2018

>2018
>Being a virgin
Explain yourself

awkward
ugly
unmotivated

what else kind of explanation do you want or expect?

I'm not a virgin according to your mom

STFU fag

>I'm not a virgin according to my mom
fixed

Sex is gross when done to satisfy urges

>2018
>NOT being a virgin
Explain yourself

I accept being a virgin

can't find the right boy

i was very sick the past 6-8 years.
now that i'm finally better i can start focusing on dating and personal stuff.
i also live at home with my mother and father and have no income, so that has to be settled first.

I want a perfect woman. So much so that i wont even talk to a woman i dont find exceptionally attractive. The ones i do, im too intimidated to talk to. Also a bit embarrassing when my entire unit found out im a virgin. Now all i get is, "Devil Dog, how am i supposed to fight alongside someone who cant even slay a poon."

Eh, fuck it. I got a hand for a reason.

I'll marry you. Then we can both save ourselves for the lord lucifer

Honestly, I think about buying a hooker, but I don't want to put her through that.

I'm a disgusting human, I'm fat, awkward, and not worth her time. I want to have the other person enjoy them self you know?

feminism

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Devil dog!? 0311?

doesnt change anything if you are virgin or not

Most average men are virgins

i can't save myself

>Devil Dog, how am i supposed to fight alongside someone who cant even slay a poon.

I'm an Indian in India. Enough said

I'm not interested in it and no one's interested in me. Works out great for everyone.

me too, i want the perfect guy who's /mytype/.

retain that semen soldier, you're gonna need it for fighting the enemy

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being a virgin is preferred.

women are at war with men, and they are winning.
being a faggot who cares about pure sex, not marriage and procreation, is just like being a faggot.

with that being said, you shouldnt be a virgin AND a NEET/weaboo/antisocial, socially awkward person.

You should work out, talk to women, and be generally "good"

they'll enjoy your money. don't worry about that

I'm a robot

thought this was Alex from Blue Mountain State.

excuses!!! you mother fuckers invented tantra you soft dick cuck

Hookers arn't free yo

You sound like a fuckin psychopath that hides his insanity under a white cloak

Not interested in life. Not even ugly or anable to attract women. I just lack the motivation of getting involved in life stuff.

I know, but she'd probably just lay there, dead face and eyes, I just think if I go through with it, it'll be a very disappointing experience.

i'm only 15

Your's ?

that was the rich ones

That is what a real man is.

Im a weirdo, I have an anxiety transtorn,I dont like most girls, I don´t know how to seduce a girl and I can´t tell show them my feelings.
Unrelated pic

GEtting laid is the easiest shit.
Was outside a bar smoking a square and a girl in a skirt asked me if she could touch my beard. Said only if I could touch her ass. She agreed. Ended up fingering her under skirt. Went back in bar until close. Ended up fucking her later that night. Simple

What. This user is correct tho

came buckets thanks

exactly. that shits hardwired into us, the only way you cant get laid is if you really try not to.

0331


Im only 5'9 so i gotta compensate.

Soldier? SOLDIER? I'm a fucking Marine.

Sex ratio is shit
Girls are all Conservative
Non Conservative ones go to Chads only
Like the coolest guys have to settle for shit chicks you wouldn't want to shit on

im 15 but ill probably fuck my girlfriend at some point even though neither of us are above the age of consent kek

ban

The Cyber Police have been notified. Prepare to be Backtraced.

Bait

niggers

b&

You're describing my life too, user. I don't concider myself ready to date yet, but I'm hoping for that day to come.

VIRGINS. Have you even TRIED to get laid? No, I mean really: can you truly said you've actually tried to get laid and commited to it?

>Enough said
What? There's like one gorillion of you. Obviously everyone is getting done action there except you.

Well i guys some boys just aren't hardwired to like puss

well then be a chad, shitskin

Yeah, but security's on to me now and it's getting harder to disguise myself as a student.

EXCUSES FOR BEING PATHETIC

You've gotta start somewhere.

being right and being a virgin and practicing self control and planning for the future doesnt mean you dont like girls.

its the reason some of us are poor and some of us are rich.
sure you can get laid when youre 14 and be cool for a few years, but people like that burn out, as i suspect you have.

