Britbong thread. Where do you live, work and what do for fun?

Britbong thread. Where do you live, work and what do for fun?

York here, Monks Cross ASDA, steal from work.

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your mom

Wakefield, on the dole, spend the dole.

Cumbria, civil servant, I like alcohol, weed, gigs, footy and hookers

birmingham
drug dealer
sell drugs

Lancashire, work for baxi as a final function tester, play vidya games and masturbate

Croydon, work in auctions, smoke weed and drink pointlessly overpriced london beer

Birmingham
Warehouse work
Do drugs.

London
I put scaffolding together
vidya and weed

AKA a fucking nigger

Glorious Newcastle

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far better than glorious
Sunderland

Near Manchester, work near Manchester, do fuck all for fun

Filey
waiter
biking

Near Glasgow, made redundant, weed.

Liverpool
unemployed
nothing

middlesbrough
support worker
play games

Kek typical

Bolton
Doctor at Bolton
Skiing

You cheesy chip eating, panda pop guzzling, bin dipping vermin.

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Shock

Mutant fuck

Fellow manc?

Cumbria, radiation canary, fell walking and real ale

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Pickering
penis inspector
drinking

Leicester
Insurance
Shitposting

Fuck all brum and london dealers, stupid cunts selling 1.6g 20 bags of absolute shitty shrapnel but to them its 10/10 fire stardawg

Live in Leeds , working at Portacabin just round corner from you

I dont live in leeds.

yes that's fantastic
I bet your not from spewcastle
you'll be someone from gateshead or consett maybe North Shields but you like to say spewcastle cos no one has heard of your shithole. Anyways gayboy off out down the pink triangle with all the other faggots. Getting a good bumfuck from one of Westgate roads many pakrats. Love a bit cock you soap dodging faggots don't ya.

Manchester
Student
Go to gigs two or three time a week

Blackpool. Driver. Drink cheap Beer from lidl and smoke weed

Andrew?

Lisa saw you stealing steak on friday, Don't bother coming back on Monday, Expect your P45 in the post.

Kek

London
Work for Jimmy Choo
Driving and shitposting

Kys

u ok m8?

No

Worcester
IT shit
Games.. bored

Okay why though ?

No don't really I love you

Ipswich, solitary drinking.
The whole town is a cunt, not worth going out or doing things.

Rough

...

Harrogate pal. Steal from M+S

wimborne minster, furniture design. drinking until i sleep.

eh' I've wanted to move out to a different town but I kinda' feel like it'll be the same where-ever I live aye.

Good job you fucking moron

Been waiting on this all day...

Glasgow
College
Vidya and murder porn.

Bexley
Audio engineer
Masturbating

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What vidya?

lmfao include me in the videos about this if this is real

What games?

minecraft :3

Ahh on PC?

how did u get into the work place in audio engineering?
do you work in a studio or for tv/film or live rigging?

posh tory cunt
what you really mean is your a manager for Marks and Spencer and you do fuck all so you call picking your wages up stealing. Your real hobbies are fox hunting and bumming William Hague while shouting Tally Hoe.
How much is mummy and Daddy's house worth tulip?

Newcastle, cyber-security. Like alcohol, vidya and whores.

How did you get into cyber?

I thought Hague was dead.......huh.......

Sunderland here, do fuck all apart from languishing on benefits, drink copious amounts of booze and take drugs and on occasions watch porn and eat kebabs.

I have relations who live there on the grange park estate.

Former Anonymous hacker.

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wakefield
dealer of the sausage... rolls
vidya

Durham City
videoing Students fucking and spying on female students in student accommodation. Seeing posh girls from all over the world naked masturbating, pissing and shitting.
maintainance engineer
student accommodation

Fucked a girl on holiday from Blackpool

Was a programmer and just got sick of it and asked for a secondment to our cyber-sec department and they kept me on. Good move. Interesting and well=paid. It's a growth industry and once I've got a couple of years experience I'll move on for the big bucks. Can get £70k in Manchester.

They're filthy

London.
Supplier of what you need

She was proper filth, fucked her outside her parents room like in the hall way in the hotel

Knowing your shit helps but I started out doing stuff in small live productions and shows and later moved into corporate audio installs like amps and sound systems, easier work and more pay if a little less interesting

Start recording and engineering in your free time and get a portfolio

Bracknell, living ast the 5th floor of a 4 star hotel, I drink for fun sometimes

I am at college doing Computing and next year doing Cyber Security.... any tips?

I grew up in Blackpool, it produces sluts like nowhere else

Where abouts in Middlesbrough?

Middlesbrough
Unemployed
Video Games

its all ive done for 3 years
thanks for the comments user

She would be about 20-23 now.... that your age?

It's a good move unless you're heavily into programming. It's reltively easy. Get your Security+ exam under your belt then start working up to CISSP and you can go anywhere in the world really. I make a lot of money for fuck-all doing on-call and I rarely get called.

Yeah, I'm 21

Megan Noble?

near albert park, you? not a student

I don't like programming much, I have a project to do for college and I am just stuck at the beginning.... Thanks man, a helpful user is rare to come by!

Shit, same. Also not a student

Nah don't know her

it's fucking black around there and yous 2 smakrats know it how's Grove Hill doing or Grangetown?

Well shit, first time seeing someone from middlesbrough who isn't at uni. I thought the day would never come.
I'm right near linthorpe cemetary

Know a Tim Peach?

Are apprenticeships any good?

Nah but I just looked him up on Facebook and we have a bunch of mutual friends

Ahhh served with him in the Army for 6 years

Holy fuck, too true. Always watch out for Middlesbrough in UK threads, never see any. I'm Near the porthole/park lane garage.

They're shit dude, as always. Grim fuckers live there.

Security+ is pretty easy. There's a lad on youtube called Professor Messer whom covers everything you need to know in bite-size chunks and you can download the official app for studying which is like flashcards. Those two are basically all you need to cram for the exam.

Trips checked

Yeah man 3 years of experience is good a mate of mine put me onto the corporate game and I spent some time researching audio installation companies and sending off CVs, mostly it's bars and restaurants but it's a stable income and easy work with the occasional big project

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Ah sweet mate, I will have a look into that

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Yes, we have several at the moment. They're learning a marketable skill and getting paid. They are missing the fun of Uni though. But won't be £50k in debt at the end of it.

>I'm Near the porthole/park lane garage.
Eerie, sorta glad you don't live next door to me though, no offence. Would make me a be a bit uncomfortable

Whatcha up to? I'm getting drunk on old wine, ordering food off iceland, watching that new shitty jumanji movie and considering masturbating