So we can all agree this was the best Home Alone movie?

So we can all agree this was the best Home Alone movie?

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back to your coffin Ebert

Explain to me why it isn't, and I'll explain why you're wrong

Shit tier cameos. Not one president.

*third best after a power gap

"Better than the first two"

It says so right on the box retard, of course its better

>get a boner when the plant falls on the lady crook because it makes a fart noise
>now have a fart fetish for life
fuck this movie

Your hots for underage ScarJo doesn't make it better than the first two.

no Culkin
no Pesci
no Angels with Filthy Souls

>Younger than Kevin
>Takes on a group of terrorists instead of two mooks
>Has a wide variety of gadgets
>Traps are more fancy
>Doesn't need an adult to save him
>Takes the fight to the crooks instead of hiding under the bed
>Shoves a gun in the face of one of the villains
Is Alex our guy?

keep the change ya filthy animal

But Alex is a better protagonist than Kevin

Disagreed. But I think we can all agree 4 and 5 are utter shit.

he lacks the infectious cuteness and likability of young Macaulay, Linz is just a typical and forgettable 90s child actor

Can't get over the dickhair.

This
I never knew it was disputed that this wasn't the best one

so making it more stupid and unbelievable makes it better?

It had loli Scarlett in it so I'm sold

But Kevin is a serial killer

The entire premise of these movies is a grade schooler setting up Saw traps on their house to torture a couple of crooks.
Making it more unbelievable makes it funner

and yet the original is more fun regardless, simply because of better writing

What did they mean by this?
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i just realized Pesci is alive. he's a living guy

you forgot no Trump

Every Christmas my family and I get together and we watch at least one of the two first Home Alone movies. Usually we watch both. I have never seen the third or any of the other Home Alone movies, (however many there are). Is this movie actually as good as or better than the first two, or are you guys memeing? My family will be pissed if I recommend this movie and it turns out to be shit... it will fuckin ruin Christmas.

Watch this scene and tell me what you think.
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It's a joke because Roger Ebert said he thought it was better than the first two, hardly anyone actually thinks this. That said it isn't unwatchable

>hardly anyone thinks this
Wrong

Right

Left

f-fuck

why does time tarnish everything

when i was 8 my family got our first vcr player in america

the only film they brought was home alone 3

hours and hours and days of watching home alone 3

we drove down to florida in a van

the dealership talked my parents into one of those mini tvs with a build in vhs

so for 3 days i watched home alone 3

i remember everything

my life is devoid of meaning because of home alone 3

when i go to bed at night i remember that potting plant prank he did

i get no sleep

all because of home alone 3

*plant falls*
*fart noise*

Crazy...
I have a small animals and nut smashing fetish thanks to this movie.

But it did have sweet teen potential filled scarjo.

Also the were some good quips from the bad guys and the bread lady.

BURTON JURNIGIN

there was 5th one?

when the lady robber kissed that tied up neighbour lady I found it very disturbing as a child

my name is Alex
i'll be your guy, if you know what i'm saying

Worse than the first 2.
Better than the last 2
Yeah these 2 more of these fucking things

Yeah. And there were two siblings in that one instead of a single protagonist.