Eminem Walk on Water countdown thread

The new Eminem single is dropping in 2 hours.
Are we hyped for this boys.

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youtube.com/watch?v=UhInVrlgcyw
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

I'm afraid of getting too hyped. Besides, Eminems singles tend to be pop shit either way. Still looking forward obviously.

wtf lol

2Hours ? Were did you get that info ?

twitter.com/Eminem/status/928850197559627776?s=09

>2017
>still being hyped over Eminem

He hasn't been relevant for a decade.

1 hour to go

i'm legit hyped but that video was so cheap, should have used a lapel mic

>being THIS deluded
>being THIS deluded and stupid
How are you able to write a post?

Guys I still want to like Eminem...

Tell me this new album is gonna be good. Please tell me that.

i mean we all want the same thing

>Somebody get this hot head outta here

DUDE BBGGLLLUMMMMGPPPPFFFFFFF LMAO

ah good i was hoping one of you mongs would show up
can't wait to watch you getting salty later

It's probably going to be the best album this year but good ... who knows.

GLLLLLPPPPPPFFFFLLLUUMMMMMMPPPPPPBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Relapse throwback album
What the fuck

Theres two genders

I'm incredibly excited right now but I know that if the album is anything less than a masterpiece I'm going to be disappointed.

Relapse is his most patrician album so this is probably good

Trump is president, hip hip hooray!

>Relapse

SOON AS MY FLOW STARTS I COMPOSE ART LIKE THE GHOST OF MOZART

MADE THE MUTHAFUCKA SUCK ON A SHUCK OF CORN

SIXTY SLUTS SUFFERING FROM ASPHYXIA DRINKING PISS FROM A DIXIE CUP

Is this another one in which he pretends he can sing featuring some flavor of the month pop star?

Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like déjà vu
I wanna get away from this place, I do
But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie
'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know

Shut up Eminem is a pretty good singer

>Relapse without accents plus politics
I am sold.

gonna need a source for that homie. how do you know it's dropping in 2 hours? also will Blumpf be eternally BTFO? we'll have to wait and see...

He's really not, but he doesn't need to be

read the thread

youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&list=PLNLy-Dp-F3dMfa5g6IT73TeWRzSJI9_-U&index=17

How can a rich person be depressed?

"Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin' about his millions
And his mansion, and his sorrow he's always drownin' in
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife, how they go at it
Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers, claims he had it
I can't imagine it, that little rich, poor, white bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in it
Man, if I only had half of it"
Shit, if you only knew the half of it

By realizing he's a slave to an occultic industry

WHAT. DID. HE. MEAN. BY. THIS.
youtube.com/watch?v=UhInVrlgcyw

Humans are not rational and emotions don't give a shit about context. A rich guy getting the wrong champagne on his 100f yacht can feel the same emotional pain as some poorfag who just saw his mother dying while on the way to hospital to visit last moments of his sister with cancer.

Besides, Em still clearly feels his old days.

>he forgot to put Proof in that verse

Nigga literally sold his soul for the monetary jew

Bad Guy is such a masterpiece

Relapse is a semi-decent album but its just weird because he's stated many times he hates it

He was still alive and kicking in 2004.

Source? I heard that he didn't mind it

PLEASE.

I really want this new album to be good. Please Eminem, please. Don't let me down this time.

Don't make me become a rapper just so I can diss you to make you feel that spark of competitiveness and get you back into the battling mindstate and then you diss me and end my career but I'll be happy because the real slim shady is back.

Can I get the official instrumental for that last verse anywhere? Been looking for decades

if only he could rap like that again and not the retarded robotic thing.

I really hope that the last track on this album starts with "A lot of people ask me..."

>they said I rap like a robot so call me rap bot

I think this is the closest you're going to get:
youtube.com/watch?v=hn_gzKHybXc

Why is Eminem so self-aware of all his flaws but nothing to improve? Is he just being shit on purpose to be an asshole

how do you know he does nothing to improve himself?
you think all problems just magically go away when you visit a therapist?

He addressed it on Evil Twin, there isn't anyone really to go for. Back in the days he was attacked by all sides and wanted to prove himself as a rapper too. When you're on top with no one to challenge you, you end up sucking your own dick. And it's not like a new rapper would have the profile to get a reply. Some big name would have to diss him.

