HEY, DO YOU FELLAS KNOW A GUY BY THE NAME BILL BRASKY?

HEY, DO YOU FELLAS KNOW A GUY BY THE NAME BILL BRASKY?

>HEY, DO YOU FELLAS KNOW A BIG GUY BY THE NAME BANE MASKY?

HE HAS A TOENAIL ON THE END OF HIS PENIS!

>>BILL BRASSY ONCE ATE A WILD BOAR WHOLE, WASHED IT DOWN WITH A BOTTLE OF BOURBON AND SHAT OUT A FULLY PREPARED CHRISTMAS DINNER FOR FOUR!

THE CHARACTER OF JOHNNY APPLESEED WAS BASED ON BRASKY, EXCEPT FOR THE APPLE TREE PLANTING AND NOT RAPING MEN!

>>BILL BRASKY ONCE HAD SEX WITH A SIBERIAN TIMBER WOLF, AFTER WHICH IT WAS SO GRATEFUL FOR THE EXPERIENCE THAT THE WOLF EVEN MADE HIM BREAKFAST THE NEXT DAY

I HEARD HE BANEPOSTED FOR 36 HOURS STRAIGHT! WHEN THE MOD TRIED TO BAN HIM, BRASKY'S IP ADDRESS SHOWED UP AS BIG.GUY.FOR.YOU

I HAVEN'T HAD AN ERECTION IN EIGHT YEARS

This is my grandfather's favorite meme.

HE WEARS A LIVE RATTLESNAKE AS A CONDOM.

I HEARD BILL BRASKY ONCE PUNCHED A MAN SO HARD IN THE FACE THAT HE TURNED INTO FORMER FIRST LADY BARBARA BUSH

>I ONCE HEAR BRASKY TOOK A FUNNY PREMISE AND THEN STRETCHED IT OUT TOO THIN, FORCING THE JOKE TO GO ON FOR FAR TOO LONG TO THE POINT WHERE IT STOPPED BEING FUNNY, SERIOUSLY THIS SKIT SHOULD HAVE LASTED 30 SECONDS TOPS BUT IT LASTS FOR OVER A MINUTE, THE AUDIENCE GETS THE JOKE AFTER THE FIRST TEN SECONDS AND THEN WE REPEAT IT ABOUT FIVE MORE TIMES AND THEN WE BRING THE CHARACTERS BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN TELL THE SAME JOKES EXCEPT THIS TIME THERE'S A CELEBRITY PLAYING ONE OR MORE OF THE BUSINESS MEN, ALSO I'M GAY AND THAT'S THE PUNCH LINE

SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR FELINE AIDS IN BILL BRASKY'S LEFT TESTICLE

TO BILL BRASKY!

BILL BRASKY ONCE FILLED A MILK JUG WITH HIS OWN URINE AND SOLD IT TO THE CHINESE AS A FORM OF GHOST REPELLANT

>>HE BROKE ROB SCHNEIDER'S HYMEN!

I MASTURBATE TO PICTURES OF CHLOE GRACE MORETZ

underrated

Literally Chuck Norris jokes, the sketch.

PAUL WALKER DROVE HIS CAR INTO BILL BRASKY AT OVER TWO HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR, BILL BRASKY DIDN'T HAVE A SCRATCH ON HIM BUT PAUL WALKER QUICKLY DISSOLVED INTO 48 INDIVIDUAL SLICES OF BURNT TOAST

This guy sounds a lot like your next president.

I don't know why I laughed so much at this.

>>BILL BRASKY OPEN MOUTHED KISSED JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND GAVE HER AN ERECTION THAT WAS DESCRIBED BY WITNESSES TO APPEAR TO BE "AS DISTINGUISHED AS IT WAS MASSIVE"

the timeline was bill brasky > vin diesel > chuck norris

BILL BRASKY CIRCUMCISED A PITT BULL WITH HIS TEETH AND IT WASN'T EVEN JEWISH!

He taught me how to love a woman
And how to scold a child

This card should cost zero and overload your opponent for 7

>>HE KILLED THE ORIGINAL GERBER BABY IN A PISSING CONTEST!

Eh, didn't want it to get too messy.

I SIT DOWNTO URINATE LIKE A WOMAN

BILL BRASKY ONCE RAPED THE CLOWN FROM STEVEN KING'S "IT", THE EVENT WAS SO TRAUMATIC THE CLOWN HAD A STROKE!

HE TOOK ME UP INTO THE MOUNTAINS AND LOVED ME. HE LOVED ME LIKE I HAD NEVER BEEN LOVED BEFORE.

Drunk, like naked girls, never goes out of style. Get with the historical picture.

>>HE KILLED THE ORIGINAL MR. CLEAN RECREATING THE KNIFE FIGHT SCENE FROM MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BAD" MUSIC VIDEO

>>The original actor that played mister clean died after lifting weights without a spotter in his home :(

TO BILL BRASKY!!!

>>LIKE ALL SONS OF ZEUS, BILL BRASKY HAS THE STRENGTH OF ONE HUNDRED MEN, SKIN AS STRONG AS STEEL, AND THE KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW WHICH ANIMALS ARE DOWN TO FUCK

>>Bill Brasky has undeniable proof that the Holocaust was a liVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIGHT!!!