What are you ashamed of?

What are you ashamed of?

My fetishes.

Myself

My addiction

my laziness

browsing Sup Forums at 28 years old when the majority seems to be under 18.

This

Most everything

My foot fetish

>finding mother dildo
>sniffing it
>then putting it in my ass

my dad.

That I share a planet with people who have zero scientific training, and the value of their vote is equal to the value of mine.

Nah man, people of all ages come here to act 18 years old without remorse.

Both of these.
Fuck I fail.

liberals.

Which are?

that i dated a 14/15 year old when i was 19 for a year...

worst of all she loved me..

my dad.

Some of the things I've masturbated to

I let a guy fuck my gf in a cocaine fueled cuck night

how tf does someone like this get a gf when your this fucking retarded. your ashamed you say? getting cheated on is one thing but what, she talked you into it? are you a fucken neckbeard? jesus fucking christ and holy spirit have mercy on us all.

I bought a burner phone and sent a picture of my dick to my mom. She did not respond. This is her sleeping on the cough.

I mean couch*

"I'm never gonna fire bend again. I can't."

status
>legend

The fact that I used to be athletic and attractive and now Ive let myself go and turned into a fat slob.

Posting in this thread

Here's another when she was awake.

that i lost faith in everyone and everything, there is nothing i really stick around for and yet here i am (or maybe i am not really here and neither are you?)

How much I jerk off even though I have a fine ass girlfriend and a pretty good life. I jerk off so much that no woman has ever made me cum during sex. It sucks. I always give up after an hour and a half.

Let me see. Well, my body, species, addiction, financial status, sexuality, family. Etc etc

your so fucking deep I just wanna fuck you right now

fuck I thought I was the only one!

this too. i was always fat actually. got put on medicine for a thyroid problem. lost 40 pounds doing nothing. felt better, had energy. start working out, lose 40 more.
>damn near top tier god
>they take me off it
>say im cured
>doing same old same old exercise and diet
>keep gaining weight
>oh god, im 21
>drink away the fear of becoming fat again
>alcohol has alot of calories and too addicted and drunk to exercise
i think of it every second of the day how fat and gross i've become again but i can't stop drinking.
>i feel gross and sad, better have another drink worth 300 calories

Trying to kill myself in front of her. I should have never loved her

To be fair you have to have a high IQ to have scientific training?

This is a self-deprecation thread faggot

Nope. Feynman was proud he had an IQ of 114, not 130+ like his peers. He won a Nobel prize in physics.

she looks black
are you sure that's your real mom?

You should strongly consider not posting anymore

It isn't too late user. I was fat my whole life and I got fitter. If I can do it you can do it.

I’m extremely sexually attracted to my daughter. Never acted on it at all tho

i shoved my own shit into a water fountain in 5th grade

shit man here, ill tell the story if Sup Forums wants me to

nvm you didnt act, your perverted mind probably already half destroyed her

jerking off to my ex's pics even though she's not even that good looking

What state do you live in, I wanna know if stereotypes are true

that's fine, as long as you didn't get caught fucking its okay. and she woud've been legal in 3 years!

Nothing. It's a useless feeling.

i trusted muslims

Oh boy here we go. I'm ashamed of the fact that moving forward with my life didn't make me happy. I'm visiting home right now, across the country, and I'm embarrassed of the fact that after being out of this place for years I still haven't found anything that actually makes me as happy as sitting around at 2:00 in the morning getting high with my friends. I feel like I'm caught between my achieving potential and doing the shit that always made life actually fucking tolerable.

I should be grateful that things have worked out for me even when I didn't really deserve them to, but I just feel like I'm being torn apart, constantly, and I'm ashamed.

Do it. You're gonna be my hero.

The power play kek

Okay cool. Fuck I wanted to not go into that episode.

Explain further, yarn spinner

Okay... Failing Precalculus twice due to a lack of commitment. For sure, videogames will save me, as usual...
Also being a massive pussy and not being able to go anything further from 16% alchyhole beer without getting fucked up with a half liter can.

can someone help me find this video

No but give me your adress and I can come and kill lyour family.

28? You fucking child!
I'm 43! (I think)

Montana

weed is artificial happiness, its like cheating his brain, if you are happy only when you smoke maybe you should slow down

My girl broke up with me a few months ago and a I begged. Right now I'm most ashamed of that.

>28? You fucking child!

I'm ashamed that I'm not smart enough in cloning to gift the world with multiple me's so I can clean up this wretched planet.

