I am a god
I'm building a machine that grants everyone ITT infinite amount of what you post here
I am a god
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She's obviously mental but she's sexy.
This is a chick I know who has a bird and she's fucking hot.
Money
You have to post a picture of it you fuck
You already know what it is? It's ya boi shannnn
She's also a fatty
I like em kinda thick. On God I hate skinny bitches
Not even close.
She's obsessed with squats and doing weights and has a hench bro boyfriend.
Need an infinite amount of nazis so that we can finally fix this planet.
rock that grant any wish
infinite rocks
Richness, I want richness granted to me. So I can buy a GF and a larger penis.
xp
Everyone gets richness so you won't be worth that much relative to everyone else
money
bitches
Confidence
U stupid
People get rich to reach people
Give me money I'm tired of debt and being poor
time
Desire and opportunity to submit to women.
I need infinite dollar bills. If not that, infinite gold nuggets.
First smart person to reply
You get infinite time plus time stopping power
Rare candy xddddd
I want every wall, inside and out of every structure in the world to have fried eggs nailed to it.
If the eggs are removed, they are mysteriously replaced at midnight the same night.
That's not time, it's an alarm clock.
Boots.
Energy.
I too, will become a god!
suffering
Love and affection from a girl my age.
Velvet Underground is awesome (Lou Reed is in general)
But who are these other niBBas?
Also
Follow You by Bring Me The Horizon
Take Me Home by Cash Cash
Rx Queen by deftones
Maybe also
Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana
Sweet. Thanks! These are worth $0 because I've inflated them times infinity.
And how could I possibly forget, one of the best examples
Pulling Teeth by Green Day. What a great example of staying with a girl that takes good care of you, even if she occasionally hurts you for messing up
Also Tear In My Heart by twenty one pilots
Pussy and ass
May I direct you to the perfect place with an endless supply of that
Omnipotence
Dragon dildos.
>my age
Being of lower intelligence detected, reason for virginity obvious
An actual afterlife that people can connect their brains and live their own heaven
Happiness
Utility.
Duh.
Time
an infinite amount of cock and eyeshadow?
yes pls
no gods
the ability to post in this thread 1 time.
Bois
Same here
Not necessarily. Just means a, most likely, youthful female. Nothing dumb about that
Hell yeah
magic
Gender change potions
same here friend, some here
Anyone remember the Christmas Gift machine in a Garfield Christmas Special back in the 80s? That's exactly what this thread sounds like. Someone must remember that.
This
Life.
Such a classic tune
I was just messing around. I tend to prefer older womem myself (a few years than me that is, no milfs or grannies)
>prefer older
>no milfs
I don't think you understand how this works.
That's not india
Happiness
Time is horrible to have in an infinite amount. Every person you meet dies in what is now the equivalent to a blink of an eye. Everything you achieve is forgotten about while you watch. You will eventually long for death but be unable to find it because you have more time left.
This. I dont even care if it is infinite, I just want to find it.
can i have infinite bagel bites please?
i wanted some earlier but i think they're in the back of the freezer.
infinite wishes please
I do in fact remember that. The Garfield christmas special is underrated. Now go to bed.
niggers
love and fulfillment in a healthy romantic/sexual relationship
infinite amount of everything I want
Grey goose vodka and 9mm ammo
Andy Sixx's logs
Can I have trips?
Understanding of the nature of airline food.
peanut butter
>peanut butter can sustain a human life
>no need for shelter.. live in a mound of peanut butter
>can extract moisture from peanut butter with machine made out of peanut butter
>make friends with peanut butter
>be rich af by selling exotic peanut butter
I really, really, really like this picture. My friend John made and posted this the other day and I saved it cause I couldn’t stop laughing at it! I hope he doesn’t mind... I wish there was an infinite amount of this picture!
For Lynzi to be my qt3.14 gf forever
Haha! You mind if I save that?
Fuck it lets go
Power and porn
Go ahead!
Lsd, mushrooms, weed, pizza,MOAR QTGods
Cock growth, i need something that changes the world
OP, Time. I just need a bit more, not infinite. My grandfather doesn't have much left, I just need a few weeks. Maybe then my mother will have gotten enough saved to pay for the procedure and rent. I dont have enough overtime stacked up, and my tests are coming too soon. I can barely afford this semester, and if i dont pass I wont be able to give my family the life they deserve. I cant work and study. Just a bit more. please.
I could always use a spare camera. Especially since things get rough in the field.
Sick of that Eyeliner! Same style different cunt!
and the knowledge to control such magic
money
Intuition and creation
Fucking 1 week for this faggot shit. Then there's only 2 episodes left fucking kill me.