If i put a bike pump in my ass and pumped, what would happen?

if i put a bike pump in my ass and pumped, what would happen?

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You would shit from your mouth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embolism

Your dick would grow

Technically you would explode and die

you would dialate your colon for a colonoscopy

Try it and find out pussy

Your rectum and lower bowels will bloat and fill with air. You will then have a bunch of air that needs to be passed. It is a common medical procedure to do this during a barium enema.

It would be like the bacteria already farting in your ass as we speak. It builds up until you fart their farts out.

As your attorney i cannot recommend this course of action.
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Pressurized air and air from a bike pump are not the same

You'd be fine...

How would you describe the air coming out of a bike pump then? What makes it come out?

OP here, i did it. I started pumping until i felt so bloated i could barely take it. I took out the hose and let out the longest fart ive ever made. it lasted like 45 seconds

This


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Impressive. I´m gonna try that too.

Stream it, each donation is a pump

>hey honey its mom. how did you afford that new house?

intestinal distention is a death sentence dude, don't do it.

Your intestine is not a balloon. You can do some serious internal damage that can't easily be fixed.

Japan makes everything look easy because they have no souls.

cunt got me

i second this notion

nice trips

trips petition to have op pump his ass till he shits himself

not a bad idea

well I guess I'll roll then