My fiancée and I are into this type of sex. Ask me anything

My fiancée and I are into this type of sex. Ask me anything.

Damn Dawg!!! Thats cool and all...but I gotta ask...you ever suck a log out of ANDY SIXX'S ASSHOLE????

First and last name on both of you.

All the time. It's what I think about when I'm thrusting my pulsating cock in and out of my fiancée's shit filled pussy.

Why?

is it the shit, or the anal sex?

The feces. We are both clear of disease and infection so we usually start off my filling her pussy with shit, then we start fucking. There's just something about the shit that acts as a sexy lubricant that makes me blow loads like crazy.

Fucking awesome Sup Forumsro!

Thanks chum.

Why? Isn’t this normal sex while being coevered in poop? Why can’t have the normal sex sans poop?

Because the poop is what makes it sexy for us. We both enjoy being covered in feces.

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Dump

Despite not having diseases, fecal matter contains yeasts and other microbes which unbalance the vaginal microbiome. Doing this regularly would likely lead to persistent swelling, bleeding, and infection from the immune system fighting fecal bacteria.

If you don't experience this, maybe get checked for HIV.

Your mom.

How long does it take to clean up after? This seems like an all day affair depending on how much poopie is there

Come on man stop shitting on this guys parade. How would you like that shit? He didnt do shit to you. You have no reason to be saying that shit. Shit man grow up.

We usually clean off in the shower afterwards. Takes about a half hour or so. We're ironically very clean and hygienic people. This is just out dirty little secret.

What country are you from?

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The United States of America unfortunately.

It's true. Sorry but life is about truths, not bullshit fantasy.

Life is about fucking your mom.

>We both enjoy being covered in feces
I'm sorry, but I can't get my head around this.

What about the appalling smell and the clean-up? Also, just because you are disease-free does not make human shit sterile - it contains bacteria and by-products that the body rids itself of for a very good reason. Reintroducing these substances against mucous membrane does not seem like a good idea to me.

We usually apply vapor rub to the underside of our nostrils to keep the smell out. As for cleaning up, all it takes is a thorough shower.
We've been doing it for over 5 years without a single problem, if it happens it happens but until then I'm gonna be fucking that shit filled cunt.

>user posts how he likes to fill his girfried's pussy with feces then fuck it - Sup Forums is relaxed and interested
>user posts he shares his girlfriend with other men in normal, heterosexual congress - Sup Forums loses it's shit completely; cries of cuck, weirdo, beta faggot abound
Never change, Sup Forums

OK, but what about the room you do it in? or do you fuck on plastic sheets.
And doesn't the room stink afterwards?

took me a sec

How did this fetish start?
I mean, what are the chances that two people with this rare fetish meet and start doing it?
Did one of you convince the other to do it gradually?
Was it because you started with anal and then things got more and more messy?

this.

>took me a sec
Really? It was so obvious after the first phrase it was virtually waving a flag

What do you do about the smell?
It must smell horrible...
And where do you do this?

See

i can smell this image

OP's picture might make me quit anal.

Hitler was also into scat.

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The room smells immediately after but we have air fresheners and ways to get the scent out. As for the bedsheets, we buy a special blanket for every time we do this and then throw it out after one use.

Do you ever do it in the pooper, like that?

Well, if it makes you happy, OP. But I still don't get it, so I'm out

Near the beginning of our relationship she had come across "scat porn" in the history on my phone while I was in the bathroom. She brought it up to me and it just so happens that she also is into it. One in a million chance but I'm happier than a pig in shit (pun intended) that it turned out this wat.

When are going to kill yourself?

We use various aur fresheners and inscents afterwards. We do it in my bedroom.

Absolutely not. I surprisingly find nothing appealing or arousing in anal sex. The feces are good enough for me. Pussy all the way.

Im massively into scat but can't find any women open to it.
how did you and your gf get into it? Who brought it up first? do you eat?

Whenever you can properly write that sentence without missing a key word.

I guess I was expecting that, because of the anus-feces correlation.

Hey at least I'm not sexually attracted to feces you fucking weirdo

She came across search history on my phone and saw "Scat Porn". She asked me about it and it just so happens that she was open to the idea; now she loves it. If by "eat" you mean eat the feces then no, I do enjoy eating the pussy prior to filling it with shit though.

Hey at least I can put together a sentence without fucking up like an idiot.

You will commit suicide before the year ends.

Okaaaaaay...

How many UTIs have you and your GF developed?

When he's showered he can easily pass for a normal, urbane human. Which is something you will never be able to do.

Not gonna happen, I'm as happy as could be in life.

What the fuck is wrong with you germans?

People leave me alone because i look like a psychopath, which is still better than getting shit in my urethra on a regular basis.

Zero. I know it's hard to believe but we've done this about a couple hundred times over the last few years and we haven't had a single problem.

I'm American, which I guess is no better.

That's your opinion as well as preference. I rather have feces in my urethra regularly than look like a psychopath who is left alone by society.

No, it's actually worse

You're right.

Serious question: How is almost every bit of skin covered or even piled with shit, yet her asshole itself is largely clean?

Your immune systems must be fucking jacked.

why?

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Because the shit that's all over us as well as in her pussy is my shit. She didn't shit in that picture.

That's what I think. Haven't had a single issue with our fetish.

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>Not surprising
>What is surprising is saving 15% more on car insurance with Geico

How does she get the shit out of her pussy afterwards?

Pushes it our I suppose. Most of the time she goes in with her finger in the shower and fishes it all out.

How is this pleasant? What about the smell? Also how is this not a one way ticket to an infection?

What's the deal with airline food?

I've covered all of this already if you take the time to actually read the thread.

whats the medical bills like. all the infections and... shit.

If you actually read the thread you'll see that neither my fiancée nor I have ever gotten an infection from doing this.

How would I go about taking advantage of this proposal?

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Do you avoid certain foods due to the resulting texture?

>We are both clear of disease and infection
You do realize that doesn't mean you can't get sick right? You're both retarded

We usually try to stay away from fibers and carbs prior to one of these sessions.

We're not both retarded, we just haven't had any problems so until we do there's no reason to stop.

You realize this fetish puts you at the bottom of the barrel as trash people in society right? Right down there with child rapists,matricide and brony's.

>there's no reason to stop
Besides the fact that you can get just as much pleasure from sex without being disgusting garbage people

She shits on you, or you both shit on each other?

Why though?

How many times do you accidentally shit yourself daily?

Have you considered modelling clay?