There you go. Some plan. May as well have not made me (if God exists).

It's not bait. I'm serious. I know people post this stuff all the time here, but I'm really serious. Believe it or not, I don't care. I go what I came for.

>I never asked to be born
Bu Hu I am 15 and have access to the internet.

You have a point.

25 actually.

hey, i'm not sure what you're going through or went through but there's help! just remember, its okay not to be okay, have hope!
please consider checking out this website:
hftd.org it's a non-profit organization aimed to help people with suicidal thoughts!

no, it makes you feel like you are suffocating

maybe you are thinking of carbon monoxide

If you have failed in life, fuck it! Just do what you want from now on. As soon as you would kill yourself, you have not more responsibilities. None! Just go to the Bahamas and live your life like a bum.

Go to day. Go now! Just sand up and take your journey. And if you die on the way, pha! it does not matter.

Jump from high building

Oh 25 then.

So you are an adult. Forgive me.

Go ahead with the CO2 if you see god tell him I tried to disuade you.

I just googled it. And yes, thanks for the correction.

Helium guy here. Also considered advising this, I hear you catch quite a high from the fall.

>hftd

Seriously, it's hopeless. I've screwed up my life and there is no way of fixing this. I'm just waiting to die. Ma as well end it now.

I just can't because I would keep thinking about what I missed out on and try to go back to it only to relaise that years later it was pointless.

I'm sure he already knows.

Did you get dumped, OP?

Why not become an alchoholic?

Handcuff an anchor to your ankle and go for a swim, you pussy.

Yes but if you tell him he will count it more, and I need all the points i can get.

it never is, just go out, go for a walk extract yourself from the surroundings you are in at this very moment, get off of Sup Forums and just think about what i said brother, you're not alone! never!

No. I failed what I wanted to do with my life and there is no way of fixing it. I had one shot and I lost it. I tried for years and years and years to fix it, but it turns out it was pointless.

I can't find ANYTHING else to do with my life. I'm seriously just waiting until I reach old age and die, or die of some disease/accident etc.

Wouldnt it be a shackle

And die slowly of cirrhosis? Why when I could just die now as fast as possible?

I'll give it a go, but I see myself changing my mind.

Dont get treated eat, fuck, drink with no preocupation until the body gives up?

A shackle? What fucking year is it?

The year of the lord my good sir

co2 is the number one has you don't want to use.

Don’t kill yourself. You’re gonna die anyway, so try to fix your life while you can.

>There's no way of fixing it

>I had one shot

>I can't do it

These phrases tell me you have a mental block holding you back. If you do not have a terminal disease and aren't being persued by the mafia or some shit, you still have a chance.

I really hope you don't kill yourself, man. Do you want to talk more about it?

i hope he took my advice and actually went offline, told him to just go for a walk and get himself out of his current surroundings, hope OP pulls through!

So you’re close.
First, use nitrogen. Far easier to get a big ol tank, far cheaper, and you won’t go wrong. Welding supply store.

1) get relaxed - benzos, booze, weed, whatever floats your boat
2) tie a plastic bag over head. nice big garbage bag should do. Something you can get on tight. Air is your enemy
3) hose up into the bag, seal tight, open regulator and relax

Do NOT use CO2. our brains are hardwired to panic if you are hypoxic and CO2 increases. Other gases don’t set this off.

if you don't your depression will eventually fade and you'l thank the day you didn't do it.

You don't understand. It's not fixable. I've tried for years and years and years and I'm still back to where I started.

I've only realised this a few months ago and it's becoming more and more obvious.

I literally don't have anything else to do with my life. I can't think of anything at all.

Anything else is just a compromise and I can't accept that because I would feel like I'm living a lie and that I could have achieved a lot more.

I'm tired of this.

No. It can't fade. I've tried for a long time, but it doesn't go away. It's just coping techniques, but that's a compromise I can't live with.

You can't possibly know this; you can't see the future. But others can look back and see their pasts.

I was just like you about 10 years ago. I'm thankful to this day that I didn't go through with it.

how long have you been dealing with this? are you sure you tried anything? when did it all started?

No really, it's impossible. I don't want to get into what it was, but it's absolutely impossible now. I'm upset just typing this. It hurts.

Don't kill yourself.. if anything kill the life you have now and start a new one. There's no need to end your life and everything you've ever known.. you can find something else, anything friend. Don't just end your life, seriously!

no it's not! did you even talked to somebody about this?

The reason you don't want to get into it is because you're afraid everyone here will go, "that's it?" and tell you it can be recovered from, isn't it? Really think about that deep down.

Drive really fucking fast off of a cliff. The impact will kill you pretty quickly, and you won't have to hurt anyone else.

BONUS: this might look like an accident to your family/friends, so they won't have to live with the pain of knowing their son killed himself.

OD on drugs also might be a good option.
Godspeed user. Try to convince yourself to live, but those are my thoughts.

so many ways to kys like you can jump off a bridge or step infront a train but youre nothing but a weak faggot, just admit it you don't even have balls to kill yourself you little shite bag

Whatever it is you are dealing with will hurt for a while, I'm sure, and I'm sorry for that. But you shouldn't end your life. The day will come after much hurt like you are experiencing now that it will fade and you will finally be on the other side of it a way happier person.. you can do it man. I'm serious just disconnect if you have to and go to the trees and literally think about life and how its giving you oxygen and you're giving it what it needs too.. there's so much more you need to see.. it's not the end.

