What up Sup Forums

What up Sup Forums
Friday alone thread
AMA
Tell me to do stuff

Lets go

whats your address?

Have a good day

Now thatd be silly to give out-
I live in Pennsylvania around the town of Roaring spring.

Shove something up ass

Post pick with finger up nose for verification

Write your address on your phone and then shove it up your ass while having a good day.

Nothing is going up my ass

You off for the weekend?

Yeah off until monday and i have no money or anything to do. So im posting here rather than sleeping for like 30hrs.

do you have a job?

Yeah i have a job- its nothing amazing, its not great money. but im able to get there everyday and pay my bills, so its something.

how much do you earn monthly?

montly ill make like $1000 or so?
as i said- i know im a poor fuck, but i got out of a shitty situation so this apartment makes me feel good.

Thats why im mostly poor all the time- i worry about bills before anything

What's the last thing you've eaten?

you any good at math?

whats your job?

what do you do?

I ate something yesterday at work.
Dont really have food at home.
Last thing i ate, i think was like a chicken sammich or something.

IDK i didnt eat aot cuz i knew i was drinking yesterday

Im rusty- but in school i was like top of my class in maths

Id rather not disclose all of that info- but i work with food. Its a grease pit.

Not the proudest of what i do, but it pays my bills for the time being.

what are you thoughts on the second sight condensing into the realm of the living and manifesting the light that is seen as the screen before reality

Aaaah so its kfc

Well as far as wikipedia says- theres no scientific backing that 'second sight' exists, so idk if thats a possibility my dude.

Nope

Go on omegle and pick up girls

Do you like being a Britbong?

close you eyes and really try to search for the second sight, it takes time

Alright good nigga
Need to know if i fuck two 5/10s does that count as one 10/10

What ya drinking tonight?

You should construct an artificial vagina

Go out to a bar.

read the thread...

THere are only dicks on omegle dude.

im anything but a britbong man.

i close my eyes and all i see is black- like forever in my life. its nothingness.

If you fuck them both at once in a 3 way yes, if not, then no.

Im trying to get a ride to the liquor store to spend my last $6 on some tallcans of beer.
I hate being alone on the weekend.

Why would i do that when i can actually get real vagina?

no car

Bring us along tho and keep shit posting.

Walk. You could use it

im not walking 6-7 miles in the dark to get to a bar only to have to walk 6-7 miles back kinda drunk.

I'm off work in 2 hours and I'm gonna be doing the same. Getting a couple tall cans of bud.

Did you vote trump or Hillary?
Foreigner asking

i didnt even register to vote- fuck our system, fuck our pres, fuck hillary.

America is going to hell in a hand basket im just here for the ride my dude.

Hey man just try slowing your breathing and close your eyes and put something over them so no light is coming through, then try to look to the end of the darkness (like pick a point and try to focus in on it). It will come with time, you'll know when you see the second sight

>Why would i do that when i can actually ge

So construct a penis

yeah thats pretty much how i feel at this point to

Cock this girl so i can send her this thread

Ill do reasonable things-
as shown ill even destroy things that i hold dear

...

i like her case

rip out the lip rings??

i like this one

got any collectibles?

i wont rip them out- ill take them out.

I dont cut or maim myself- only burns.

ALSO JUST GOT A CONFIRMATION THAT MY FRIEND IS GONNA TAKE ME TO GET BEER

FUCK YOU M8.

I got these 2 things.

The mac is off limits.

Lil mac is my favorite character in gaming history.

that's disgusting, no wonder you can't see the second sight

sorry man that lil mac has got go
dubs for melting it?

why do you burn yourself dude?

kek that is my line usually. good to see someone else using it

What's the deal with airline food?

Hey user, hope you're doing well. I am doing the same thing tonight. I think you should do something that makes you happy.

Nah i mean im not hurting my mac.

My best friend bought him for me- and i hold him far above alot of other things i care about.

Because im a depressed lonely person.

Not that good innit?

Thats hard man. THings dont make me happy like they used to

can I see a picture of your room, mine is getting out of hand but its hard to have much motivation these days

mines a bit messy-but its mostly clothes.

ah that's not too bad, you have roommates?

Nope-
all alone my dude.

my sister stays sometimes, but thats about it.

But mostly alone- and i hate it.

you smoke weed? i find it helps distract me from the loneliness

Going to get beer.
Keep it bumped or not,
ill probably make another thread while im drinking.

Love you guys

Also yes, but im very poor recently due to my living situation.

have a good night :)

You should learn a phrase in a foreign language and plan to use it sincerely in a foreign country.

Good luck.

this is my new wallpaper thank you lel

Post pics of your feet in socks, please.

What a cool way to do a timestamp OP
FUCK
Thank you for existing