I remember when I thought I was gonna be a wizard then I said nah fuck that, started probing girls around me to see if any had a crush on me. Eventually found one waited like a week before I tried to get sexual then I seized my opportunity and fucked her . A month later I broke up with her because she had no personality, so now I’m looking for someone with a body and is pretty cool to be with. Sadly it’s a lot harder than just finding someone

I'm shy.

No way buddy just gettin started. Stuck my dick in holes till i found a hole that was attached to a rich smart funny and fine woman who lets me stick my dick in other holes.

Tell me your story dude. How old were you when you lost it? I'm 21 and I'm trying to find girls that like me, but it's hard. I've changed my diet and have been going to the gym too.

be not terrible looking and not a dweeb and you can bang someone at least somewhat decent looking

>24
>quite decent looks
>play guitar
>go to university for 6 years
>shy, quiet. I could be mute no one would realize the difference.

if you're a mute then just lift and lift and eat and lift until you can just grunt at a woman and she will know what you want. grunt at enough women and eventually you will find one to knock out and drag home by the hair

but she doesn't let other people stick their dick in her hole right? is that what she tells you?

I was 17 actually and at the time I was a socially awkward teenager with a lot of testosterone ,being on the football team gave me something to talk about with girls and I used it as a crutch to get closer to some. But I didn’t want an ugly girl to fuck so I took a dive off the deep end with this one girl who had shown interest and I continued talking to her then I asked her if she wanted to do something on Friday then things went from there. I was snap chatting her like everyday sometimes being suggestive and trying to figure out how she felt about sex. Then I was just messing with her and said that she wouldn’t send a picture to me. Sure enough like an hour later I got my first nude. Then it went back and forth teasing a bit, this wasn’t my first girlfriend (just the first time I’d been with a girl)so I had an idea on how to see if she was down to go further. Then my parents told me they were gonna be gone for a week and that Wednesday school was canceled. I told her to come over and when she got there we started kissing and I took her into my room and lost my virginity.

wtf my hands work just fine.

Find someone more awkward, ugly, and unmotivated.

dat fantasy

keep dreaming bud

She knows I'm cool with that. I would assume she would tell me. she likes girls too though and she's been with a few of them recently.

Then of course after we had done it a few times I realized that her personality was terrible and it started to feel like a chore to hang out with her,so one day when I saw her I told her that I wanted to breakup and she left. I still feel somewhat terrible for using her but I’m also glad I got my v card taken so it’s not complete regret but probably don’t try and be a chad like I did. It leaves you feeling empty and like a true piece of shit

Thanks man. Good advice. Not a football player but I'll do my best.

Ugly and no skill talking with grills

SAUCE?

a few years ago it was a fantasy that I knew would become real. Interesting how anybody can 90% predict their own future.

Failing this hard...

Just find a ice breaker , it’s literally the most important part, then look for cues if she’s into you or not . Also I worried about dick size a lot ( I’m 6 in) but the reality of it all is. If she likes you she will like your dick don’t let size discourage you from talking to women

Micropenis
Virgin for life
Can’t handle the embarrassment

>Just find a ice breaker
why do you need a ship to pick up girls

Just under 5 inches here haha. That's why I'm trying to improve my fitness to make up for it. I'm 5'11'' though so that helps.

I've had chances, but I've always fucked it up. I end up thinking about things like my dick size, whether or not she likes what I'm doing, etc. After a while I just kind of gave up.

I've been married for six years which means I haven't had sex for nearly six years. Does that make me a virgin?

This, girls will lie and say you got them pregnant and try to get you to take care of someone else's kid.
Or you may actually get them pregnant and they'll consider keeping it if they know that you can go on to make a lot of money.

I'm a straight man in Pennsylvania.

i look like an uglier version of the now version of the neckbeard guy except i have short hair and a normal beard and im 32

the people I want to fuck don't want to fuck me and vice versa

>not a virgin
>on Sup Forums
explain yourself

Well i'm 29 and i lost it 3 days ago so I'm staying

escort?

MODS

mods

nah
chinese co worker who somehow thinks i'm hot

>muh tight asian pussy
beta male detected

pussy

Too tight, I could only get my dick 2/3 in.
I also lost my erection the first time i tried fucking her, it was super awkward
but yeah I'm beta

get her wetter

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