Would you fuck this chick?

Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?

Be honest / detailed.

in the mouth with those pretty eyes tearing up at me as she chokes on it

no, looks like a guy and probably is a guy

10/10 would call him faggobert

1) I would let her ride my face until my goddamn jaw broke.
2) who dis?

Hell yeah I would. I would love to pound her fat sweaty arse till she cums all over my dick

100% this

i would fuck her by dropping her ass off at a all vegan buffet

Looks like a guy? Not op but she really doesn't

A bitch I matched with on tinder

Lol what

Fuck her into a wheelchair.

pectoral-tits more than boobs, guy face and big back and shoulders.

I plan to. She's absolute filth too.

you from the UK op?

Yeah. Why?

she needs an air compressor up the butt, her head is too small

no really, a bit overweight, but that's okay.
the bad tats on weird places are a giveaway: total crap airhead

>roll up to house
>knock on door
>"fatty fatty 2 by 4, can't get through the bathroom door!"
>"let's go, imma get you a whopper and you give me a bj"
>she waddles past, already salivating for that flame broiled goodness
>don't open door for her
>get in, don't unlock passenger door
>start to drive off
>she thumps along side, pounding window
>speed up
>do donuts
>go home to sex doll

Man legs. I'll pass

You think she's overweight?

>"My tattoos and Chucks make me interesting!"

Chucks?

/thread

can someone help me find this vid

no real reason, she's hot though

That's a bit of a reach if you have to draw it lol.

Yeah she's British. Welsh.

Thats a huge bitch.

No, I'm gay.

FUCK HER INTO A WHEELCHAIR. POST RESULTS.

I would fuck her so hard. I'd bend her over in the window so everybody can watch her cum

Will do. Hopefully she will let me film

Really?

Get nudes and post them

Sure. Its good to go hoggin every now and then. Makes you appreciate the toned hotties. Plus sized also gobble that dick like a thanksgiving turkey.

I'd only if she didn't have those tattoos

Like this?

Reminds me of this married chick that I matched with on tinder and banged once. Wanted to ride bikes later that week and mine needed repair so she stopped talking to me lol

SHE MUST HAVE A NARROW ESOPHAGUS TO CHOKE ON A VIENNA-LIKE DICK

Yes I would
Missionary to make a baby
We would be so happy and make a perfect family

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>trashy tattoos
>fat

NOPE and NOPE

Precisely, looks a perfect Welsh breeder. Keep it up

Matched 5 days ago. Sexted her every day since. Meeting up this weekend

This girl is gorgeous. She seems like someone to date not to just fuck.

welp

Lucky you, put her to good use. And moar

Lucky, got more?

What kinds of positions/acts does she talk about in the sext sessions?

She is a bit of a biffa and those Tats are some rank shite. But...she's probably dirty as fuck and will let you do her in the ass on the first date so...go for it OP but WRAP UP FFS!

Biffa?

She is dirty lol. S3riously

Lol loads. She's said about being fucked really rough. Rape roleplay. Rimming. Etc.

Makes webms of this pls

>Tattoos

Rubbing alcohol, sandpaper, and elbow grease.

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Not the same girl.

Slang. Biffa = unpleasantly plump/fat with a hint of slag. Named after a British waste disposal company.

100% is

Yepp that's her alright

Ugh. Learn to point your toes you dumb slam pig.

I'm not saying I wouldn't do her hard. She knows what she is (the tats are like the Bat-signal to attract guys for rough-fucking)

Go be a fuckin' loser elsewhere.

???

Yeah she's told me she's fucked over 50 dudes lol

You think she qualifies as slampig?

for fuck's sake, how desperate can you be to wanna stick yer dick in that?!?!?

Yes. Yes I do.
You think she's slender marriage material?

Sometime a real sweaty, dirty, regret laden fuck is just what you need

I would fucking creampie the fuck out of her and try to get her pregeganant.

MFW I know this slut.

She's fatter in person and can confirm she is a slut