ITT: fighting stories cont and good tips for winning a fight shit at greentext but here we go >Be me >fourth grade extra recess >kid is kicking the ball out of the kickball diamond and wont let anyone on >get pissed and tell him to fuck off >he doesnt and whips me with a flimsy thin branch >buddy of mine was like my micky goldmill >imfuckingrocky.jpg >mom always said defend yourself if they hit first >do just that >grab him by his collar and start hitting him in the jaw >landed a good ten punches on him >starts to stumble around and cant take it >decide im done and throw him into light generator right by field >didnt even get caught >feelsgoodman.jpg
Later my other friends said he was messing with a friend (looking back on it they were lying) so I sprinted and sacked him like he was a qb
BEst tip is simple: don’t fight fair. Kick the balls, grab a wrench.
No pride from a hospital bed.
Isaiah Wright
thats what my teacher always tells me, he also says dont hit with knuckles because the police check the knuckles. that is if i stick around
Anthony Lewis
Avoid fighting at all costs, it's a crapshoot unless you're a very skilled fighter. But if you must fight do so savagely , fight to completely destroy, fight dirty, leave your enemy a bloody mess, this way no one else thinks about fighting you.
Michael Allen
first thing: pull down your pants. Nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
Bonus points if you shit yourself.
Hudson Bailey
thats what i was thinking honestly, I know this will sound edgy and all but ive always wondered what it was like to take someones life
Blake Myers
what if i beat my meat furiously
Lucas Green
>bunch of faggots >me decide to be alpha >six months of boxing lessons >out having a good time >run into Chad and the chadettes >right chadette give right hook he's down >left chadette left uppercut he's down >Chad runs like a bitch >run him down beat him until he's out >took his wallet and phone >dindu nuffin!!
Hunter White
Not that fun.
Inb4 v& it was a home invader.
Adam Stewart
>4th grade what are you in grade 4? 9? Noone can throw a punch a 9, you have no body weight.
Eli Perry
Only helps if you finish quickly
Charles Lewis
hey man im not saying I threw good hits but i was hitting another 9 year old
Colton Rivera
yeah i imagined itd be like that
Jeremiah Allen
>never been in a fight >have assaulted people
William Rivera
>someone bullying my friend >run up to bully >try to punch him >bully dodges and hits me >instantly floored and bully kicks me in the stomach >this continues for about a minute until a teacher noticed and broke it up
William Jones
Sry man, didn't mean to take away from your story. I've only ever been in a few fights, ald all were back when i was in school (why would you so i cant really talk. > be me, grade 7 > karate kid picks fight with me > tries to kick me in the face > grab his leg, put him back on the floor > beat him with a chair until the 'fight' is broken up
Moral of the story js to do what it takes tto win a fight, hit in the throat, hit them with a bottle or glass, justend the fight as fast as possible so you won't get hurt. Putting someones head into the pavement during a takedown is a good way to make sure they don't get back up.
Cooper Phillips
*(Why would you fight as an adult) sage
Austin Jackson
nah i didnt take it like that and you didn't i havent done much and frankly im nervous when my adrenaline rushes and i find myself mire fearful than id like to be
