Mom found the soda can that I cum in. It's been good, boys

Mom found the soda can that I cum in. It's been good, boys.

did she drink it?

No but she yelled at me for 20 minutes

Kids, get off the site

What did she say?

She said I was disgusting and that I am on thin ice after my last incident.

What the fuck was the last incident

LMAO

Show us the can

First of all, why do you cum on a soda can?

She found a bunch of my cum tissues in an old couch. We never use it so I thought I was okay, but she decided she was gonna do some spring cleaning. God damnit I hate my life.

Please tell

She fucking threw it out. I had another month left until it was full.

Impregnate her while she sleeps as payback. Then she'll give birth to a retarded product of incest and you won't be her biggest disappointment anymore.

It's cleaner disposal. Easier than getting a tissue every time.

This doesn't beat the poop sock yesterday, shit had me in tears.

Nothing will make her not see me as a retard unfortunately.

Poop sock?

Poop sock?

any screencap?

>not tricking her into drinking it

You're a disgrace

>mummy found the spunk glove
im in deep shit boys