I won the prize of being the world most unique person on the planet. Science has determined that there is no one single identical expression of me in all of the universe and the infinity of universes beyond. Tho science has not come far, this is certain. As even twins are uniquely their own personal being. Be the best you you can be, as there is only one of you. And there will only ever be one of you. Forever and ever. Only you. Because you are worth it. Maybe its maybeleen. Maybe its the value of all that you are. I am certain it is. So maybeleen, no tshatshing. You are the one and only bling on my dong ding.

Get help brother, ist Not that uncommon

also jerking to her pics in which she has put on weight and mentally making fun of her, even though she was such a sweetheart and making fun of the very thing she was so self conscious about even though she was actually very slim gets me rock solid

Sorry I might not have been clear. It's more the friends thing than the weed thing. I saw these guys literally every day for years. Now it's a handful of times a year. It's just fucking with me.

taking the easy road. locking in my entire future and giving up on my life.

I'm really sorry user. I begged once and I hated myself for a while afterwards. But I never begged a girl again. And now you won't either.

Everything

You failure

Dont be this hard on yourself user. It's common among successful middle aged people to feel depressed because their success is just an illusion. Being wealthy and getting wealthier isn't bad at all, its just that it's not necessarily something that can make you happy. I had a talk with my mother when I was 20 and she told me that for the last 20ish years she's been living my life and not hers. Turns out she is really depressed even though she lives a better than average life. It is hard to find something to make you happy but you must search for it (addictions aren't a good option). Don't be ashamed that you feel like this, it is normal because absolute happiness is not possible - there is always something bad about life.

Okay, here we go
>be me, 10 years old, aspergers fag, at pool in summertime with friends
>friends and I love jackass, so we do increasingly stupid shit as the day progresses
>be comepetitive
>know how to top them all in one move
>turdball.png
>while in pool, squeeze out little meatball and hold it in my hand
>run into bathroom with them, tell them, "watch this"
>with a move faster than the speed of light and smoother than Andy Sixx's steamy log sliding down someone's throat shove the shit into the hole where the water comes from
>they're both stunned
>fuckyou.jpg
>two weeks later
>back at pool
>cant help but brag when I see biohazard bag over fountain because aspergers
>get in trouble
>tell camp counselor that if they tell my mom she'd beat me
She wouldn't do anything like that but she was a psychopathic bitch that would mentally abuse me at home
>camp counselor calls CPS
>CPS talks to retired detective and starts heckeling my mom with CPS
>Have to admit to detective what happened and that my mom wouldn't and never beat me and apologize for wasting his valuable time
>mom still paranoid about CPS
>only grounded for two weeks

Thanks user. I appreciate it, honestly.

same thing happened to me, you need to stop masturbating for at least 2 full days.

no problem - go get bitches or do some art - paint, write, sing, dance. Find that thing that you really want to do and feel like doing and just do it. Of course it's gonna suck in the beginning (unless you're a genius) but you will eventually get better at it. On top of that you should not do it because it might be liked or accepted by others, you should do it for yourself.

I jerk off way the fuck too much. I'll get home say at 6:00, go to rub one out, next thing I know it's 11:00.

Globe Earthers

time traveling masturbator. but for real just dont do it for a few days

being alive

My shitty grades, my fetishes, me being an overall failure, my body

The basketball team?

I recorded my long distance girlfriend crying on webcam when her dog died and jerked off to her tears \: ik i'm a sick fuck but it still gets me rock solid to this day

I don't know what your life is like, but I do know that you can choose at least to improve one of those things.

And the great thing about it is that doing that will teach you about how to improve the other things too.

Don't be ashamed, user. Be better.

>rock solid
>not having a big wet liquidick
It's like you're trying to be a fag

Things aren't looking good, but I'm trying, damn it. Thanks for the encouragement, hope things are going good for you, or getting better.

I log into my girlfriends instagram/facebook and reupload her dumb duckface pics and replace her lips with puckered anuses, she's too dumb to notice and so are her friends.

ahahahahhahahaha that is nothing to be ashamed of

nice.. my gfs name is mona and is right under my mom in my contacts list.. thinking about sending a dick pic to my mom and pretending it was a mistake cuz the names on my phone are so close together.. doubt anything will come of it but could make for a good jerkoff
thoughts?

I've been dating my boyfriend for nearly a year now, and I haven't told him I like furry porn. I feel like he wouldn't stay with me, and out me as a fur fag.

I'm ashamed I fell in love with a girl who I knew was using me as a rebound to get back with her ex she dumped a month later. Bruh specific af but like I do many acid every day now and it still won't pull me out of this dimension of self hatred. Now I sell guns to make myself happy because I love those but I'm still incessantly thrashed by poor choices in partner, i just want to be loved as much as I will love

I set myself on fire now

bump

So true :(

my bdsm fetish :(