Mfw I realized all metal music sounds the same

>mfw I realized all metal music sounds the same

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black metal is literally just pop rock with blastbeats

>Not knowing what genres are.

at what age are you?

surf rock with distortion, screaming, and no reverb*

>mfw I realized all music is just sounds

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t.never actually listened to metal beyond the entry level of each subgenre

Pretty much this

t.virgin micro-penis

>no reverb
you must've heard a lot of it

Not an argument

Getting laid and being high test helps mature your taste in everything.

I would have to disagree with you on that. Heavy metal sounds way different from Power metal, and Thrash metal is pretty distinct from the other two, and we could go on and on for multiple subgenres.

This is just objectively wrong, most of the major metal genres sound way different from eachother.

But the real question is: Which subgenres are the best?

t. virgin

Trad
Thrash
Speed
Death

They’re all good, except for nu metal and anything ending in core

Eh, I'm more of a Heavy or Power guy myself, but whatever floats your boat

Well, nu metal is good for making fun of 13 year olds

And also mashing up with better songs

Bring Me To Life is so much better if you add "before you go-go" or "when september ends" after the "wake me up"

this

All music genres are ass if you go deep enough, just listen to the best all genres have to offer

ITT
Never listened to doom metal

OP thinks these sound the same

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BY MOONLIGHT
WE RIDE
TEN THOUSAND
SIDE BY SIDE

Obvious bait, but metal has more diversity than any genre I can think of.