I am actually a spider ama

i am actually a spider ama

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I love spiders. I adopted several. What do you think about people who preserve the various species of spiders?

What is it with you and waterspouts?

why do you spiders spider so much

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

Why don't you die?

to love my kind as though we are your own is strange but welcome
moisture
i dont
we spiders eat each other often so im actually more afraid of them than you are
you cant contain me
great webm tho
spiders outnumber humans
we are legion
coexist or go to mars arachnophobe

how are you

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so... youre god right...? and we're all inside you, right...????? and your female ofc

I am okay with spider bros. What is your opinion on your cousins, the daddy longlegs / harvesters

Favorite drink to mix with vodka

Holy shit I just almost pissed myself and threw my headset off.

above average
web is well structured
survived most recent mating ritual
ate a centipede
i think youre a bit confused
i cant even fit one person inside me let alone everyone
but if you want to worship me then go ahead
my general rule with dealing with other spiders is
if its bigger than me run
if its smaller than me eat
if its my species mate
beetle juice
dont worry im here to comfort you

I love you spider user. What's your favourite food?
I like ladybugs.

you
haha just kidding
i dont often get to eat small birds
but when i do its a nice change of pace

Oh you fucking bitch

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anymore questions before i go back inside your walls

How does it feel that if you make the mistake of showing yourself to me you will die?

i traced your ip and told all spiders not to come over
how does it feel knowing your home will now be covered in flies centipedes mosquitoes gnats and beetles from now on
dont even think about moving because spiders will now vacant from any area you live in
rendering you always to the confines of disease ridden insects and bugs
enjoy yourself arachnophobe

How many spiders are telepathic?

Could you eat this stick insect?

WHY IS THIS A THING AFGHAFKWLA

fuck off, pussy

it would easier to count how many arent telepathic
zero
that thing is bigger than every type of spider
it would take a group effort
spiders arent great at group efforts
that looks very drowny

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wtf is this thing a spider?

Why are you always crawling in my fur? I can feel the tiny little legs, oh no.

From Bear

pic related, op.

my brethren never looked so spongy
your size is massive and your nature is sedentary
just be lucky we havent migrated near the sensitive facial tissue
well unless youre very young or very old you aint dying from a spider bite
even then its like three spiders
why dont you talk to me after being bit by disease carrying flies

Please keep the tiny legs away from me at all, I cannot stop you or swat you off myself, I just want to exist.

Leave the face alone

even spiders have to sleep
luckily i found a bear to sleep on
gnight anons
remember if you see a spider it just wants love
and whatever insects live inside your building
cheers

Why are you Sp00ky Spider?

Is it's name Boris?
The Who - Boris the Spider
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Be gone, tiny legs

Whats it like digesting things externally?

I think it's internally, they inject venom which disolves the insides of their victems then suck out the remains. I'm sure that people here know more than I do on that.

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The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil

Some chick on FB freaked out on me because I posted pictures of spooders. I stopped posting them because she asked but that was funny as fuck.

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I didn't even flinch. Am i retarded or something?

What type of spider are you?

Is it hard for you to type?

Do you like or dislike Spider-man?

Why don't spiders eat roaches? I think would like spiders more if they ate roaches.

No just normal, there are no spiders in the USA except for recluses that can cause real harm. Black widows and shit tarantulas, they can't hurt anyone but little kids or old ladies.

The recluses though if you bitten by one of them, seek medical attention fast.

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Just looked up recluse spider bite. Holy shit man, they don't fuck around.

I know. A friend got bitten by one and had to get a golf ball sized chunk of his arm taken out. That's some nasty shit.

my spider

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An hero with fire.

Don't you get a rash from that hair? I wouldn't want that touching my skin.

In 10 years I never handled her.

That might be from an allergy.
I used to have it from cats and cheap newspaper when I was a kid.

My parents and others told me that it was dander, but I think that's wrong. It's a protein or something in the saliva and cats lick themselvs so get that protein on themselves. That's what I had an allergy to. I grew up and now I don't have that allergy anymore.

With newspapers I dunno, I put it off on really cheap ass chemicals that they used to use.

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Killer attack faggots!

Are spiders into vore?

Maybe my English is poor but what's vore?

Maybe you meant gore, v is just one off from they g on a keyboard.

You are insecure to the point of stopping posting a especific thing just because some random chick freaked out.
The cuck threads are over there user, join them you pussy.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Fuck you back to your basement, you clearly have never dealt with a lady in your life unless you're a nigger and just slaps them around. All chicks freak out about somethings, she was scoping me out to see whether I would stop or not.

Now that I've given you a lesson, fuck off you pathetic nigger.

Don't take the fish meal!

I'm serious and Don't call me Shirley

You stopped posting spiders, and then what?
She rode your cock viciously?
Or you just went by looking at her posts from afar thinking 'she no longer has to worry about my spiders, i'm such a great guy'
Don't fool yourself user.
Keep denying the cuck inside until it bursts into the desire of becoming a kink, you faggot.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Cannibalism/the consuming of something sentient as a kink.

The more you show, how little you know.
That really applies to you user.

The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger
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hahaaha

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Can you swim op?

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That fly is gonna have a bad day.

Well shit THAT was a curveball

How many legs do you have

How often do you have to molt your exoskeleton?

Do you have tyrone handle her instead?

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It's the cabinet handle.

Naw look more closely, it's on the outside.

The bitch has spiders coming out of her mouth.

Can I piss on you? My favorite past time is pissing on spiders.

Yes, all my females are handled by niggers, even my pets.

There are lots of bitches in the sea so to speak so if you see one with spiders in her mouth you kill it with fire, ASAP!
Ask questions later.

On the outside of the cabinet? Yes that's where handles normally go

Now if *you* look more closely, you'll see it's casting a shadow on the cabinet, something which it couldn't do if it was coming out of her mouth, unless her face was also pressed against the cabinet

It's the cabinet handle.

We can agree to disagree, it looks like a spider coming out of that whoars mouth to me.

This shit should be in one of these google captchas, pick all spiders, pick all cabinet handles.

System Of A Down - Spiders
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When i was 10 my friends family went and cut down a christmas tree. Set it up then his mom got bit in the face by a brown recluse that came out of the tree? Idk but her face turned black she had 3 skin grafts. recluses are no joke

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David Bowie – Ziggy Stardust (Live, 1973)
Learn from a master.

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Arg user, condolences for what it means.
That's really harsh for anyone.

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Sitting like that you'll need a sparkplug.

She didn't die do there's that..

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Is your name Varys?