Respond with something meaningful to win her back its my wife

Respond with something meaningful to win her back its my wife

Hey bby U wan sum fukk?

"When I think about you my manhood trembles"

Howd you fuck up OP?

What did you do nigga?

She caught me cheating with another thot, need a sweet copy n paste response

I wpuld do these if it wasnt my wife lol

You're fucked, cuck

It be like that sometimes

Send her this pic

Oh boy you’re fucked. I think she won’t want to hear shit from you for a bit a couple weeks maybe. Then ease it back in.

Im not edgy enough might do the manhood one

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You fucked up m8

youre too far gone bro
best thing you can do is literally disappear from her life.
if she wants you back, she will find you.

How autistic am i on a scale of one to ten

Yeah it be like that sometimes

you did not just do that

This is the only answer OP needs to spark the love

You're not gonna get one. She's gone dude. You fucked up and she couldn't give a shit about you.

Honey I am so sorry, I know what I did was wrong and I know there is no excuse. I really don't want to lose you, you are my life. If you need time, I'll wait. I'll wait as long as I have to. Just please give me a chance to make up for my mistake. I love you

HAHAHA this fag is gonna die alone. You're stupid fuck, she's gonna hate you even more.

It be like that sometimes

Yeah you know, it be like that sometimes

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Fuck this is pretty cool I should of done this one lol

Safety is inevitable

And your beauty intoxicates me

Might as well continue on in this faggotry

>honey
Any so called man who calls a girl Honey is a fag

Might just do this

I felt inadequate so I cheated. It was wrong, but she paid attention to me. You've been working alot and never have time for me. It doesn't make it right but it's the truth. After it was done I felt awful.

Crickets

I'm sorry you seen me stuffing all that uncooked spaghetti in my snake eye. It was a private moment, but it wasn't pleasant, I admit. Come home baby, I'll lock up the cabinets and give you the key, it won't happen again. I won't even so much as look at pasta when you're not around!

do this

Trips demands this

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>being married
what are you, some sort of retard?

I'm sorry baby. Calafaty just needs to fuck bitches.

could you be any more romantic comedy predictable and corny

OP must send this. The gods have spoken. Good day.

leave her alone, check out her mental state in a couple of months.. She wil most likely contact you after a while to talk things over and make drama etc. Anyways u fucked upp let her go. ur a cuck. gl

lemme tongue that sweet lil puss u bitch

cuck

At this point, it's hard to believe you had a wife in the first place.

Get off Sup Forums tommy wiseau

follow with "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"

>>The autism is unreal

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You win someone back by not saying anything to them and going no contact.

All you do by talking to an ex is reinforce that you're a needy beta male with no self respect and don't care about the other person

Ask for tit pic or pelfy

jesus christ user, what the fuck are you actually thinking. Just tell her you'll get a vasectomy for her if she's going to come back to you.

"I've sprayed her with your perfume before. Technically i did not cheat."

Go with it.

>Gay ass niggers
>"If your fat ass put out more I wouldn't have to fuck my cousin."
Send that, faggot.

YOU DUMB NIGGER

tell her you fucked up. Tell her your sorry. Ask her if she will forgive you. Most important tell her you love her.

Tell her that she makes your dick an 11 on the Mohs hardness scale.