Share your secrets, Anons

Share your secrets, Anons.

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Looking for Train-Tracks user.
Do you have good news?

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crazy witches

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LET US PROFILE YOU Sup Forums

I've watched 2001: A Space Odyssey over thirty times.
I know every frame by heart.

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Oh shit, you've blown my cover.

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I went to live in Germany for a year in a subconscious attempt to run away from my real problems, and sabotage my own life. Now I'm done with my work year here, and I've got to face my life realistically.

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I want to fuck my cousin her name is Sam and she's 1 year older and hot as fuck as kids we played doctor and played with each other naked but i don't think she remembers

post pics

I played doctor with a friend of mine when we were both very little. I can remember everything...
I feel like I should be arrested for these memories.

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Holy shit, my first quads.

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If you're from the last threads, report in.
I'm the same OP as the last few threads.

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WHY DO MEN DEGRADE US!!!!

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Because you're all TOO easy.

I eat my boogers, as it's the easiest, fastest and most convenient way to expose of them.

Instead of using my writing talents to write stories like I'm trying to do, I use my writing talents to write up 2000 word shitposts on Sup Forums. Also the only stories I write are fanfiction porn stories about video games to post on vg since no one wants to read original short stories.

I can lean down to lick my wife's clit while the tip of my dick is in her ass in missionary.

I've never seen this in porn or even heard about it..

I have a secret desire to be the worlds greatest and most loved dictator

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I'm depressed, 18, gambled away all my money, and have recorded my sister nude in the bathroom.

How is your day B

On the brighter side I have a nice dick

I'm 31, have no aspirations in life, spend most of my money on computer stuff, games, alcohol, and am considering taking up smoking.
I've only held short-time jobs, lasting upwards of 2 months at most.
Never had a long-lasting girlfriend, the longest relationship I was in would've been about 6 weeks.
However, I'm enjoying life. I'm not sad about my life being shitty. I can acknowledge how pathetic my life must seem, but I personally don't hate it. It's really calm.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anyone know if it's in the Kama Sutra or something?

do you have like a diagram or something?

But it's not that good.

Are you the writer of the "No" /tv copy pasta?

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YO TRAIN-TRACKS!
Have they kicked you out of college yet?

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Noice!!

I hope not. I haven't checked my college email in a while. I plan on emailing my course co-ordinator tomorrow and explaining my situation as best I can. Let things fall where they may.

I walked for 8 hours yesterday. Was awful.

>nobody noticing these gets
kids nowadays, pft

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I have a lot in common with you.

I've got some questions for you, Train-Tracks.
How do you really feel about College?
Do you want to succeed there, but you're just having trouble keeping your grades up?
What're you studying anyway?

Are you walking the tracks right now?

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Also kissless virgin, not because I'm inherently unattractive but because I'm mentally incapable of holding conversations with women and people in general

What's got you depressed? The gambling?

We've all peeped at your sisters btw. We won't all say it, but it's human nature, really. It only makes you a monster if you act on these things.

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Me too user, she pretends not to remember... it sucks

She pretends not to remember because she's your cousin.

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I believe I'm past the gambling aspect of it all cause no good comes from it IMO(many times I have gone from nothing to like 10k and have no other excitement in my life so I ended up losing everything.

The depression comes from having no real friends and spending my whole day after school playing runescape.

Like I legit have 0 "close" friend, have never been invited to a party even though kids at my school have parties every week.

Also never had a girlfriend and never kissed anyone. The only thing I have going for me is that I'm pretty smart(doesn't seem that way cause of the gambling but addiction is a strange thing)

>sent my ex girlfriend's nudes to my current boyfriend and we both talked about how awesome her tits are for a while (a girl here)
>today I doscovered that the guy who formally took my virginity is literally more than twice my weight
>lolies get me wet

Has everyone done it many times on different occasions spanning like 3 years ( in my own mental defense keeping me stable from remembering doing these things is that I believe she teased me a load while I was like 15-16 and hormones and what not)

Maybe her parents should have used common sense and not have had sex in front of her at an early age which would make her reciprocate it with someone else. Do you not know anything about developmental psychology you illiterate shit?

wait, has everyone done this? I'm a girl with two older brothers and I'm quite worried now

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when i was like 9 i played ''the naked game'' with my two younger cousins. like 8 and 7.

i have no idea why its not like i was intressted in sex or anything that has to do with sex.

later in life found out i was gay so i really dont know

I've been ripping iClouds and similar archives of girls I know for years and I enjoy watching their breakdowns on social media when the occasional picture of video gets out

Depends have you grinded on them and sit on their lap while they obviously have a boner? Cause that's what drove me crazy, there were specific events I also remember but don't want to make myself traceable

Better pic

I never done anything sexual with them, as far as I can remember, not that I didn't kinda wish to

At the age of 12 I was regularly breaking into homes. A phase I grew out of pretty quick. Don't do anything like that anymore.
> Be kid
> Live in a great semi rural area
> Overnight neighbourhood changes. Housing developments take off all around our property
> on weekend evenings when no builders about i ride my bike through deserted streets and explore the houses being built
> most are just frames, no doors so can walk right on in, great adventure for 12 yo
> notice on a sliding door being put in that the keys have been left in
> Hang on, this is also happened at a few different houses
> Start taking keys and write down which house

