if i put a bike pump in my ass and pumped, what would happen?
If i put a bike pump in my ass and pumped, what would happen?
You would shit from your mouth
Your dick would grow
Technically you would explode and die
you would dialate your colon for a colonoscopy
Try it and find out pussy
Your rectum and lower bowels will bloat and fill with air. You will then have a bunch of air that needs to be passed. It is a common medical procedure to do this during a barium enema.
It would be like the bacteria already farting in your ass as we speak. It builds up until you fart their farts out.
As your attorney i cannot recommend this course of action.
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Pressurized air and air from a bike pump are not the same
You'd be fine...
How would you describe the air coming out of a bike pump then? What makes it come out?
OP here, i did it. I started pumping until i felt so bloated i could barely take it. I took out the hose and let out the longest fart ive ever made. it lasted like 45 seconds
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Impressive. I´m gonna try that too.
Stream it, each donation is a pump
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intestinal distention is a death sentence dude, don't do it.
Your intestine is not a balloon. You can do some serious internal damage that can't easily be fixed.
Japan makes everything look easy because they have no souls.
cunt got me
i second this notion
nice trips
trips petition to have op pump his ass till he shits himself
not a bad idea
well I guess I'll roll then