This thing keeps niggering into my house

This thing keeps niggering into my house
Wat do

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where the fuck do you live that there's that much smog

Punch its butthole with your dick. Then call it names and spit on its family members individually.

The picture was taken through this container

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Are you going to try and trick us into making mustardgass or something? Who the fuck takes pictures of birds in their house through a plastic tote? Where are you going with this thread, OP?

cum on it

*in

Lol OP where did you go?

I don't see what's so confusing. A bird keeps getting into my house, I caught it, put it in a plastic tote. I now want some opinions as to what I should do to the bird.

Crow stew?

tongue punch fart box

I'm thinking of putting it in a jar with a hole in the lid, and slowly filling it up with some sort of liquid.

This but instead of filling it up with liquid attach helium balloons and wathc it slowly go into the sky then seeing it fall down as the balloon popped because of pressure

I thought the camera was in the tote when you took the pic.

Or even just put firecrackers in it

start feeding it and training it
you will have the smartest pet in your city

Oh dear lord I do have some firecrackers

give it some alka seltzer and watch the fucker explode

Put it in the microwave

Let it go op

Describe the way in which it "niggers" it's way in and we can go from there.

First we marinade the bird in isopropyl alcohol, tabasco sauce, and white vinegar.

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fuck off faggot

Your house is on fire and hes there to warn you.

Then I read this

Shotgun

breaks in and fucks OP's wife after stealing all the koolaid and watermelons

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tie a bunch of helium balloons to it

Probably for burning it alive or sumthing

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Aww let it go

It lost its ability to hold itself upright, probably from the fumes. It sank into the liquid and drowned. I tried to empty it out and give him a second chance, but it was too late.

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Just let it go, if you want to kill something, do the world a favor and just make a noose faggot.

I guess its too late then

Too late pal

Crows make great companions. I would feed it and teach it tricks, like stealing jewelry for treats.

What kind of hovel do you live in that there are bird sized holes that he can enter through in the first place?

Continue pls

Crows are great you nigger. They feast on insects.

It wasn't a crow