What did she mean by this?

What did she mean by this?

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>tfw Emma will never have a restraining order against you

kek

she's a cumjew and wants to steal his cum

Is everyone misreading this? She said GOSLING had an order on HER.

Also, she was just joking.

Also, why are you shitting up Sup Forums with another garbage celebrity gossip thread? (although at least it's an excuse to post a mega qt pic of Stone)

This is actually something you can accomplish though.

That Gosling found her to be quite ugly and was tired of being around her.

did she tried to rape him ?

I'm not gay but I'd steal Ryan Gosling's cum.

I wouldn't drink it or anything but I might try and turn it into a gel and cover a dildo in the gel and dildo my asshole

Gooses hate frogs

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Every time he tried to carry her across the river, she slipped off.

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She is ridden with STDs, I would get one too if I could.

>she will never cover your balls in peanut butter and threaten to sick her dogs on you unless you jack off into a cum receptacle for her

Is Emma a Yandere?

I followed Ryan Gosling to a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how much I wanted to bear his children in my virgin womb, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Why did you follow me fifteen miles to tell me this?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please leave, please leave, please leave!” and trying to hurry away from me. I did not hesitate to follow him and I heard him whimper as I trailed behind him. When I came to the cashiers up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with a single Milky Way without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for that first.” At first he tried to hurry away from me and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought it to the counter.

When she took the bar and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan it once “because I am scared of my life right now,” and then turned around and fearfully told me one last time to leave. I don’t even think he realized I was a strong independent woman. After she scanned the bar and put it in a bag and started to say the price, he interrupted her by running out of the grocery store, shouting about filing a restraining order against me.

It's probably all the fucking STDs. Even Gosling knows he has to stay away from her aids ridden cunt.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".

I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Drive", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the movie and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Ryan waiting in line with just a few organic granola bars in his hand ready to pay.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an award winning actor, was impressed.

When she started scanning the bars individually, Ryan stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Ryan simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told her to keep the change.

>she will never cover your balls in peanut butter and lick it off

Fixed that for you

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gay faggot

I saw Aidan Gillen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a big guy and bother him and ask him FOR YOU or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “B-Bane?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen 3 Musketeers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any CIA hackering,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Rooney Mara at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Y-you too.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” while trying to talk to her but she kept shuffling away and staring into the distance and fiddling with her fingers in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her sob as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen SpaghettiOs cans in her cart without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be normal and hear him, but eventually turned back around and told him that she didn't know how stores worked.

When he took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and swished her cape. I don’t even think that’s a normal item of clothing. After he scanned each can and put them in her cart and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by saying that Kate had the money.

>shut your frog mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you