PERMA BAN ME

MODS PLEASE PERMA BAN ME
I NEED THAT BAN HAMMER SO BAD
PLEASE
DO IT
BAN ME FROM ALL BOARDS
I NEED A PERMA BAN FROM ALL BOARDS
PLEASE
I AM ONLY ELEVEN YEARS OLD

No.

do it mods

You decided that Sup Forums was too much? Good on you I suppose.

You're here forever.

MODS ARE CURRENTLY ALLOWING A YOUNG CHILD TO USE Sup Forums

PERMA BAN FROM ALL BOARDS
NOW
PLEASE

Mods please perms ban me instead. Whoever bans me will be my hero. I'll vote for whoever you tell me to in the ban statement if you perms ban me. Pleaseeeeeee.

DEAR MODS: I'M VOTING FOR HILLARY IF YOU DON'T BAN ME.

Can you really get perma ban from Sup Forums?

Every time I got banned I just re-started my router and deleted my cache / cookies, and I was back on shitposting again

I WILL MURDER TRUMP IF YOU DONT PERMA BAN ME ON ALL BOARDS

depends if you have a static or dynamic ip

You're now stuck with the edgy underage sperglords, forever.

>Static ISP IP
kek

You're gonna get redpilled and you're going to LIKE IT

First

Based adult.

You're here forever burguer enjoy the ride.

You can always tell the oldfags

It's like they've become so addicted to Sup Forums, they have to ask help from mods to get them off this rollercoaster ride

We wish you all the best, old friend

Also, try to take a break from porn for a few weeks, as well

Btw check these dubs

Nope, you'll stay. The curious cat hu? Well.. it will be a long painful slow decent into madness self hatred darkness lol and misery, till dead. Have fun kid.

you wank stain, mods will never ban you because you ask

there are ways to get instabanned you know, look em up

Post cheese pizza

2nd

Posting cheese pizza gets you banned easily.