You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't sniff women's assholes

You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't sniff women's assholes

They won't let me

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Because they stink

Shitsmell is a turn off OP. You shiteating bastsrd you.

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Why would I sniff it if she can't be bothered to knock the cobwebs off the damn thing?

Because I'm not a dog

do panties count?

I like to smell my girlfriend's farts so I think that counts

Not every woman has such a perfect asshole, most of them aren't bleached, cleaned and are hairy (At leased a little). Have you shaved your anus, bleached it and used a special shower to clean it before your last sexual adventure?

>they're not men

Because I'm scared to death of spiders.

I'm going to lick my gf's asshole this weekend for the first time

Lmfao youre nasty OP

Now I'm getting hard

This is the gayest shit ive ever seen

Because I have no women to sniff

That's nasty op. Why would a woman with an ass like that put a big ugly tat on her butt?

im not gay or have gay tendencies

Poop is stored in the butt