my father gave me this as a present,how fucked am i?
My father gave me this as a present,how fucked am i?
Josiah Hernandez
Asher Jackson
If you burn it now you might be ok.
Wyatt Turner
Show pic of you wearing it and using your vape.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Also, your japaneze sword
William Brown
but it was a present.
Matthew Butler
Go to Puerto Rico
My girlfriend made me wear a brown fedora looking thing because it reminded her of one of the hats that were traditionally worn there or something.
Nathaniel Kelly
Just like Troyan horse
Jace Roberts
i don't vape or have a japanese sword.
i'm poor and just got into college.
Jacob Garcia
And?
Girls dont care about money too much. Just be yourself (-anything autistic or cringey).
I'd put off wearing the hat until a date though. Just say that you wanted to be fancy then chuckle (and probably remove it for the time being).
John Wright
i don't think he had any ill intent.
Kevin Nelson
He wouldn’t give it to you unless he thought you liked it and had others. The other possibility is that he hate how much of a faggot you are and gave you a hat to express his disdain. Either way you’ve fucked yourself. Change your ways OP.
Xavier Walker
The fuck kind of sword do you have loser? Sabers are built against unarmored opponents, which is what you're going to see in a home invasion.
Katana arent too long to use indoors, and have massive hilts for repertoire leverage. There are other options, but katana are a highly functionally, widely available, and inexpensive backup to your home defense gun.
That that's gay, though.
Lincoln Peterson
holy shit you fat neckbeard
Jaxon Rodriguez
That hat's
Sorry, I'm a phoneposter
Gavin Bennett
Superior leverage, what the actual fuck is wrong with autocorrect?
Who the fuck ever says repertoire
Kayden Moore
shit,man.
my college is 3 hours away from home,i don't think i will have the time for dating either,i was preparing to die a virgin anyway.
the only thing bad about the hat is the stigma.
i just got into college,he's all happy and shit,and i don't use hats.
i don't have a katana,all i have is pipe.
show us a picture of yourself,adonis.
Jack Morales
At least you don't think you need nothing
Nicholas Ramirez
also, i don't have a neckbeard.
i always shave,every weekend.
Luke Sanders
Date at college then?
Shit my GF and I call a walk in the park a date. College (1st 2 years) are piss easy too, don't think about it too much.
Kayden Johnson
that's an idea,user.
but the distance and the a amont of other stuff like gym and job problaby will get in the way.
don't worry i will survive.
Noah Cook
Get a lawyer and file for separation from your family, as well as a restraining order, keeping you 100 meters from any pussy.
Ian Sullivan
put your fidget spinner next to it for comparison
Connor Evans
i swear,i am not neckbeard.
i don't have a fidget spiner.
Liam Roberts
Christopher Price
no user, i will not drink bleach.
you can keep asking but i still won't do it.
Ian Morales
Nolan Garcia
i won't do that either,but it made me laugh.
Andrew Davis
Jacob Lee
Not fucked at all user. If you wait until you’re 65-70 years old to wear it, you’ll do great. You put it on now, and you’re done for.
Aiden Gomez
ok