I've been trying to fix this thing for 6 years and it was pointless from the start. I just realised all this about 2 months ago and it's so obvious now.

This really hurts. I had one shot, lost it and spent 6 years trying to fix this and it's all for nothing and it's only made my situation significantly worse.

I can't do this anymore. I don't have anything to live for at all because all I would ever do is just keep thinking about this goal for my entire life and think about how to achieve it, even though all attempts will fail. There is no doubt about that.

im in the uk. give me details i will kill you instantly and without pain.

Find a different goal man.. it will hurt for a while, and I'm sorry but think about this; in 6 years from now if you do set a new goal and work toward it that entire time like you have this.. you will have something beautiful and there will be even more years after 6 for it to thrive... you can do it.

>most painless way

get the fuck outta here you fucking amateur, fucking normie, kys

No, because there is nobody to talk to. I can't talk to my parents because they always say it's my fault and never give me an actual solution.

My friends won't know what to say and I can't let them know I'm thinking of ending it.

I don't want to go to counseling because I don't want anything like depression on my medical record because that will bar me from things in the future if I decide to keep on living.

All I have is the internet and this is not an efficient way to solve this.

No, it's a serious goal.

If you want a job done right you've got to do it yourself.

Life hurts enough. Why make it rougher than it needs to be.

Dude..! No way this is the end for you.. man listen to you reading your words dude you sound like a good person and smart enough.. so you should be able to see you don't need to end your life. It's all we have.. just go become a nomad or some shit and see everything there is to see.. instead of ending it, live with no fear, at least you will still be alive to experience anything at all.. its better than dead man, trust me.

Move to the land of freedom, milk, and honey. Nobody will care about you still but you'll find purpose. Everyone loves northern UK accents anyway.

Sometimes you just need someone to do what you can't

I'm assuming you mean the USA and although I would love to I need a green card and that's hard enough to get in my situation.

I can do it, but I just need a reliable and painless method.

Why do you want to kill yourself? Is your life really that bad, do you think you cannot find anything else to take joy in on this whole Earth? I think you can, I'm hopeful for you friend. I'm wishing you good times in the immediate future for your life.

1st post after lurking for yearss, im from the uk aswell op, tried topping myself the previous weekend, felt like every turn in life i got fucked over, samaritans,nhs etc are all dogshite they act more depressed than you do in the situation, best step is to start getting shit off your chest, you say you dont care anymore and want to end it dealing with a problem for years, im the same age and in the same boat yet you wont let on to your "major" problems on an annonymous board, id say your biggest fuckup in life is admiting defeat to a load of people who dont really give a fuck about you or anyone else, looking for sympathy?cry for help? This is the wrong place and at your age you should know it, dont take a retard to jump off a brige over a motorway, you shouldnt feel judged explaining why you feel like this so try that 1st especially on a board like this, i wont reply or read this thread again as i have my own shit to deal with, time to find your bollocks and take control fella.

Seriously. Get one. We need you.

Oh for fucks sake stop talking about suicide you faggot.
The only reason you talk about suicide is because you are a lonely, attention seeking shit.

before killing yourself, care to give something i just composed a listen? Sure it's not with real instruments but as soon as i can save some money to gear up, i'll track it with real instruments
soundcloud.com/a-chromatic-void/mystical-forest

I just don't see the point.

We're just biological machines. It's a core instinct to survive. It's essentially like code for a computer. We follow our programming and that's that.

Even if I go out and see the world and experience this and that then so what?

We all die and we all get buried and forgotten. It's pointless because we will eventually sleep forever with no recollection of what happened.

Look at Bill Gates. The richest guy on Earth. We even say his full name when we talk about him.

He will die and years later we or whoever else lives in the following years will forget about him.

I bet you don't know who the richest people in the 1700s or 1800s or early 20th century were?

And no, my goal had nothing to do with financial gain.

Now if that happens to him then It can happen for everyone.

It's just a pointless cycle.

You go to uni; you get a job; you get married; have kids; go on a few holidays and get a few funny and interesting stories and then you grow old and die.

It's pointless. Life has no meaning. I think people like to think they do because it's not a comfortable feeling to have no purpose, but I think it's true.

I can't. I tried, but I can't. It's all a compromise.

Quite a bit of people who do kill themselves and actually tried to get help usually falls on deaf ears because of your type of behavior. You posting that - demeaning someone elses struggle - is the actual attention seeking shit.

Nah, I'm serious. I'm not lonely and I don't care about attention.

I got what I needed.

You're right about this. 100%

Before you go off and an hero what happened op?

I just failed my life. I feel like I'm an out of date computer program. I just don't have a purpose.

>Look at Bill Gates. The richest guy on Earth.
you clearly don't know shit about the elite, do you?

:)

Ya, seriously, wtf happened?

You could transfer to a school in the usa

I know, Putin is the really the richest guy, Rothschild (Not Rothchild as in without the S) are the richest family worth something trillion etc etc, but my point still stands.

Are you from Sup Forums ?