Hey /b what is your relationship status and whats the reason for that status ?

hey /b what is your relationship status and whats the reason for that status ?

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engaged to be married because the gf just wouldnt quit

Married. Because I wanted to get married.

Single because I moved to a new city for a job.

Single, because haven't found a girl I girl who I'd like to get into a relationship with. Many friends with benefits too right now, which is nice meanwhile.

Single because I'm a douchebag that nobody wants to be with.

Common law. Because I'm stupid and she's lazy.

oh please..... just admit ur ugly af

single

>sexually abused as child

limits the pool of people I feel I can trust and not really healed enough to start expanding that pool

Nah I'm on the better side of average. I'm just older and bitter.

You male or female?

In a relationship.
Met up with an old friend last week and realized I've always loved her but just blocked it cuz she moved. Feelsbadman

Oh didn't clarify. Girl I am in love with is not the gf

I identify as female but I have a males body

Although I do love my gf. It's just a bonanza.

what attracts you to the old friend ?

Are you a qt3.14?

Single.
I have no job.
I have no money.
I don't socilize for the above reasons.
I go to the gym everyday because it's the only thing I really can afford to do that betters myself.
People seem to ignore me, or are afraid of me.
I am 6'2"
I have an eight inch dick I've never gotten to use.
I have a deep voice, but nobody seems interested in hiring me to be a VA or radio host despite how many people have commented on it in the past that I should do both.
I have given up on fapping six months ago.
I've given up on anyone responding to the nine hundred, sixty four applications I've out forward since the first of the year.
If I don't get a job by the end of this month, I am going to kill myself.
I am so fucking tired.

I would do me

Pics?

aww dude don't give up. It's difficult right now but i believe you can do it. All that hard work will pay off eventually. :)

Single. 32 yo semi Chad. Already have a son and don't want any more. The woman I wanted moved far away so I'm just smashing random puss and building a future for my kid. I don't respect many women. But I'm good at pretending I do.

WAHHHH

life is so difficult
why wont people just give me thing i believe i DESERVE

whaaaaaaa

stfu

I hava a Gf, love her but will move to the US pretty much a guarantee that we will split, feels bad man

How old are you, bro? Join a trade Union. You'll top out at $30+ an hour in 5 years.

oooOOooOo hardcore

lol sorry not confident enough for that

Nah just happier this way.

Damn

I do not believe you.
I think you are lying.
Why would things change, after such a long period of sustaining suffering?
Why should I continue to live if this fucking place only offers frustration, disappointment, and pain?
What reason should I stick around?
People with half the drive I have and a tenth of the applied effort cruize through life on ten thousand times more resources than I will see in my entire life.
I am so exausted.
I just want it to stop.
It never has gotten better.
Why would it start now?

Single. Everybody wants to fuck or be fuck buddies and no one wants to be in a relationship. Pretty much my life

Single because I'm afraid to put myself out there.

Male 48 single. No dating in the last 4 years.
On purpose. I am decent looking and have $. Its not that.
Just not interested in spending all my time with a chick. Have to watch her stupid shows and do stupid girl shit on the weekend. All for a little bit of pussy.

I prefer escorts and strippers - they leave after your balls are empty and you can get drunk or go to bed.

Same. Im in love with my roommate but she just wants to fuck, i mean i dont mind honesty but i really wish me n her could be in an actual relationship and not just smashing genitals together when we are drunk or bored n horny

Happily fagged for 4 years now.
Probably getting married in 2019, we are working it out with our church, and they and my partner are dragging it out.
As to why: buttsex is fun and I am a huge queer

Like your style

Trade unions require money to join.
I am twenty seven.
I know how to weld, but don't have the money for a degree or certification.
It also dosen't help nobody even gives me the time of day.

I deserve a peaceful nonexistance.
Don't worry, if nothing else I can give myself that when everything else inevitably fails.

And you suck at prepositions you lifelong fuckup. Bitches dig proper positioning.

virgin too fat and dick is too small, might hurt someone

was preparing to get flamed and beat down.

Hold on to your precious time. Cheers

You also smell kind of weird, and you spend your nights on Sup Forums.

tbh i don't have answers for the reason ur in this situation
all i know is that killing yourself doesn't fix much
think about ur family/friends
i know u probably think no one cares for u
but i do :)
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Engaged, we'd been together for a while and I asked, he said yes, simple.

true dat

In a douchebag with whom nobody wants to be?