J. Cole dissed him but he didn't respond back. He didn't respond to Kendrick's control verse either.

Not that those would make good beefs. I want him to beef with Earl Sweatshirt or Kanye

Why kendick diss him

New era

How will the Trump curse get him?

FUCK BEYONCE IS FEATURED

I REPEAT BEYONCE

sauce?

...

YOU FUCKERS ARE NOT READY

CUZ I GOT JELLY, LIKE BEYONCE'S POT BELLY

Any chance for a Kanye or Nas feature?

EW he looks like me

oh god kanye is gonna get so mad now

clyp.it/z2voovs0

>Kendrick's control verse
Is mentioning Em and himself in the top rapper list, hardly a diss. J.Cole is a known fan too and didn't attack Eminem either. No relevant artist would do that.

>Earl Sweatshirt
Who?

>Kanye
He got killed by Taytay. It's like you want him to get another mental fit.

What the fucking fuck. Fuck. Please be a good faker. Please.

this is good

Why is it not on youtube? reeeeeeeeee

>>Earl Sweatshirt
>Who?

>He got killed by Taytay. It's like you want him to get another mental fit.

Jesus fucking christ, get off this board.

I think he just needs better producers or something. These boring beats. His flow and lyrics are still up to par.

>calls album Revival
>first song is another typical pop song with a female singer on the hook

Fuck you Marshall

Jesus, the hook is fucking horrible. What the fuck. It's way worse than I feared.

>ME AND YOU ARE NOT ALIKE BITCH
>I WROTE STAN

Alright Em, fuck off. He needs to stop masturbating over his own legacy and drowning in self-doubt and just make good, confident music again.

This doesn't even count as hip hop. Eminem has become who he hates.

>bitch, I wrote Stan

He's never coming back

where the fuck is the song? i'm on itunes right now and i can't find it

The vocals are pretty good, though, aside from the hook.

>I'm not really a rap god
>I think my songs are garbage

What did he mean by that?

Jesus Christ this is so fucking boring
Sup Forums will love it

>entire track whining about expectations
>ruin it further with Beyoncé vocals
This is just him trolling and the rest of the album is going be all Shady ... r-right? I get Recovery flashbacks, where Eminem bitches about being afraid to diss Kanye and Wayne.

The fuck happened to:
"sometimes I listen And revisit them old albums often as I can and Skim through all them bitches
To make sure I keep up with my competition"

youtube.com/watch?v=n1WpP7iowLc

Fucking garbage, what the fuck??

I actually like Beyonce but that hook is just so bad and normally I like emo Eminem but this one is really dull.

He let us trolling his BET freestyle get to him.

L-let keep positive. He has to fulfill his singles quota and this shit will be #1 in the charts for sure, having the critics cream over how deep and vulnerable Em is.

I don't really mind her but just not on an Em album, Rihanna either. He worked much better with Dina Rae or at least Skylar Grey.

>L-let keep positive

I've been doing that since The Eminem Show

Pretty average

this sounds like a chainsmokers song

At this point it just feels he is being lazy cuz he knows lots of his fans will still eat his shit.

He won't from making music he wouldn't let his daughters listen to to making music for them. This is sad.

I BELIEVED IN YOU, EM.

I REALLY DID

(crying)

youtube.com/watch?v=n1WpP7iowLc

Does Sup Forums like?

At least he's not just saying random words because they fit with the rhyme scheme

Why the fuck would anyone give a shit about emeinim in 2017. I think mu needs to be purged of viral marketers or whatever moron creature op is

he’s too far gone

i miss the chainsaw wielding psychopath that made my parents rage
maybe i just miss my childhood

no

this is not that bad

>Does Sup Forums like?
waiting for fantano to tell

he needs to do drugs again

If I walked on water, I would drown
'Cause I'm just a man, but as long as I got a mic I'm god-like
Cause you and I are not alike Bitch, I wrote "Stan"

he will hate it

Meh

(((NOT GOOD)))

It was ok up until that point, then I burst out laughing at the Stan reference.

Well that was meh. Again a boring woman singer hook and some b-tier introspection.

looking at both reactions from the /r/Eminem and this one, I'm seeing lots of mixed feelings.

*EXPLOSION*

1.5/5