Six months later

> Houses being completed and people moving in
> Ride bike through streets at dusk with pocketful of keys
> Some homes lights off
> Walk right up and let myself in
> Profit!!!
> Cash, DVDs, games, whatever I liked the look of
> Didn't bother with jewellery because what's a 12 yo gonna do with that?
> Always checked fridge and stole chocolate
> One house a dog came up to me wagging his tail, I fed him and we played for a bit
> Saw some Lego, didn't take it because I knew I'd be upset if someone stole mine, didn't want to be a total cunt
> Never got caught, not even close

I think I got away with it for a few weeks because no one knew any neighbours yet. I was just a regular weedy kid on a bike who didn't attract any attention. And I assumed even if someone saw me walk in with a key they would think I just lived there. Word got around quickly though that someone was robbing the places, made our local community news. So it was only a short crime spree. Never graduated to a life of crime, kept my nose clean since then. Oh except some pens and shit like that from work.

We never had any sexual interaction full on, but when I'm a teen boy and my sister bumps into my dick obviously on purpose that puts shit into my head, I regret doing the peeping but it will be with me forever

I am 25, didnt have had sex in almost 8 years. All the time single too. I feel like i am wrong in some way. I am average looking and i am slightly over average smart i guess. Nothing special. I just dont go out often. Wanne get a nice girlfriend :(

I've had sex with two of my gfs friends. And with my ex gfs friends too. Two of them was passed when i did it.. Thats my little secret.

Rape is a nice secret kek

I was excited at first, I've been out of school for a while. I didn't realize how overwhelming it would be going back.

I was doing 60-70s while I was there.

Health science.

Not on tracks right now.

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Addiction is a strange thing, indeed. I can relate to you, in a way. It comes in many forms. Gambling, loneliness, Runescape, they're all heads of the same hydra.
Think about it this way. How many hours a day to you play Runescape? Let's say 2 hours a day.
That's 14 hours a week, and 56 hours a month.
If you spent that time on something that improved your self in some way, say exercise, then you'd be a hell of a lot more attractive to women than you are right now.
It would give you a charisma boost, as well as a confidence boost, so you'd be more inclined to hang out with people.
You have to suffer to improve yourself, but it's a meaningful sacrifice.
Ascend!

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You don't "find out you're gay". It's a developmental result of your perceptions of yourself, and of the masculine and feminine. Which could be warped.
Do you want to be gay?

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It's well over 2 hours a day let's say 5 or more.

And I'm not unhealthy or fat, I'm on the low end of good BMI and have had jobs where I had to lift a lot so for my weight (130 lbs) I'm okay strength and fit wise, I'd say I can bench 130.

I want to go out and meet people, but I have not a single person to do so with. I'm alone in the world and left to my own thoughts which I believe have destroyed me for the time being.

I really appreciate the detailed response and the course of action I think is best for me is wait until I go away for college and start a "new" life

I've been in relationship for 22 years now. We never married. I still have feelings for her as I'm sure she does for me but we don't find each other attractive anymore. We last had sex about 3 years ago. Depressing isn't it.

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I'm studying Carl Jung, and Dr. Peterson at the moment, so I know a bit about developmental psychology. Did you forget that you didn't give us any context? How could we make observations without anything to observe?

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What the fuck are you doing, my man. You can love someone without tying yourself to them! Jesus man, you're getting old, go find yourself a suitable woman!

Me be about 18 younger cousin not sure was pretty young like not 16. Was lying on my bed sleeping naked so I sucked him off and he got hard and woke up and started to suck my dick then I put my dick in his ass fu ked it hard and was the best orgasm ever. Continued for a while many stories

I practice witchcraft without my parents knowing.

I live at their house, OP.

what do you fucking mean you practice witchcraft

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what kind of witchcraft exactly

I pay a third party to help my character become stronger in a pay to play game

I'm a closeted furry. That's about the worst I got.

Me be 21 come home drunk as fuck great stay outside in poolhouse strip down and call the dog in. He jumps me and starts fucking my ass me not knowing about the knot gets stuck and start cumming like a flowing river tried to get loose but too painful just wait when his huge cock came out so did at least 2 cups of hot cum best cum ever.

Is it cheaper than just paying for items and shit directly?

Same, but it's my own house and my younger kids don't know.

thanks user but it's not that easy. I like being with her. It's just sad my sex life is practically over.

am right wing-ish, but the more I read socialist literature and listen to talks the more it all makes sense. There's so much about ourselves we don't know and presuppose, its scary.

that's 5 hours a day, 35 hours a week, and 170 hours a month.
Process that.
Do not fall into the trap of thinking that your habits are more important than your potential.
Imagine if you spent just of those hours a day learning guitar. You'd be drowning in pussy in three months.
Also, depending on how tall you are, 130lbs is a bit thin. I'd still spend some time doing push-ups, squats, and crunches. Just to fill out a bit.
I hope I don't sound like I'm preaching, but I'd like to help.

