What’s the perfect toast?

What’s the perfect toast?

White duh

G-4

This is retarded. G1 and A6 are basically the same but on completely different squares.

i-9

C2 is what I aim for

9J. i like my shit black and burnt as hell

B8

e1 and a5 for me... but add margarine while hot enough for it to melt.

D2-c3
Golden but still fluffy and warm inside, must be eaten fresh and warm
E4 or e5 for sandwhichs or anything not eaten right out of the toaster

5 E

D5

Butter you pathetic cunt

There's a diagonal line from g1 to g6, anything around that line is pretty much the same and acceptable.

E7

butter isn't vegan

Fair enough but you will never achieve the perfect toast with that ideology

e3

E3 / G2
All other is subhuman

dis racis, we's all butiful toast

The only reasonable answer

no vegan degenerates allowed