Joe Pesci is both the cop and Harry. Mind=Blown

Joe Pesci is both the cop and Harry. Mind=Blown

he says so later on in the van

Were they forced to reuse actors due to budget constraints or what?

That's his twin brother who joined the force.

Kind of a comment on the duality of man.

Not a suprise it went over your head user.

Woof was the name of Buzz's girlfriend

there were less people in the 90's than today.

>Tfw home alone was a critique on America's fetishization of police by subverting the trope that they are our protector when in fact they act in their own interests instead

No shit dude The cop and Harry are the same person. Like the preacher and the guy in the beginning tha sold his land.

You're a virgin and a loser.

Which is why you spend your life reposting the same threads.

Small mind and you'll never be blown.

in there will be blood (obviously)

Damn.

>Small mind and you'll never be blown.
kek

If you take a look into some of the unused script, its also revealed that Harry and Marvin were former plumbers who had lost their jobs after Kevin's father wrongfully accused them of burglary to get out of paying a hefty repair bill.

Years later they came back to have their revenge ironically having to partake in the crime they were first wrongfully accused of.

Why did Kevin insinuate that his brother's girlfriend had a pet dog?

Can we hope for a Director's Cut?

>mfw everyone in this movie is white
>mfw a Home Alone reboot will come out in the next 10 years with a multi ethnic family, headed by Kevin Hart and [insert white looking Hispanic actress here], being the target of a pair of burglars played by Colin Farrell and [insert trendy white comedian here.]

It's fake user, they used a body double.

I was always confused as fuck by that as a kid
Was Harry just in a disguise trying to scope the place out? Who knows.

Kevin Hart will be a burglar. The kid will be a girl. Bryan Cranston will be the father. Jaime Fox will be Hart's partner. The Rock will be the character the kid is afraid of at first but eventually befriends.

Home Alone is Christmaskino.

*fewer

thanks for correcting me quads man.

HA 2 is essential christmas eve viewing.

He had the gold tooth in so it's meant to be Harry. I don't think it's made clear in the film though besides some line about scoping the joint out.

>be junior in high school
>near Christmas time
>hanging out with gf at her place
>Home Alone is on TV
>we start making out
>she starts blowing my dick
>I don't jizz because I have a hard time jizzing from blowjob
>afterwards we are cuddling I decide to make a joke and say
>"is it bad I was watching Home Alone the entire time?"
>I thought this was funny because I was getting a blowjob while watching a kid's movie
>she didn't get it and started crying because she thought I insulted her
>try and apologize but it doesn't work well
>breaks up with me a couple weeks later
>it's not been two years now and the only girl I've hooked up with since then was this ugly swamp monster
>fuck you Home Alone

>you now realize you were imagining she was kevin

>handgun tie clip

so america

Don't feel bad bro. That's on her. She clearly is very insecure, and despite your age, she should have been able to handle a jest such as that. Unless you're an autist and say jokes completely seriously and are unable to apologize properly like a sitcom character

Kevin Hart would be Kevin.

Honestly doesn't sound too bad aside from having a girl protagonist.

>>hanging out with gf
stopped reading there

Why would the police department hire a known burglar?

This guy looks kinda like the president.

Wow. Why would they ever throw that out?

oh man

half of kevin's family looks jewish

>Kevin Hart as Harry and Gabriel Iglesias as Marv

...

>Inevitable gig where Gabriel Iglesias starts eating leftovers in kitchen and doesn't want to leave because he's fat lol

>Gabriel Iglesias and Melissa McCarthy buddy cop movie

in the Ultimate edition they add a scene where he deliberately declares he is going to disguise as a caop and then we see him changing into his costume, then after this sequence ends he removes his cop outfits and changes back to criminal outfits.

The theatrical release is a mess and incomprehensible without the Ultimate Edition additions

HA2 is just a shittier version of HA

Wrong.

Both Alex and... Chad *chuckle* were played by Jean-Claude Vandamme. Mind=Blown