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>starts fucking my ass me not knowing about the knot gets stuck

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Lol, I bought a satan book at Barnes and Noble, and now I say I practice witchie stuff.
That's going nowhere, pal.

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I already am ok at guitar and violin, I'm 5'11 130 which you are right is on the skinny side, but I'm built enough where you wouldn't guess I was 130 pounds.

Runescape has become the escape from nothingness and I don't have the means to just go do whatever I want (mainly in part due to the past gambling issues)

I do push ups and pull ups and stuff frequently it's just I don't grind hard as I have tried before and it felt like nothingness as well

>Lost my job last year because of a disability I have.
>It hit me pretty hard, i had a nervous breakdown
>Still suffering 8 months later, still sore all over, brain is scrambled eggs
>I knew a shit storm was coming, so I told my bf to leave me
>i'll never leave you, i'll support you
>Don't get me wrong, i don't want him to pay my way
>Slowly over time he has started leaving all of the housework to me, even though it physically hurts me to do
>Has hinted that I should get another job, but the thing is I am having intense CBT and psychotherapy to resolve the issues around my breakdown. Job, family, life events, etc
>Sessions leave me so emotionally raw I can't speak for days sometimes
>I keep telling him i have to fix my head before getting a job, nobody will employ a manic depressed idiot with the attention span of a goldfish and suicidal ideation
Suffering extreme anxiety
>Everything he said he would help pay he has ignored, doesn't even pay his half of the internet bill anymore, I am struggling to do it
>Credit card account has just been closed by lender, i probably have a black mark on file now
>He doesn't care
>Real chance I have to go on disability, mental and physical disorders out the wazoo, he told me to "not get too comfortable, try and get working ASAP"
>Reminded him I am anything but comfortable
>Remind him I am suffering a great deal
>"i know"
>Probably said it to just shut me up
>Having panic attacks so hardcore my pulse hits the 170 range
>I try and talk honestly, he brushes it off, zero communication
>Spends all his time playing wow (yeah it's me, he's done it again)
>Expects me to wait on him hand and foot, bring him lunch, cook his meals
>I feel as though we are drifting apart
>He has stopped talking about plans for the future
>I honestly wish he left when I told him to

Damn, I'm going to college after not being in school for three years.
Wish me luck, Train Tracks.
You should stay in school man, you could change your major?

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I'll read your short stories user. Anywhere I can find them? No crazy porn though please

There's really nothing wrong with you. We are all here by accident, just do what you like and don't hurt others. You're fine.

wtf is that supposed to mean. I could not care much less about if i found out i was gay or if i always were gay.

do i want to be gay?
first na but fuck yes i do guys are fucking nice.

i realized im going to die alone. hows your day going anons.

maybe /you/ should break up with /him/

Maybe I should.

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why dont you get a pet annon. I always planned living alone with two huskys.

I know that you're coming from a good place, however, that is shitty, nihilistic advice that you'd easily hear out of a strippers mouth. or worse, a rick and morty intellectual.
Pursue what is meaningful.

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What do you mean ripping?

I'm about to spent 2 years locked in a chastity cage in a femdom marriage.

Pic related.

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cant afford one, havent been able to find a job in 6 months.

When I watch awareness videos of small animals being tortured or killed, deep down I enjoy it. Why god why

And what is meaningful? Can you please write that down for all of us poor shits who don't understand life you condescending, unempathic piece of shit?

how old? what shit show of a country you live in?

also there are free adoption thiniges everywhere (DONT ADOPT SHIT IF YOU ARENT READY FOR MEDICAL BILLS).

anyways goldfishes? working out? better your grades to get a better job?

What I mean is that your sexuality can shift and change. it's an amorphous thing. You can develop your masculine traits, and your femine traits. You set yourself on a path. I'm not telling you that one is the right path, but I am asking you witch one you would choose.

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What I meant by I wish he had listened, just to clarify.. We were moving in together. I told him there is a possibility i could be unemployed for a long time, so if that bothers him, leave now.

I told him at least 6 times. Every time he said no, he would look after me and wasn't going anywhere.

Expose of them? Fucking retard, I bet you call that disease you have 'die of Beaties '

Damn. Your situation is major and you should probably make a thread where people can ask questions.

I think you need everything as normal and stable as possible to help you recover. You've been through a car crash of a time, I don't think you should make any wholesale changes in your life. Keep your partner on board. He's your biggest ally atm, without him in your life things will get rough.

The question of meaning has to begin from the bottom of each individual. What do you care about? I don't mean to logically, or rationally care about something. Do you care about people? Does it make you feel good when you help them? Then build yourself into a helpful person!
Do you care about Ideas? Do they move you? Take up a career that involves research!
I sorry to be condescending. I have an extreme distaste for nihilism, as I've been there.

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21 texas, no car and homeless. I want to tkae welding classes but obviously i need money for that. ive applied to several dollar stores and gas stations but no luck, right now im waiting on a call back from tomthumb.

I wouldn't say that it's a developmental result of your perceptions of myself.

>be me
>grow up religous
>stone gays

>figure out im gay


>reply to this coon that thinks he knows shit

where tf you get internet from?

no relatives?