Im taken. I met this girl on Tinder and she lives in my home town. Been dating for about 9 months now but sometimes she gets annoying and now she isn't putting out as much. I've been satisfying myself on whisper, but I dont know what ill do when were together again

and ur ugly
and have VERY poor social skills

Trade unions don't require money, that I know of. Seriously look into it. All the guys I know in many different unions are making bank.

in a relationship for 2 years and half with this girl i met in my freshman year in college

Nobody in my family has spoken or responded to me in nine years.
I don't have any friends.

translation: i have a shit personality/no personality and don't try to fix it

so u have a chick available and u STILL jerk urself off ?

wow thats pathetic

Post pics. If you're killing yourself who cares. Let us judge your appearance.

second this

lets us see you, beautiful

Single.

Divorced.

Not looking for a relationship.

My ex did some shit so heinous in our relationship that it would go down in copypasta infamy. Not interesting in seeing my shit re-posted again and again by Red Pill/MRA types. Sufficed to say, I'm a little soured on the proposition of a committed relationship.

We go to different universities and shes 5 hours away

Hell yeah, homie. That “with whom” right there made me tent up right in my pajayjays.

Talk to us about your feminine penis.

yay and u did nothing wrong

get ur victim mentality ass outta here

Married.
Because I'm not an autistic neckbeard.

yet ur here

u can't suppress ur inner neckbeard

Yeah...I'm not saying that at all, dumbass. That's why I'm not interested in posting the story.

And be an adult and learn to fucking spell.

In...detail.
>grabs hand lotion

That’s true! You’re a clean shaven autistic.

Single
I choose to be that way for now, but I’m open to meeting new people and just trying to let things happen naturally. I miss my ex girlfriend very much, she was amazing. And I’m disappointed I threw it away as a dumbass who used to only think about instant gratification. I think about her every day. I think everyone would get a kick out of the story sometime.

Married 20 years.

taken just because

wtf type of virgin thread is this??

ur body pillow doesn't count

About to be single. Gf wants to break up because I can’t stop shooting heroin. Can’t really blame her.

>I'm not interested in posting the story.

sure.....bud

ew a junkie

Damn motherfucker. Share your heroin with your gf, ass. No wonder she’s gonna dump your saggy balls.

Also, have you considered intentionally overdosing as a cry for help. Get yourself some court ordered rehab, go sober, win back your bitch, become successful, fall off the wagon during a stressful week one June, lose everything and everyone, cry into a last beer, then stab 5 syringes into your dick and end it.
That’s what she would really want.

banging some dudes gf

im live with a girl
she is not
has no motivation
is kinda dumb
fuck I'm so bored
I sleep on the living room
we have had sex twice in 6 months
I'm too lazy and poor to move out
I guess we can work it out
but i don't even care
I am just a non binary beta fag that want to kill my self
I take adhd medication but with out it I'm a fucking lard add juat watching twitch and 4 Chan
When I take it I have no empathy and still can't keep a job or finish projects.
I dont know wtf I'm doing
My gf is for sure cheating and I dont even care....

Or I’ll just skip all that and overdose for real. Who’s up for a live stream?

This poster is obviously using the slang term “girlfriend” as a friendly way of speaking to the reader. What he means is is that he is “Totes, Banging some dudes, girlfriend!”

Bro I could write three paragraphs about what is wrong with everything you just said.
Yikes.

make sure to cite ur sources

Fuck that, you asshole. The whole point is the journey. Jeebas fuck, man, get a hold of yourself. Now get out there, get off the smack, clean yourself up, put your heart into your work, take a trip to Zanzibar and see the fish market, write down a five year plan, get to year four, have a meltdown, crack under the pressure and get back on the shit, cry at how pathetic you are, derelict your job and get fired, lose your now-pregnant wife, THEN stab five syringes into your dick and end it.
For fucks sake...

tell me

i gotta charge u for that

Could of hooked up with a hottie but she was such a bitch I knew I would end up hitting her so had to pass.
>tfw not social cause to crazy

Ya know what you’re right! I can do it! For a certain amount of time until I inevitably end up back on the smack and ruin my life again then end up with 5 needles jammed into my dick.

Single, because my ex girlfriend got committed.

That’s the spirit!

Also, apropos of nothing, before I go to bed, I just want to let the world know that I finished masturbating and my dog came and very deliberately licked all the cum off my blanket. What the fuck, dog.